Why do Americans on Sup Forums speak strange English? They are not natives?

Why do Americans on Sup Forums speak strange English? They are not natives?

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Idiot

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialect

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Don't make fun of Americans, they are our friends even though they are rather simple

A German that likes us? No way! I don't hate you guys ;-;

you know good and well he's a marine stationed in Germany

Of course.

english is my second language

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Are you Mexican?

He is Mexican

i genuinely want you to die

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I am mexican

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What's this autistic thread? Nah I'm out.

What does america mean by this?

it means fuck off and go back to starting wars you cant finish, hans

The English don't even speak with a common dialect. I'm not sure I fully understand this Bait.

>pic North American dialects

We're at it.

What are you talking about?

This is wrong. The "Midland" section is mostly the same as the "North". Also I don't give a damn, it's soda, not """""pop""""" and better made chips taste like they were soaked in used McDonalds oil and left to bake on the side of the road. Faygo is not good, it's what you buy when you're 14 years old and mommy only gives you $2 for snacks.

t. lives in Michigan in the Detroit area

this is my American accent. rate: vocaroo.com/i/s0ITTm0RKsr5

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Because you are stupid piece of shit.

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