ITT: Christmas kiño

ITT: Christmas kiño

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Why do I hate this so much? It is so mediocre and so terrible compared to the first.

What the hell happened?

>It is so mediocre and so terrible compared to the first.

It's weaker than the first but I wouldn't dump on it that badly.

It's worse than the first, but still an enjoyable movie

I know that feel. It's so fucking shitty and trashy. And the setting SUCKED.

No, no it really doesn't get enough shit this movie. It's a fucking turd. It feels its age, while Die Hard doesn't AT ALL.

That's because of the inclusion of stupid fucking bullshit like "HONEY REMEMBER ITS THE 80s, WE GOT AIRPLANE PHONES"

It's both needless and annoying. The first one is TIMELESS, it's the definition of a classic, precisely because it doesn't need to set the tone for the period it's in at all. Shit you could argue that it was the early 2000s in that movie.

What does the title even mean?

Shouldn't it be called live hard because they're having such a tough time killing him?

HE'S LIVING SO HARD.

>That's because of the inclusion of stupid fucking bullshit like "HONEY REMEMBER ITS THE 80s, WE GOT AIRPLANE PHONES"

You have mental problems

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Of course I do. I'm a genius level autist without friends or girlfriends who makes more money than most people do by the time they're 50.

From his perspective he's living hard, from their perspective it's hard to make him die

You are a moron. The first one is all about the Japanese dominating world markets which isn't true anymore. It is also about European top tier terrorists which isn't accurate anymore, since the last European terrorist movements stopped doing shit decades ago.

>What the hell happened?
>"Hmm, that guy who directed The Adventures of Ford Fairlane and Nightmare on Elm Street 4? Perfect choice."

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Die Hard 1
Gremlins
Groundhog Day

Absolute christmaskino.

Is that background real?

Really looks like he's standing in front of a screen.

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Lol wut, why couldn't they just film him walking down the street?

Was there some sort of artistic reasoning behind this?

WHOA MAN, LIKE, HIS WORLD ISN'T REAL MAAAAAAN.

Kubrick you madman.

WTF, why ?

I like Die Hard 2 a lot for it's setting alone and the fact it has Robert Patrick in it.
I understand why people shit on it, but personally I love it.

>Die Hard is my favorite xmas movie

Maybe because it was filmed in London but set in New York

Was Scrooged good?

I remember it being good but I was a child.

Kubrick simply didn't want to move to the US to film

He died in the UK

definitely holds up. i often watch it around christmas

tru christmas kino right here

>the last European terrorist movements stopped doing shit decades ago.
7 years =/= decades
also, ISIS is practically a European terrorist group by now.

If Sup Forums wrote a movie it would have to be called El Kiño.

Le Kiño

jesus christ you all suck

Implying Deep Blue Sea and Cliffhanger were bad

outta my way fucking plebs
youtube.com/watch?v=wr6N_hZyBCk

Renny Harlin is kino. Plebs will understand one day.

How are Gremlins not mentioned yet? Also Krampus.

Just watched it for the first time, can't believe it has generally good reviews

It's absolute garbage compared to the first, even tonally it's completely different. The first is so fucking funny, 2 replaces this with swearing and violence

The villain is completely forgettable and uninteresting. The stakes feel really low despite being planes full of people on the line

Came here to post this...

It's also the greatest movie ever made.

Only fedora tippers and the fat emo bitches their trying to sleep with praise this movie

already preparing for Churchill

Watch it every Christmas.

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Actual best Christmas film

Lord of the Rings back to back.

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Lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=cmiJV877edY

Not watching the best Christmas film ever, I'm not proud of you Sup Forums

This one of course.

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