49ers vs Chiefs gamethread

It begins

stream plz?

Lets go 9ers!

This is the year

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ALEX DRAGON THROWER SMITH

smeth is elite

When does the SMETHposting starts?

SMITH NOT LETTING NOBODY TAKE HIS JOB
NOT GONNA PULL A GLENNON

Spaghetti

>smith makes a big play
>almost immediately fucks it up the next play

>woman ref
>fucking up already

surprising

SMETH
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COME ON $)ERS! BEAT UP ON THOSE KC FAGGOTS

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Now that the dust has settled, is Armstead officially a bust?

>niners defense is still shit

jdimsa

CHIEEEEFS

ELITED

Smith has still got it
How many more seasons does he have?

Im excited about Mahomes too

BOLD BRAVE BERRY UP IN THIS NIGGA

I KNOW Y'ALL 'BOUT TO SHOW THAT RESPECT TO THE MOTHA FUKKIN' CHIEFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MAKING THEM $('ERS SORRY ABOUT LETTING ALEX 'DRAGON THROWER' SMITH LOOSE.

SUPER BOWL BOUND, THE SMITH MACHINE LEADS THE CHARGE, RAIDER DON'T STAND A CHANCE, BRONCOS ARE WASHED UP, CHARGERS ARE NEVER COMPETITIVE, CHIEFS TAKE THE WEST, AND THEN WE TAKE THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE.

What is this Mandella effect. Jamal Charles is on the Denver Broncos? The fuck. What timeline am I in anymore.

lol
>chefs preempted by a more interesting preseason game

Did bendy knee man permanently curse the 49ers?

>bananars

BRING BACK KAP

NFL Network know the 49ers are garbage and switches over to giants/steelers

As a 49er fan I believe so. I fear it will only be lifted if he signs with another team or regains his love of America and its boys in blue so never. Sad!

Note how the new 49er coach has a worse choke on his record than Russell Wilson himself with that idiot call in the SB to pass when a FG would win it.

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Why the fuck is Hoyer still in the league

0-16 BAY BEEE

"G-guys the 49ers will get 8 wins this year" is all I hear from 49er fans. Meanwhile vegas has their wins as over/under 4 wins. As a 9er fan, we have the most delusional fans in the world.

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if the nanners kept that rugby faggot at least there would be something worth watching on this team

I was hoping for 4-5 wins but this is looking like another 2 win season.

Oh man

FLAG DRAGON

I don't
I knew the team is still going to be shit
It's still going to b 2-3 years until we're anything resembling an actual NFL team
why else would they give lynch and shanny 6-year deals

LoL refball

BOO

So we winning the owl this year or what boys?

he grassed it, he grassed it, he grassed it

browns fans think kizer will take them to the playoffs
you're not there yet

Digits confirmed

Nice dubs.

I remember a bro coming up to me at work: "hey did you see our awsome draft!?!? We got a DE with some upside" or some shit.

I say "its all a big waste of time until we get a QB" and I stand by that. Broke his heart but he needed that honesty

Nice pick amd moves

queefs intescepted

Is mahommes coming in now? Want to see what he's got

PICK

>bray
Bring out mahomes

Welp
Put in mahomes

Smiff is still in?

LoL

Is there any redeeming qualities for the niners?

It's time for Mahomes

>taking a backup bowl seriously
Calispic detected. Dont stab your screen

They aren't the jets

lel 9ers should've re-signed Sack-or-Pick

GOOD AS GOULD

Get fucked haters, that FG went str8 up your ass. Eat shit.

>can't even make a first down off an int

I actually had to move to KC for work. I don't care about either team I just can't stand chefs fans. They are pretty bad.

Smith is always a one and done.

Literally every pre-season game, he comes out, first drive, get's a TD, then wears a ball cap the rest of it.

If by bad do you mean loyal through thick and thin faggot?

fuck off we're full faggot

Nice flip

>conley wants to be #1
>pi and fumbles

If by "loyal through thick and thin" do you mean they started selling their season tickets and decided to get more involved in the sporting or just stop watching sports because the chefs were so horrible a few years ago? you fucking autistic nigger tranny?

That's no fumble ding dong

OFFICIAL tablet holder

ummm sweetie....

Nice official review sponsored by Microsoft Tablet. "Buy your tablet and search Bing today!"

Fuck me I only watch the NFL for memes now.

That's down by contact. Why are they challenging that?

lol no one who is genuine and heterosexual gives a fuck about soccer gtfo shill

you just described KC fan pretty well...

Lynch killing it

Bray is a giraffe but cant throw over the dline or to a 6'8 te

How did the Broncucks look last night? Only AFC West competition gotta be the Gayders right?

BRING
IN
BEATHARD

>Barkeley wearing #7

In all seriousness, the 49ers are going to be terrible. Should I bandwagon the Cheifs? I think the raiders are essentially a meme. Its either them or the Cowboys to bandwagon for me. Do the Chiefs have any hope of winning a playoff game at least?

Wait a minute
The 49ers have Hoyer AND Barkely?

That was the Bears QB depth chart last season, yet they expect to compete with anyone?

you deserve to root for the browns for this post

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>expect to compete
Nobody expects us to compete this year

is NFL network stream purposely delayed an hour or what?

Tha's what they get for dropping based Kaepernick

Where is my boy Trent Taylor?

I thought the game started at 7 p.m.

Holy fuck, is every ad in KC about grilling/

Broncos 24, Burrs 17

That #49 is built

holy shit this audio is terrible

Tomsula was a scapegoat

>not going for it on 4th down in pre season

That ball boy got hit in the face by the ball on the FG

YAS!!!!!

Another year of terrible red zone offence but perfect FGs. Get fucked rest of the league.

Leverage?

what the fuck is going on

I dont see that penalty changing a game no sireee

plz niners...plz