Cowboys still winning the division at 12-4 Edition
PHI:Eagles get CB Darby from Bills for Matthews BUF:Bills add CB EJ Gaines from Rams for Watkins BUF:Bills get Jordan Matthews from PHI for Darby LAR:Stunner: Rams get Sammy Watkins from Bills DAL:NFL to Zeke: More wrongs may equal banishment DAL:Zeke Elliott slapped with 6-game suspension MIA:Fins lose 2nd-round MLB McMillan to torn ACL DET:Ebron (hamstring) back after missing 12 days WAS:Perine won't unseat Rob Kelley 'anytime soon' CLE:Hue Jackson not ready to crown DeShone Kizer CLE:DeShone Kizer lights it up in preseason debut CHI:Mitch Trubisky has strong preseason opener
mfw Morris and McFadden combine for 800+ yards while Zeke is suspended and help the Cowboys go 4-2 over that time
Adam Gutierrez
>BYE DARBY >BYE WATKINS I CAN"T WAKE UP
Ethan Cruz
who /cutler/ here?
Jason Morales
>KC 8-8 >Denver 6-10 >Giants 8-8 Other than that pretty good. Also Jets going 0-16 wew
Benjamin Wilson
as much as i liked jordan matthews, this trade is potentially a huge gain for us
go eagles
Charles Russell
Hey /nfl/: Can I be excited that the Rams look like they have a chance this year if Goff proves he isn't a bust?
It looks like we have a competent HC and OC. The OL looks better than the dumpster fire it was last year and we have a goat DC in Wade Phillips. Bring me down to earth before I fall for the hype.
Christian Ramirez
After a Zeke suspension i simulated the Cowboys games for the season
Division is still in the bag
Carson Lewis
A friendly reminder that we are a Texans state
Bentley Morris
wow that dude has blazing speed
Adam Perry
So tiki went from 3-3 to 4-2. Won't be long until he claims the line is so good that it doesn't matter who is carrying the ball.
Aiden White
gowgyrls are going 5-11 not disputable
Jonathan King
>It's an "Eagels fans don't get that preseason means nothing and gets overhyped" episode my favorite. Best one was 2015 when they taught that Bradford was the second coming of Montana after the preseason.
Evan Edwards
Where's the other half of the state, la raza?
Jose Wilson
It would take a massive amount of improvement for Goff to even look passable
Your HC is 31 years old, I liked him in Washington but he could end up being Josh Daniels 2.0
Wade Phillips is good though but he doesnt have as much talent in the linebackers and secondary as he did in denver.
Tyler Turner
Goff is the kind of QB that makes Johnny Manziel look like Joe Montana. Worst bust in modern history.
Nathan Jackson
sigh, isn't this the same god damn GM who didn't sigh josh norman, this fucking tool doesn't know what he's giving up.
Carson Jones
It's basically all up to Goff and the Offense unless the defense implodes
Christian Smith
simulated my ass
Joseph Jenkins
>TikiBar_Beer !Y/Texas/3Q The biggest cuck in /nfl/, everyone. Enjoy your 6-10 season. I'm sure more suspensions are on the way.
Cameron Sullivan
>big dicking that safety into the ground >lambeau leaping batnz
Isaiah Johnson
Gotta give value to get value, and we filled immediate need with a better player with one more year on his contract. Plusnow we won't have to overpay Matthews next year (he's being compared to tavon Austin and Kenny stills, for reference, which are both bad contracts)
Kevin Foster
>after our diference maker running back gets suspended i think we will win against the best secondary in the NFL. holy shit this is awesome
Liam Brooks
>simulated
Kayden Rogers
>if you post a good play from your favorite rookie on your team you're automatically retarded and delusional ok
Gavin Bailey
what rookie QB will be the first to start a game this year? my bet is on Watson, he has the least amount of competition. Trubisky is 2nd most likely because Glennon sucks giant dick, but he still got paid this year so the Bears will at least start him half the season.
Samuel Gonzalez
There's no difference between eagles fans and anyone else in this regard
Hudson Hughes
eagles got fleeced.
HR says he's comfortable with the depth at WR..... what?!! why?! because hollins had one good preseason game?
assuming jeffrey can stay healthy, he's gone after this year for multi-year big bucks...
agholor had one foot out the door at the end of last season. if you convert him to slot, he still has a lot to prove before you can feel comfortable with him...
AND we give up a third-round pick?
5-11, 193 is too small to help against the receivers in NFC east...
only when you have the security that you will never get fired can you make this trade as a GM...
Jayden Richardson
broncos d-line is so bad and cowboys line so good that morris/mcfadden will have a combined 300+ yard day against them
Henry Thomas
Eagle boy here, is Darby really that good? Our DBs are trash so it'd be nice.
Logan Cooper
don't fucking "you" me faggot, fuck the eagles but thanks for shady
Hunter Williams
You're a nigger.
Noah Peterson
Eagles fans are far far worse when it comes to preseason overhype.
