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low-quality fedora edition

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research chemicals

Hate queers
Hate trannies

Simple as

what's aisha's twitter

self made nigga

pissss

MEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

rain drop (rain drop)
drop thot (drop thot)
BRAP BRAP BRAP

need a qt short haired gf to cuddle

honestly think I could be a model if I was good looking

aww that's cute sweetie. Hey, your hands look cold!
*flops my bollocks onto your hands*
there we go x

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My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all

Deactivated

fucking creasing and i can't explain why

pineal gland is in agony

sent ;)

Lads I have never owned a PC just laptops, is this common? Sup Forums said I must be lying because everyone has a pc in the house.

still haven't gotten an argonian bf

are you irishfag

i'm not ulster and neither of us are belfast

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Poles are strange ngl

I think I have Alzheimer's.

>tfw no northumbria

Mumkey Jones livestream is LIVE boys

The only race I consider White are the English.

Because you wish your hands were cradling my tender testes x

no the original irishfag canadian from years ago not some plebby flaggator

no

I saw your face in a crowded place... and I don't know what to do

Seeing a psychiatrist tomorrow

BTFO of everyone again lads. Why am I so great??

Only watch some of his pre prepared sketches on stuff, he's not great live

would shatter your jaw in the blink of an eye if you ever came round my endz

anyone remember the cuckio meme

lmao so so salty, bragging about a language you people don't even speak anymore, one that you have to force people to speak just to keep it alive barely. sure, we have roman influence, influence from one of the greatest empire/cultures to exist oh how awful.

also bit mongy of you to accuse other nations of being mongrels considering the normans, scots, english and vikings have essentially been taking turns raping you for 1000 years.

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
IT'S TRUE

Seeing a dentist at quarter past 9. Should.t have drank.

I'm quite an adept boxer. I sincerely doubt you could harm me.

wait is that joanna?

Answer please lads

Anyone here got a big floppy willy? Talking a turgid tube here.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPttttttttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhthhthh

whats wrong with ya

no

used to work at a porn shop and I would snort MXE in the back room and listen to this song on repeat

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>considering the normans, scots, english and vikings have essentially been taking turns raping you for 1000 years.

You realize the Vikings settled Wales too, many from the Kingdom of Dublin, the Normans who came to Ireland came from Wales and the English settled Wales en masse? Like I said you're thick and extremely uninformed, I should't bother wasting my time with you.

Dunno

Your work gets worse the more I see it

Suicidal thoughts

Haha cya

you arrive in middlesbrough
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wonder why he never managed to make an equally decent song

*Despacito starts playing*

well you'll just be telling him your life story then he'll probably put you on anti depressants

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TOMMY ROBINSON BTFO

botting on rs rn

ama about botting

shouting

Nice

i had the same
therapy sorted me right out, im basically cured now

best of luck lad

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Have anti-depressant withdrawal symptom. Ruined my life for the past 2 and a half years.

Would quite like to sue those responsible and cash in.

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this explains the runtopocalypse

>You realize the Vikings settled Wales too, many from the Kingdom of Dublin, the Normans who came to Ireland came from Wales and the English settled Wales en masse? Like I said you're thick and extremely uninformed, I should't bother wasting my time with you.
never made the claim that they never did the same to us, just pointing out that you're a mongrel if i am cariad.

Dear Henry

You have been coming to our service since April 2014 and we are now discharging you from our care, as you are now 18 years of age and because you have made great strides in your emotional wellbeing since we first met.

You came to us because you had strong thoughts and clear plans about committing suicide. We met weekly for a long time and recently our sessions have become less regular. Thankfully your risk has not been a concern for some time.

The changes you have made have been considerable. You have not been able to remember what happened or how you were during the first year or so of our meetings, but you were hesitant to interact with others and you saw the world as overwhelmingly judgemental of you. As such you were highly perfectionistic to the point where it stopped you from doing anything. The one activity you could do with any confidence was the Army Cadets, however, you would spend hours preparing not just your attire but also practising what you might say to people. If anything went just a little wrong you would berate yourself.

While your high standards and propensity to judge yourself remain, they are in (mostly) more of a healthy domain, leading you to voraciously learn and, indeed, excel in various academic pursuits.

Arguably you lean towards being reticent about asking others for help and feeling responsible for them, but this is something I hope will shift over time. Trusting and sharing relationships, where one can ask of another, are beautiful and gratifying things, and well worth it.

Henry, it has been a pleasure to get to know you over the years. Your fierce intelligence and strong will were always clear from the first day I met you and it has been a joy to see your sense of humour, your interests and your social world grow.

I sincerely wish you all the best for the future, and success in whatever furrow you decide to plough. I have no doubt your relationships will be fufilling and your life full.

