OFFICIAL KANSAS CITY ROYALS @ CHICAGO WHITESOX GAMETHREAD

Ha Ha, time for more Comedy Central goodness. Sox look to win 4 in a row, while the Royals look to win after losing 4 in a row.

Lopez vs Duffy. First pitch 7:10PM CST

YoYo

ReyLo

Droptop

Or this thread is good too I guess

Milkman returns

K

wb to the rate melky

lets go reylo and yoyo

today's lineup is godawful

salad dh?
nickyd 9th?
moncada moved back down?
what is rickys game here?

Shit, there was another one? Fuck.

>it's another anderson-salad top of the order episode
just fuck my shit up

KK

All hail Rick Hahn

>muh rick hahn dick sucking
literalIy reddit tier opinion

fuck him and fuck the entire organization for having to do a rebuild in the first place with the pieces we had. I give some prop to hahn for signing those team friendly deals in the first place but this should not have been the end result of them

>this top heavy roster of a couple all star players and everyone else being AAA scrubs was surely going to get the sox to the playoffs. They just needed to wait one more year. Again.
You're really stupid you know

How about that

gotta go fast

these kids can play

Fuck you you fucking fuck...

>implying foul

>replying to shit-tier bait
come on now

Timmy hasn't been terrible the last week or so. Has he turned a corner?

I think he got threatened with being sent down and got his shit together.

grief counseling

They sent him to counseling

Well, so much for my joke.

5K
Damn son

the fuck was that leury?

ENGEL dat 80 grade speed!!

Too many walks desu

Trade him for prospects.

>missed bunt

dang

Lopez throws a lot of pitches right down the middle that look like they don't move at all. I feel like one of them is going over the fence eventually.

Reminder that Benetti is reddit. Hawk is /ourguy/

hes changing speeds on them though right?

cancel the postgame show

welp guess not

rip postgame show

that went south quick

Where are the lifelong royal fans?

Sox will be good in 2020. Will you have a gf by then?

Yes and Anime will be real too

phew minimized the damage

IDK where the others are but I am monitoring this thread but I am dealing with some IRL shit so don't expext much memery out of me.

nice catch

good luck

don't worry im here too

Well he can't miss bats much the second time through but he's getting through relatively unscathed.

Last White Sox pitcher to throw an immaculate inning was Sloppy Thurston in 1923

kek

Is Nicky D /ourguy/? Also why isn't this thread so dead?

At least one of the regular sox fans is at the game.

10 on base streak!

steaks!

Meant to quote

good attempt

...

Fuck off Timmy, holy shit

LULZ

...

damn son

argentina which team do you like?

That's no good

Current Score:
White Sox- 2
Mike Moustakas-2

shit

welp hes probably done

roylels for the memes

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE DONG

Only 1 strike out after the first run through the order.

MOOOOOOOOOOOSE DONG
ROYALS WORLD RECORD BABY

Wow scary but true Mike Stakas home run cycle first in history

inb4 rally cat appearance

Pretty decent debut
Needs to work on the walks tho

Royals general, all Royals all the time

yeah not too bad

cant believe we've waited this long and been subjected to big pelf and co instead

welp gg Royals, we know you're just going to have your way with this bullpen

Consider this:
Mike Moustakas

Everything's coming up Moustakas
We post every 60 seconds to give the illusion of a devoted fanbase
MIKE

MOUSTAKAS

On the couch so can't post memes but picture that baseball player from Seinfeld with no text in the post

WHISPERED:
Mike Moustakas

I wonder if Moncada would be better off facing lefties as a lefty. He looks so terrible and uncomfortable from the right side

Furthrrmore, Danny Duffy. For your consideration

damn it

Hmm, had a thoyght. Hold fast. Let me walk you through it.
I wonder, and, now, stay with me
I wonder if Moustakas

>bummer in now

gg royals

Wow lifelong White Sox fans nowhere to be seen
Do it Alex Gordon

/royals/ easily
Put him back on the bench

lol

we're always here

sadly

cant get too dour about this debut though but fuck this BP

Mike Moustakas is leading the majors in home runs today

Do it Drew Butera
Drew it

wut

Whitley

Royals

Moustakas

>Kid Rock blowing the game for Boston

>1-2-3
whoa
that's not a bummer

This.
Do it Danny Duffy

Kansas City, Missouri

where's the white sox memes?

leury pls

There are none.

Just death.

Their meme is despair
Nice cat

We don't have any.

memes? you mean tanks?