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sofiaglobe.com/2017/07/22/die-welt-why-not-go-to-bulgaria-instead-of-spain-2/
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Cuckold thread edition.

fyromistan should've been the sun tbx

normal porn doesnt do it for me anymore, im a broken man

I rape G*eeks on the daily basis.

dead

>he works during the summer

Where's dat eurobeat guy

just running in the 90s (playing wow)

>eurobeat
digusting

euro white rock is best 90's
youtube.com/watch?v=BJKpUH2kJQg

why aren't you forming a personal union with romania RIGHT NOW mpalk?
do you fear the latin warrior?

too busy ruling it

t. fanariot

i fear the gipsi rumun warrior

Gib roman pusi

yodelay yodelay yodelay hee hoo

what a qt

oana roman is a fat whore who'd most certainly be bought as a slave by an anciwnt nkreek patrician/10 lass

yall will fear the wallachian warrior
the romans will rise again in the east yall
again

Does serbian sound like retarded bulgarian to bulgarian native speakers? And does croatian sound like gay serbian to serbian native speakers?

good morning goyim

goodnight

Romanian women are unappreciated

>serbian sound like retarded bulgarian to bulgarian native speakers

it sounds more sophisticated to them just like macedonian but they pretend it's a peasant dialect to counter picking the shittiest east bulgarian dialect for their """"language""""

>croatian sound like gay serbian

to me it sounds like upgraded serbian. croats got it figured out

>sophisticated
Not really, it sounds peasant to us

Also nice b8

Whats the best way to monetize the fb page?
Youtube, website, both?

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I apologise for it. Here's an 80s song instead

youtu.be/eG0IYV6G0I0

>thracian gypsy in roman armor

kek

are romanians dacians?

no, they are pseudo-bulgars with a discount italian language and gypsy culture larping as dacians

>Oasis
>not Iron Maiden
kys, la

youtube.com/watch?v=Xg9aQvjMS60

Classic

Iron Maiden is like football, once you're past 20-22 and still like it, chances is you're probably a manchild

you say it like being a manchild is something bad

PROTIP:it isnt

Getting stuck in a permanent teenager phase is bad


Not having anything against IM, they're awesome. But they've been irrelevant even before ethereal end of cold war

by that logic i should listen to Krisko and Gery-Nikol, because right now they are relevant here

You know what I meant m8

i know what you mean, but you should also know that listening to good music is one thing, being a long haired autist dressing all in black is another.
I listen to a lot of music from Arch Enemy, Children of Bodom and Korpiclaani, to Nightwish, Celldweller and HIM

>tfw the shitstorm is incoming

lmao this is bait

r8 selfmade normie meme

it truly isn't, tho

upvoted

>mu-sick

back to plebbit with u

>could've shit on me for every single band in the screenshot
>chose to shit on me because of the folder name
wew, lad

666 the numba of xpozed

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>Nightwish
>HIM
post tits

Shitting on your plebbitor taste in music would require me to have listened to said plebbitor music. And I am not a plebbitor.

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I always loved this one

post your superior underage music list then, Kriskolad

I still listen to metallica, but chick metal is too far, come on now

ikr, rock bands have ebin ballads you can hug a qt on
young lads here will never know that feeling

youtube.com/watch?v=SOEhkZsTMSo

>no Bullet for my Valentine
are you even TRYING ??

Bach was the only non degenerate musician
prove me wrong

yea, never liked those

>German
>not a degenerate shiteater by birth
If you're gonna go with one of those, at least pick Moltres Zapdos Articuno

there's nothing wrong with Iron Maiden, only edgy le mature adults shit on them to fit in with their indie hipster latte-sipping friends

Fuck yeah, I used to carry my cd player and listening to music all day long


Good times

disgusting

ikr? I still have my trusty 5GB HDD powered mp3 player (pic related) laying somewhere here.

>liking ballads

lol

Ludogorets sending some Jews home today boys. Just like Botev Plovdiv last week. Ole.

>supporting peзaци and жълтypци

JUST

oh wow, the underage chubster Stefcho D. is here

I support any Bulgarian team on the international stage... as every Bulgarian should.

counterintuitive but fact

ewww

How do you manage to always be here lol. Does your wife ever see you? Is your child growing up fatherless?

On another note, honestly, I like Vitosha station more than Serdika or Lavov Most. Probably my favorite station desu. And the stations on the new line they are building right now will be similar to this one.

Fucking cskari and levskari. But especially cskari. So much hate. Rivalries are good, but you need to learn to support your country on the international stage. DOesn't matter if it's Ludogorets, Botev or fucking Arda Karjdali

im from Lauta

you've never been to Sofia, reddit friend
stop being such a cringy faggot already

>bike paths
>metro stations
>painted buildings

what are some other constructions /balk/ is obsessed about

I will do this when you get off of Sup Forums and spend some time with your wife and kids, xpozed. There is an entire world out there, xpozed. There is more to life than /balk/.
Fuck, disregard what I said then, your hate is understandable lol. Still, you should support BG teams in international tourneys. Just my opinion.

your mothers brown ass xd

These are all good, and Bulgaria is a leader in the Balkans for all 3. Probably you could add skyscrapers to that list, shits getting REAL in Sofia. Luckily they just passed a bill to allow buildings taller than 125 meters only in 3 zones.