Warm regards,
Dr Matthew E---

I've never even heard this song

What am I looking at?

How do we solve race relations?

Did you just stop taking them and not taper off? That can cause problems I think.

File a complaint with the medical council if you're bothered.

>Methoxetamine acts as a noncompetitive NMDA receptor antagonist, serotonin reuptake inhibitor, dopamine reuptake inhibitor, D2 receptor agonist, 5-HT2 receptor agonist, muscarinic acetylcholine receptor agonist, σ1 receptor agonist, μ-opioid receptor agonist, and k-opioid receptor agonist.

why is Oxfam encouraging mass movements of people into Europe?

Just let the fast lads run in their own race and the rest in the chasing bread/running from lions finale.

>why yes, m'lady
>I do have the fairytale disease known as depression

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DES
PA
CITO

it's fun as fuck but it dried up after china banned it

the greatest game ever made

>Oxfam
>Ozfam
>Ozgam
>Zogam
>Zoga
>Zog

I'm not into Sup Forums-tier conspiracies but I really don't understand it either.
And don't say "pathological altruism" because that's a shit meme answer.

And you need some limp wristed runt to tell you that?

>Oxfam
HUH, I REALLY DON'T KNOW, 'TIS A MYSTERY

Islamaphobia the new get rich quick scheme

Sounds like a good enough club song

HAVE NOT had a cheeky spliff in 10 days lads.

Might become a Muslim to get rich quick.

pineal gland currently leveling out at plateau sigma

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>Another acid attack in East London
Will the government ever admit they failed Britain by allowing non-whites in?

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

Where the hell did you get this from?

>Will the government ever admit they failed
shortly after hell freezing over

Do you live under a rock mate

>I'm not racist but...[proceeds to be incredibly racist]
Can we stop this?

Socialism means plenty for all. We do not preach a gospel of want and scarcity, but of abundance.

Our desire is not to make poor those who to-day are rich, in order to put the poor in the place where the rich now are. Our desire is not to pull down the present rulers to put other rulers in their places.

We wish to abolish poverty and to provide abundance for all.

We do not call for limitation of births, for penurious thrift, and self-denial. We call for a great production that will supply all, and more than all the people can consume.

Such a great production is already possible, with the knowledge already possessed by mankind.

To-day production is artificially checked, consumption still more so.

How is production checked?

Production is checked by private ownership of land, the means of production and transport. In Scotland large areas of agricultural land are turned into deer forests. In every English county numerous large private parks are kept for the pleasure of single families. Production on farms is limited because farmers lack capital to enable them to employ the labour and materials necessary to work their land fully. Landowners with capital find more profitable means of employing their capital in agriculture or stock raising. Country landowners refuse to build cottages on their estates in order to preserve their own privacy. Landowners in and about towns put up the price of land till it becomes prohibitive to the purpose of building houses for any but the rich. Vacant plots remain for years until they are bought for factories or cinemas.

Production is also limited by inability to secure raw material owing to carefully organised cornering of supplies by persons who make money by such immoral practices, and by inability to pay the prices demanded for raw material.

Production is deliberately limited in order to secure high prices for short supplies, and because the market in which the produce can be sold at a profit is limited.

I don't go to clubs

this is what they wanted

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Maybe if you started a petition or summat lad

Production is to a minor extent limited by wage-workers in order to keep up the price of labour.

Consumption is cruelly limited by lack of means to purchase.

Our cities teem with people lacking the decencies and necessaries of life because they cannot afford to pay. Even Mr. Neville Chamberlain, a Tory Minister of Health, has admitted that a large proportion of the population of this relatively prosperous country is herded together under conditions which are scarcely human.

Entire nations are plunged into scarcity under which the poor die of starvation and even the middle and professional classes are reduced to hunger because the whirligig of finance has reduced the exchange value of the currency of such nations.

Capitalism offers no hope of ending this reign of poverty.

Millions of men and women, trained in the arts of production and transport, are unemployed, factories stand idle or run at half speed, land lies fallow, shops and warehouses teem with goods for which there are insufficient purchasers

The majority of the population is not engaged in productive work. The greater part of the non-producers is employed in the buying, selling and advertising of the commodities produced by the minority. A large number of non-producers is employed in administering insurance doles, pensions, Poor Law relief and charity to the unemployed and to those whose wages do not suffice to maintain them. A considerable minority is living on rent and dividends drawn from the labour of the producers. This minority includes the people with a small unearned income just large enough to maintain them, and also the very rich who keep hundreds of persons uselessly employed in waiting upon them, who monopolise thousands of acres of land for their pleasure-grounds, and who sometimes consume inordinate quantities of manufactured goods to satisfy their insatiable desire for artificial pleasure and extravagant display

This is the private property system

We wish to replace it by Socialism

I did not hit her