Is this considered average?

Is this considered average?

No, 9 inches flaccid is the national average

For Bloom

in america that is above average

he's not full bloom tough

I consider it delicious

flaccid size is not a good estimate

ORLANDO BLOOMS COCK LOOKS LIKE *THAT*

HA

Really creepy seeing mangled up dicks like this. Only Africa, the Middle East and America does this shit. Why are you yanks so backward?

What's the problem? Katy seems to like it

What did Bloom mean by this?

>Why are you yanks so backward

it starts with the letter J and ends with the letter S

pretty sure he's uncut though

What's Jesus got to do with it

jkikes?

Just look at Katy's expression.

Is that conveying satisfaction?

We need some meme edits displaying his penis as very small/big/wrapped around her neck etc

>that lard sack of shit next to them

Think about what religion Jesus was

Jinkies?

Is this considered average by HBO?

Christian of course

Christian?

Ya dude I'd be lucky to squeeze THAT chick's tits.....

She was married to that anglo microdick for a long time, who knows what she's into

sumerian offshoot?

he's not american numbnuts

And I can't even get a text back....

Me on the right

...

Fucking Jar Jar Binks ruins everythin

what expression is she trying to convey?

..

does she drink the vodka and take the BBC like a badass empowered bitch?

lol that babydick

xdddd

y-yeah.. baby dick..

Iktfa

I just want the charges dropped

umm...tenten isn't a religion?

Aren't you being hard on jerks

what show is this?

christian

Bobby's Cowboy Town

What did Katy mean by this?

He still managed to bag and sexually satisfy Katie fucking Perry.

they weren't kidding, his brains really ARE in his cock

Does this mean I have a chance with Katy?

Considering the water, and wind, and shrinkage, he is a good size. Above average.

>the water, and wind, and shrinkage
AND MY AXSHE

>managed to bag
yes, agree

>sexually satisfy Katie fucking Perry
[citation needed]

he's got a chode and it's probably pretty meaty when the blood flows

above average slightly

Pretty sure he's not circumcised.

>Orlando Bloom isn't American
>as for why only deep sahara niggers, dirt hut mudslimes and Americans mutilate their genitals, I have no answer

If that's not edited... holy shit.

That looks so bad..
Why does she still have that smile while she's disarming that weapon?

What shitty game is that?

theres no way that thing gets anyhwere near meaty

Mine is much smaller than that while erect

Turns out this was CGI. Pretty lame HBO.

>What shitty game is that?
Mass Effect: Andromeda

The base model's fine but everyone's losing their shit over the facial animations

Pally Patton's Period Piece Parks

He's clearly half chub

webm when?

Why are Brits so obsessed with American cocks? I mean just look at Sup Forums, every other thread about cocks is made by a Britfag.

>mfw a top tier tit-cow is not being breed by the superior race.

me in the top right

looks below average (not trolling)

Source?

Well shit, i must be way smaller than him

Guess i should just stick to music, /fa/ and film yeah ?

4 inches flaccid while being out in the ocean is pretty impressive.

Well she should be

she was but she dumped him

>i'm much bigger than bloom
feels good man

Looks half erect to me

4 inches flaccid dicklet here
Not really. My dick looks impressive soft but only grows to 7 1/2

No he's not. When your dick shrinks from cold and water it sticks out like that. His balls are also high and tight because of the water and cold.

but why though? he's better liked, has more money, and bangs hotter women then you. not insulting you there, it's just a damn near certainty, the dudes a movie star.

I mean, a big dick is supposed to get you chicks right? or at least keep them, or satisfy them, whatever. Well clearly he has that covered.

Haha tiny ass whiteboi dick

why? because it does.

>tfw its so cold outside your dick and balls shrivel up and suck up inside you

Am I still banned?>

> that comic

i promised santa i wouldn't fap before Christmas
i promised

>mfw the prudeness of modern society has fucked up my view of sexuality so hard for so long that a simple naked human body looks weird to me and makes me uncomfortable

does anyone else know this feel?