How many of you have disqualified yourselves from any political career because your search history could be used...

How many of you have disqualified yourselves from any political career because your search history could be used against you?

>Can being user be political death?

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I know a german guy who was denied an airport job because he liked hanging out in our teamspeak and we kept trolling him with Sup Forums and nazi themed links and avatars.

Shit was hilarious for everyone else but him

Yeah, I'm sure they'd find all sorts of dirt on me.
I once was quoted as saying "hitler did nothing wrong"

Yeah I'm waiting for the day they hang me for all the terrible shit I've said about Turkey and Islam

My childhood mental health and the fact I'm a very short guy already are fucking me

>he's under 6'3
wow
kill yourself lol

I was caught masturbating in the girl's changing room in school, any career involving media attention is cut off to me as a result.

I do worry about going for job that require DV security clearance, because I don't know what they can and can't check.

I've stopped looking at a few fields to work in mostly because my views are just opposite of what the general field supports.

I can't drink the kool-aid unless it's a matter of just having money/a job or not.

Depressing, isn't it?

I signed up for google survey and the first question it asked me if I supported the UN and it asked it again.

I'm pretty sure i'm on hundreds of lists for being a white male. Where and how i socialize online is just icing on the cake after that in this world.

If Hillary can be a politician than anyone can and it's been proven by tat one texas politician who posts anime boobs to his twitter all day.

...

Poor guy

You should move to Mumble, which has encryption

I've said a ton of edgy shit in my Sup Forums phase, hell I still like say nigger a lot, it's a fun word. I'm not gonna worry about shit like that, I'm still going to get involved in politics.

I stopped responding to the Google recruiters and eventually they left me alone.

I take this as a sign the don't want me.

>Stopped responding
>They gave up
>They don't want me!

political career? if I had no morals I would rather pick a mafia

Not only search history, but comments on youtube.

Then again, I would never run for office. What a sham.

I don't know what you are talking about, politics are almost as vicious as anybody (if not more, just look at the pedo-circle in UK or churches) and most of the dirty secrets of politicians are known among them, the thing is not to hide them, it is to have as much shit that people have on you that you have on them.
If they try to kill your reputation, you fall with them.

Unless you get caught consuming some sick shit like smurf or child porn you are disqualified for almost nothing, especially in the 30 next years.
Everybody consume pornography nowadays, and it is not consumption of gay porn, BDSM or posting "niggers niggers niggers" on Sup Forums that will kill you.

By they way you overstimate the monitoring capacity of NSA and equivalents, they mostly have metadatas, not much more.

only if you agree with the plan and be an accomplice to their dirty deeds, otherwise you can kiss your ass goodbye

Why would they want me if I stop bothering to answer them?

That's how recruiters work.

Did other students find out? How did you not an hero?

Yes, I know for a fact that I am in some left wing databases. I somehow managed to pass police security clearences tho.

How is that even possible?

No bullshit?

>tfw i literally work as an engineer at Google
>tfw if they only knew the things i've searched for, not only they woudln't hire me, but they would probably have me thrown in jail or hospitalized

Talking about the new head of the Travis County Republican Party? Yeah, that man is Trump on crack. Absolutely nuts.

I was caught by students and a teacher when they came back in early.

>How did you not an hero?

Apparently I'm too much of a coward. School was hell and the experience has made me the anti-social freak adult I am today.

>Having social media
>Having social media with your real name or picture on it
>"signing in" into anything THEN searching for shit and looking at porn
lol, why would you do any of that?

>Shit was hilarious for everyone else but him
You know that shit will affect you if you ever decide to get a job.

He probably got into trouble for following the links not them listening in on the server even though that is possible.

Just use Tor & Startpage, encrypt your hard-drive and use a VPN you pussy. This is hardly necessary unless you're involved with terrorist organisations but if you're a conspiracy-tard it will calm you down.

>implying that shit would disqualify anyone

There's tons of sitting and former politicians that like pedophilia, zoophilia and snuff, I'm already better than them because I don't like these.

Depends, we're you actually charged with a crime? Generally a clearance checks criminal history, credit and employment history. Seriously, some rental applications are more rigorous.