But for the moment, I want to talk tourism statistics.
home.bt.com/lifestyle/travel/food-and-drink/bulgaria-could-be-your-cheapest-holiday-option-this-summer-7-foods-you-should-eat-when-you-arrive-11364198621823

sofiaglobe.com/2017/07/22/die-welt-why-not-go-to-bulgaria-instead-of-spain-2/

saga.co.uk/magazine/travel/tours/what-to-expect-in-bulgaria-and-romania

Seeing articles like the ones above every fuckin day. Tourism ministry is doing its job. Record growth at airports (50% annual increase in Sofia, 20-30% at Burgas and Varna. And now a marketing campaign all over the US and eventually Canada, Japan, China and India as well. Record number of tourists last year, and 20% more than that expected this year. It's getting serious boys. Will be sharing the tourism throne with Greece very soon.

owned

so we can add skyscrapers to the aut-list

xpozed is gonna make some stupid mistake and end up like this lad

>be programmer
>get drunk
>get lost in the mountain
>freeze to death and fucking die

vesti.bg/bulgaria/incidenti/zaginaliiat-miroslav-nosel-samo-voda-i-rakiia-6060928

Btw

SEVEN MORE DAYS. Seven more days until we are reunited with Bulgarians to our West.

Funny article in makedonski:
kurir.mk/makedonija/vesti/republika-bugarite-i-pred-dogovorot-gi-prevospituvaat-makedonskite-mediumi-shto-li-ke-sledi-otkako-zaev-ke-potpishe/

>„Зa миниcтepкaтa Зaхapиeвa и зa пpeмиepoт Бopиcoв eднocтaвнo нe пocтoи мaкeдoнcкиoт нapoд. Зa нив пocтoи caмo бyгapcки нapoд вo Peпyбликa Maкeдoнијa.
Зa нив нe пocтoи мaкeдoнcкиoт јaзик. Зa нив пocтoи caмo бyгapcки јaзик и зaпaднo-бyгapcки дијaлeкт вo Maкeдoнијa.
Зa нив нe пocтoјaт мaкeдoнcкaтa кyлтypa и мaкeдoнcки нaциoнaлни тpaдиции. Зa нив пocтoјaт caмo бyгapcкa кyлтypa и бyгapcки нaциoнaлни тpaдиции вo Maкeдoнијa.
Зa нив нe пocтoи oддeлнa мaкeдoнcкa нaциoнaлнa иcтopијa. Зa нив пocтoи caмo зaeдничкa бyгapcкo-мaкeдoнcкa иcтopијa кoјa, co oглeд нa нeпpизнaвaњeтo нa мaкeдoнcкиoт нapoд, нa јaзикoт и нa кyлтypaтa и тpaдициитe, cпopeд нив вcyшнocт e бyгapcкa иcтopијa зa кoјa, кaкo штo peчe миниcтepкaтa Зaхapиeвa, пo пoтпишyвaњeтo нa дoгoвopoт „ќe ce пишyвaaт нoви yчeбници вpз ocнoвa нa нayчнитe фaкти”. Bepoјaтнo тaa e нaјкoмпeтeнтниoт cтpyчњaк вo cвeтoт зa нayчнитe фaкти зa иcтopијaтa нa Maкeдoнијa, пa знae штo збopyвa!“
Great news

RIP, he was 5x the man Xpozed could ever be. Maybe 500000x.

ALso, continuation of the post above.
>Bo мeѓyвpeмe, ce yштe бyгapcкитe eлeктpoнcки издaнијa нa мeдиyмитe имaaт пoceбнa pyбpикa зa „вицoви зa Maкeдoнци“.
Kek. I love Macedonian Brothers

I got pic related as a gift from my family when I passed into the University a decade ago, it had an (enormous for the day) 20gb hdd in it

It still works even though it's battery is dead. I'll get another one and replace it eventually, but it was a damn good music player

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I'm spending my time with your mom. She's currently working for the money for your new console. Are you excited, lad?

Does anybody know the shipping price of aliexpress and if there are other things other than for the item itself that has to be paid

xpozed with the bants... neat

It's not xpozed

youtube.com/watch?v=fiBVvxaGZsc

xpozed's wife at 44:00

>Stefcho's mom fell for the BHC (Big Hungarian Cock) meme
>Stefcho grow up hoping he'll inherit his dad's cock
>ended up inheriting his mom's tits
top ЦEЦ

well, at least your mom had fun in her life

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and your mom is dying of shame that her son is a stay at home mom

nois
my Mrobe was a really exotic thing here back then (~2003-2004)
In the local stores the price was 600 leva, and i got mine for 100$ on ebay, kek

It's not xpozed
Xpozed is painfully unfunny

PLOWING YOUR MOM
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nope, my wife is actually a anti-feminist