Singles seating is this way sir

>Singles seating is this way sir

T-Thank you

May i know what smell is that?

Is that mercury?

Here's your popcorn, big guy.

"There's no fucking way I'm going near that T-1000, sir."

>tfw forgot your cinema snorkel

>Hmmmm... that's odd. Usually the blood gets off on the second floor.

looks like oil but more reflective. Can't really discern the viscosity but judging from the peripheral pattern of the fluid, it probably is more water in viscosity.

Did the piss bag finally break?

what the fuck

I TOOK EASY WAY OOOOUUUUUUT

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That squid sure likes to shoot his ink

imagine the smell

Isn't this the goo from Under the Skin? Are the Space-Africans too cheap to at least offer me the chance of getting laid??

What would the best way to clean it up without spilling piss everywhere?

Break the bag and let it go down the drain. Hose everything down after.

freeze it?

You leave it to evaporate. Welcome to Earth btw.

Drink it

wtf, that's obviously liquid, but why is it only pooling in that end of the hallway? it should spread out evenly over the entire carpet. is this some theater in china where the entire thing is sloped at a 20 degree incline?

how did the piss actually get in the bag?

You are a patron who enters the bathroom and discovers this. Do you piss in it, knowing full well it could burst and unleash a tidal wave of rancid urine all over you, or do you take the safer option and piss in the unbagged urinal?

Quit your job

Or use a tube to siphon it down the floor drain

I know some bathrooms have a drainhole in the floor, so in that case I would just dump the bag- slowly- onto the floor and let it drain. Then I would mop the floor and clean it etc.

Assuming there's no drain hole, perhaps a vacuum to suck it out of the bag and into a bucket to be dumped in a drain.

With no vacuum? Tape the handle of the second urinal down so it's constantly draining, get a cup and begin scooping it from the bag to the urinal. Monotonous but it would get the job done. You wouldn't even need to get all of it, just like half of it, or enough to where you could lift the bag safely.

put a price tag on it and wait for some minorities to steal it

haven't you seen piss-bags for sale at the supermarket?

>tfw forgot my waders
>spent my last bit of change on the coin operated showers

Piss in it, the urge to be part of something greater then ourselves is what makes us great

Was the source of this pic ever found?

laff

>get a cup and begin scooping

or you could learn what siphoning is

"There are no theater snapping turtles in there, r...right?"

>sucking a tube for a second and getting piss in your mouth

only flame-throwing turtles

super safe

top kek

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>they don't have a piss fetish

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It's not liquid. It looks like they tore out the carpet to put up those metal barriers. The 'puddle' is just the exposed floor.

Would you kick it?

Why would you need it? It's piss in a bag, the entirety of the story is right fucking there.

surely theres a difference between piss coming out of an attractive lady and cold piss in a bag?

It's obviously liquid retard, do you really think they added a layer of stone or whatever the fuck you think the black thing is on top of a carpet?

something tells me you have never actually tried siphoning

Jesus Christ, stop putting women on a pedestal already

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Please be urine

Tell me about your hands. Why are they painted black ?

>american cinemas have showers
>american cinemas have singles policies
do american cinemas have shower orgies too?

No, they have shower penis inspections

I really hope this is the type of theatre that allows you to wear your shoes while watching a movie

This, if you wouldn't be part of the bag you're already dead instead

throw a lit match on it

Only on Fridays

But I don't wanna go into the mirror dimension, user.

Both of these look like massive amounts of sewer water coming from the bathroom. Shit, hair and pee everywhere.

>when you finally reach the end of the simulation

Passthepopcorn.me

it's the same hallway

kek

don't be a fool, it looks like a self leveling floor compound.

>have to pee during movie
>get up to go to bathroom
>halfway through pissing an old man missing fingers grabs me and hold me down
>he tells me to start suckibg his fingers and calling him daddy
>he unzips my pants and see my small peepee
>he drips hot butter on it and then takes out his tobacco dip and rubs it on it
>he then squats over me and tells me to suck his balls
>he then spoils rogue one for me and leaves me helpless in the bathroom

For Me?

what are you stupid? i work at a theater and thats obviously oil they use for heat

The anvils started leaking.

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Alpha!!

rude.

Does this person not realize that they are white?

its ok they're a transnigger

how dare you just assume that entities race you fucking disgusting inconsiderate pig

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>wet floor
!

SHE THICC DOE

something tells me you're a dumb nigger
whos never owned a fishtank in their life

who said anything about sucking tubes?

get rekt piss suckers

>pop it
>wait for it to drain
>mop the floor
wow that was hard

OHHHHHH SHIT BTFO

funny thread guise i truly enjoyed it
>is that piss shit and hair

youve always been the caretaker

white people do fuck, i know because i saw my neighbours get it on last night while hiding behind the closet door

Lol, shinning, you mean the shining?
Quiet boy, you want to get sooooood?!