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because you want to be a normie to get with the ladies

if i embark on a political career it means things are already so far gone that nobody will give 2 shits about when i stole beer to drink by the creek when i was a kid

There was a link on the front page of reddit a few weeks ago called "fuck up your search history" when people clicked it the website automatically filled your search history with thousands of searches including stuff like how to join ISIS, how to make bombs, guns, etc... People were freaking out and one guy from Germany who was a Muslim called the police to let them know what happened in case he ended up on a list

What were you completely naked and really going at it, zoned out, when they walked in?

Yeah, turns out Sup Forums is on the German watch list for far-right sites.

Which is weird since like we all know Sup Forums is satire

>thinking you gain any meaning full political power as a average joe....

If you're lucky, and suck enough politicans cock, MAYBE, your kids will be let into the higher places in exchange for their metaphorical soul.

Otherwise you're looking forward to 50 years of bullshit, followed by a disgraceful defeat, because the media likes the guy with the nice hair, assuming you're Liberal.

Otherwise you won't even make it that far.

they probably blackmail them to vote a certain way

You'd do some hard time for smurf porn.

If you're in your 20s like the majority of the board, by the time you'd be eligible to run for a high office, your country will be brown and different rules will apply.

well Im already a degnerate who goes to fetish meetups

and my fet is ageplay so I gave up a life of politics or being a lawyer as well since I was 12

I could end up in jail for saying anything negative about blacks or anything positive about colonialism.

I've noticed my Google search results have been obscure and almost intentionally misinterpreted ever since I spent a couple hours searching how to legally buy an assault rifle.

Seriously, I could make some serious bank if I wanted to sign up for jewgle.

But, like most large corporations that I spent five minutes on, it turns out they are absolute and total garbage. What you hear in the media about their shit security is a shadow of the what's really going on. And some stupid people buy books about how to get through the interview.

>dat look on the interviewers face when you finally give up an enumerate the security flaws

>Depends, we're you actually charged with a crime? Generally a clearance checks criminal history

The security clearance is just general fear, not the school incident. I've never actually done anything seriously wrong, but I've no idea if the police have notes about me on some low priority list somewhere that they'd get given.

Pants down, it had started raining and I didn't know which is why they came back in. Didn't react quick enough.

You poor bastard. Had you been born a few years later you could have just claimed you identified as a girl and rubbed one out every day while they helplessly watched.

>Israel
More than likely a proxy given your post but if you are from Israel you're really only being protected by your ethnicity.

Don't forget those 6 million.

Shitposting on Sup Forums gets you on a neonazi watch list in Germany? Great....

who the fuck cares?
problem with internet data is that it can be easily faked and that makes it totally useless
I'll just say it's American propaganda lol

>implying that anything i've ever written on this board, or any other board, is not 100% satire for purposes of entertainment. Artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

Kek, me. I think about it all the time.
If anyone found my youtube it would be political suicide.

i am israeli and i haven't yet encountered a single "israeli" proxyfag. we're all legit tbqh

Wouldn't be surprised if Sweden didn't put you in one as well. You just don't have the legistlation to give Internet browsing history to employers.

kidnap every white in south africa and go form a community.

I deleted my 10 year old yotube account the other day for this reason.

>tfw you've gone so far down the rabbit hole that you don't even know whether you're joking or not anymore

>oh nevermind that stupid goy, Moshe, it was satire all along. take him off the watch list!

well played user. i, too, am an aspiring comedian.

Use your jewish snek powers for good my hebrew friend.

You're literally untouchable in the eyes of the masses.

>ever having an YT account
>alternatively, thinking it's really deleted

>By they way you overstimate the monitoring capacity of NSA and equivalents, they mostly have metadatas, not much more.
>harvest 20 yottabytes of of "data"
>hire only three guys who know how to view part of the data and they're too busy fucking with the servers and eating pizza and soylent.

Israelis are not really the sharpest tacks in the drawer in my experience.

Good thing the swedish security service is incompetent tho, I already passed two security clearences. People who are openly organized neonazis pass them all the time too. It's the left wingers doxxing people I am worried about.

COMRADE!!! IT'S NOT ME DONT YOU SEE ITS THE BOURGUISE CAPITALISTS THEY WANT YOU TO ATTACK ME COMRADE!!! THE SPIRIT OF LENIN WILL PROTECT US!
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lol, what's wrong with you?

>implying that anything i've ever written on this board, or any other board, is not 100% satire for purposes of entertainment. Artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
OF COURSE COMRADE!! PRAISE THE GLORIOUS PARTY WHO LEADS US TO GREATNESS! DEATH TO THE CAPITALIST IMPERIALISTS THE BANNER OF LENIN WLL NEVER FALL
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I will never be important enough for google to give a fuck about me. But the left media in Sweden love to doxx people and put their face on the front page news for being racist anonymously online.

no. I don't need this social media shit. I know how to use it, but I'm not part of it.

