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wish I were a tradie sometimes, seems like a simple and carefree existence

TIL Thioacetone. A chemical so stinky that a small amount (test tube amount) causes nausea a half mile away. A smell so bad it was described as "Fearful"

In 1889, an attempt to distill the chemical in the German city of Freiburg im Breisgau was followed by cases of vomiting, nausea and unconsciousness in an area of 0.75 kilometres (0.47 mi) around the laboratory due to the smell.[7] The soap manufacturer Whitehall Soap Works later noted in an 1890 report that dilution seemed to make the smell worse and described the smell as "fearful".[8] Thioacetone is considered a dangerous chemical due to its extremely foul odor and ability to render people unconscious, induce vomiting, and be detected over long distances.

taking a shower anyone want to join

Bit suspicious about getting in German showers to tell the truth

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Who is this lads? (Asking for a mate)

the torso band on my pyjama trousers is so tight that it gives me perpetual stomach pain

not sure what cretin designed this

bugs...

Just got a call

oink oink said the little piggy

JF craic >>>>>>>>>>>>> Bong craic

Hi rajeev

Prometheus

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Im 55kg sweetie

90 kilos and PROUD

walked through the deep dark forest at night yesterday heard plenty of strange noises shan't be going back in there

*flicks you away*

the gf

>90 kilos and PROUD

David?

>tfw 100

I just want a qt Aussie girl to drink fosters with

i'll trade you a cute aussie girl for a cute yank girl

aussies don't drink fosters

it's a random woman

I want a cute Aussie girl to pee by my tree

got the original picture?

mornin lads

I drank feasters Apple sparkle

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wew
thanks

I'll be jacking it in San Diego.

Rajeev ignored me :(

*blasts out Skillex in public*
*everyone in a 1 mile radius dies from cringe*

done deal, fuck those cunts, horrid creatures really and such bland accents

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
doin a big ol think

Think I might have ME. Always fucking tired. Cannot stay awake for more than 4-5 hours.

likewise lad

grass is greener

Leafs?

*burp* Morty

*chugs two litres of estrogen*

MORTY

George was absolute scum letting based Nick die like a dog.

you need to take more naps

leaf accents aren't exlusive to leafland, I could go to Minnesota for instance and they have their own leafy accents
something about Aussies tho, so hypnotic
I was lucky enough to catch these two qt girls at a nightclub in downtown LA, to my surprise they were Aussie, bitches literally melted and laughed when I said their accents we're "exotic" expect they said it more like "eggsotik" qtest thing ever.
Too bad their bfs had to pull me off em, I was just getting around to the whole dingo stole my baby thing, I think they were from Melbourne

gizza croggy are kid

Should I watch Baby Driver or Cars 3?

finally watched this

t. Ari Goldstein

More? Fucking spent about 60 of the last 72 hours sleeping.

I've been up about 90 minutes and can barely keep my eyes open

baby driver was better then expected
cars 3 is a kids film

Are you an /o/tist?

Why not watch your hairline recede into oblivion instead?

No I can't drive

dire

>The executioners drew handguns and the shooting began. Nicholas was the first to die; Yurovsky shot him several times in the chest
>Anastasia, Tatiana, Olga, and Maria survived the first hail of bullets; the sisters were wearing over 1.3 kilograms of diamonds and precious gems sewn into their clothing, which provided some initial protection from the bullets and bayonets.
>They were stabbed with bayonets and then shot at close range in their heads.
ahhh yes, commies

tell your GP and ask for vitamin B supplements

>bullying
For why?

Mistake. Get your license. Vehicles are freedom

tom scott is a runt

Should ave accepted their fate with dignity

Royalty are the real villains

what about Anastasia tho?

Yo mean you're bad at it right? Not that you literally are unqualified to drive, as an adult that would be absurd

which one of you lot is this?

ah yes
the tolerant left

*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP* *snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff*...oh yes my dear....*sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....*sssssssnniff*...eggs I smell?......*sniff sniff*....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....*sniff*....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....*ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff*....ah yes...and also....a hint of....*sniff*....cheese.....quite wet my dear....*sniff*...but of yes...this will do nicely....*sniff*.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... *BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF* Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... *BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT* Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….

deplorable

it was you

Im 18 you runtoids

>They were stabbed with bayonets and then shot at close range in their heads.
Keep in mind that these are children we are talking about

It's you, you fucking tedious cunt

nigh a pixel

Cracking post Bruce.

doxxable information

But remember, the Germans are the real enemy to civilization.

war'nt
posted 18 seconds or so before my post

>literal child
>calling anyone a runtoid

paulbogdanor.com/left/communists.html
>“… there is only one way in which the murderous death agonies of the old society and the bloody birth throes of the new society can be shortened, simplified and concentrated, and that way is revolutionary terror.”
>“We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.”
- Karl Marx

Ah yes, the ideology that claims it's opponents lack compassion...

>the ideology that claims it's opponents lack compassion...
all of them?

So you've been able to drive for a year but still haven't completed the formality of getting a licence?

Until you have that little pink card in your wallet, you will always be a child

not mine

bad dreams > infinite space

Umm, technically NOT children, scientifically speaking, they were mature fetuses, so NOT human, NOT children, STOP trying to control communists bayonets.

Should have put the kids into orphanage but that would have come to bit them in the bum

They were not children. They were royalty.

Their death was moral and justified

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Two worst films I have ever watched were 2001 & Birdman

Disney made a what-if movie about that

it's almost 1am and got two tallcans and a full pack of smokes and I'm wearin sunglasses

why are Nigerians so selfish?

Reminder that Poland got Ratatouille 6 months before the rest of the world

Why would you show compassion towards your tormentors?
If you were kidnapped would you not resort to violence in order to escape? Do a think

don't see a difference

Any women (men) in?

post films that had awful trailers and/or titles but are actually kino
>Warcraft
>John Carter
>The Mummy
>Real Steel

Halo 3

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>kidnapped
It was the communists who wouldn't let people leave.

Duuuude tallboys? Tanner you're nuts dude!

EYO CREGG.... CREGG AYO TANNER'S DRINKING TALLBOYS DUDE!... HAHA I KNOW!

cregg says he ain't draggin your drunk ass home dude haha