Charles Sullivan
In all honesty thought, I do believe the Dolphins will at least make the play offs this year. I don't think they will go any further than a single play off game. They could end up losing like hell again like last year.
Angel Young
...
Henry Rodriguez
Why do people on Sup Forums love this image so much
Nathan Gray
Nah, that's pure bias
Jonathan Wood
Rams actually remembered they have an offense? As a rams fan im very surprised
Jason Wood
it really makes you think
Colton Ramirez
titties probably
Xavier Walker
Kizer
Connor Cooper
Watson or Kizer.
Joseph Gonzalez
idk, it fucking weirds me out
Bentley Carter
Bad trade for a mediocre CB
Enjoy augilar dropping balls in the slot all season.
Alexander Lopez
she thicc
Jeremiah Morgan
Anyone else annoyed at the Zeke suspension?
Now dallass fans will have an excuse when they miss the playoffs
Evan Williams
Because tits.
We'll see tomorrow night if Goff has actually gotten any good.
Camden Sullivan
>being this retarded
He was suspended six games, you tard. >that delusional W-L record
Jayden Cook
sounds like someone who doesn't know shit about either team
Zachary Cooper
You have them winning less games after zeke gets than he is suspended back your shit is even more retarded
Justin Gomez
Nice bait
Adrian Flores
This is the best joke I've seen all year.
Kevin Harris
nah... nobody else is annoyed
Isaiah Lopez
Maybe because their schedule is hard huh. Having Zeke doesn't give you an auto win for every game.
James Davis
Enjoy your drops and sports psychology sessions
Caleb James
>implying it's not gonna get appealed down to 4 games
Charles Taylor
No I wish the whole cowboys teams was suspended
Parker Smith
Karma for pushing deflategate
Eat shit
Caleb Howard
Nah, not our faults that Dallass refuses to draft a single player that doesn't have a drug problem, a tendency towards violent off field behavior, or both.
Kevin James
I expected it to be like a 2 game suspension, so that would still be satisfying
Cameron Martin
and having a seemingly hard schedule doesn't give an automatic loss for every game
Jordan Anderson
Adjusted to compensate for no Zeke for 6 games.
Ryder Davis
>Sammy Shitkins being anyone's best anything.
Liam Davis
enjoy being a retarded ape and keep assuming things you don't know anything about.
Nicholas Bailey
at least he has chris christie's shoulder to cry on
Caleb Thomas
Cowboys have no problems with pats why would we push that kangaroo court bullshit
Both cases are just goodell abusing his power, nothing more.
Joshua Peterson
I think the suspension was a total witch hunt but it's the 'Boys so who gives a fuck?
Also the Watkins trade was 100% planned to happen at the same time to try and distract real fans from the bullshit suspension.
But again, who actually cares because it's the fucking wetbacks?
Levi Campbell
I didn't even post that image, and you have zeke coming back during a bye week. Lmao kill yourself
David Reyes
>your version of pic related >your team >top 3 (other) teams >bottom 3 teams
Fuck off with your moral superiority when half the league has priors
Ethan Campbell
>6 teams 12 wins or better You can tell whoever made this is a casual watcher
Eli Brown
>Eagles 3-13 I know you might hate us, but jesus christ dude
Chase Nguyen
I 100% assure you that it isn't. Darby is terrible and too small. He'll get gutted by any team with a moderately tall receiver
Carson Davis
Daily reminder
Joseph Russell
Jerry's Jones literally despises Robert Kraft and Tom Brady. The Patriots are America's team. The cowboys are a bunch of overpaid bums
Jayden Davis
>redskins 11-5 ???
Brandon Torres
Per NFL "anonymous" source in last bread:
>Zeke's rape dungeon
Luke Rivera
i didn't even post the rebuttal image but both predictions are pants on head retarded but the first one is even more so
Caleb Ross
Who's ready for the ratbirds to go 5-1 in the North and get to the AFCCG?
We back baby
Lincoln Thompson
You don't know shit
Aguilar is a horrible miss and needed to be cut. Your front office and coach are both jokes to the league. Tell dougy P to go back to high school
Nathaniel Sanchez
Template
Chase Jackson
Now this is shitposting
Jayden Hernandez
any team with a moderately tall reciever dominates any cb welcome to the NFL
Jaxson Martinez
nice bait
Carter Jenkins
how do you fuck up a player's name this much
Nicholas Clark
A lot of teams have really easy schedules. The NFC West is shit, the Jets are going 0-16, and the Rams and Bears are gimme wins.
I don't hate you at all, I just think that you're up and coming and the rest of your division will beat up on you while you have a lot of really unfavorable match-ups otherwise. You're like the Titans in 2015.
Zachary Fisher
Rams will have a winning season
Elijah Martinez
alshon took a paycut to play for the eagles, he already said he wants to stay longterm
Tyler Allen
Jerry jones just got the highest honor a man in his position can receive. He doesn't give a shit about any other owner.