Mug shot extortion sites are keeping me from getting a good job. The prosecutor dropped the charges but you can't tell by all the blackmail sites.

True, but I can't stop.
(more seriously my phone autocorrector got me).

Blackmailing a politician is a dangerous thing to do, unless you can remain 100% anonymous, basically the only worth to blackmai are the high placed ones and they frequently have the power to erase you.

France has a long history with that, Mitterand ( a former french president) managed to hide from the public eyes a bastard daughter for fucking 20 years in th 70s, all the parisian elites knew but nodbody dared to make a move, if they did not want to end in the river or have bad shit happening to their families.

I was 12 and liked wanking. Obviously in hindsight it was a terrible idea but I was a dumbshit kid.

oh no the goverment knows i jack off to gigantic anime titties

I'm fairly sure it's like tjis this in all of the EU. Was connected to a public wifi on a train station the other day and 4chins was blocked. My uni wifi doesn't block it thou6

>Putting yourself on the Internet, EVER

Haven't got into trouble once with the police, it's like I don't even exist. ;)

>and my fet is ageplay
to the gas chambers with you.

Literally the worst fetish and "community" out there. Not that you're "bad people" it's just that it's extremely off-putting. Do you hate yourself? You should.

Why didn't your parents send you to another school? That's breddy shitty parenting right there

at least the low level politicians are easy to control with money, hookers and coke

Immigrate.

Kids fuck up sometimes.

Reasonable societies stop them from causing excessive damage and give them a free pass on the expectation their families will put them back in line.

I work in City of London and thanks fkn God this place really is Old Boys Club, even though half the office is liberal wimps whole culture prevails, Im not a trader im IT. On many occasions I did reveal my power level, been branded racist, nazi so on so on and Im good
On the other hand Im Polish and my father did teach me to never be ashamed of your views, you people need to stop being terrified pussys, spread the fucking word, we are fucking right and normies need to realize it

>I was 12 and liked wanking.
Oh for fuck sakes. No one cares about a 12 year old jerking off.

Enjoy your future as Mayor of Cheddar.

I've been told that if you share any perceived right wing sentiments in Sweden publicly you get witch-hunted by lefty maniacs

Being a plant in the City of London Corporation is a good place to be.

Keep your honesty, and bide your time.

Yeah but in the modern day society I would have protected my kid personally. Obviously it's fucked up that dumb impulsive kids being dumb impulsive kids is seen as something horrifying but adult men going into little girls' bathroom is brave and progressive

implying that anything I've ever written on this board, or any other board, is not 100% satire for purposes of entertainment. Artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
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Was it one mugshot? What was the "alleged" crime?

I don't have a problem with it. Let an adult male come fite me.

Seriously. Maybe I'm doing something wrong. Come fite me.

The only way they can be used against you is if you are ashamed of what you searched for. I don't care if the world knows I search for double anal fisting trap porn.

>Don't be evil

>loggs everyones search information. (spying on people) Sells that information to advertisers and makes Billions.

>dont

>be

>evil

> I did reveal my power level, been branded racist, nazi so on so on and Im good

How did you not get fired on the fucking spot? The higher the spheres of work, the more liberal people tend to be.

I have a friend who two or three years ago was working in the US.

He made a joke to his black co worker (he bumped into him in a club, and said 'didn't see you, it was too dark!') and the whole crowd around him (i.e. coworkers, supervisors and the black dude) went ape shit, the dude especially going 'woooow man, wht the fuck?! not cool!'

In my experience the anglosphere is PC as fuck, especially in corporate environments, and won't hesitate to shut you down at the smallest misconduct.

I hope they are not harvesting and analyzing canadian shitposters' datas with an IA running on quantum computers, I mean unless they want to groom Ultron at the NSA.

Yes, the left has people fully employed to track down and doxx people with the wrong opinions. Registering people's political opinions is illegal in Sweden but they get away with it by saying that they are journalists. I think Germany is the only other country who has similar witch hunts.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expo_(magazine)

when government just declares this state a world soviet republic (no difference) and declares the constitution and bourgeois lies of Capitalists and then hunts everyone who isn't exactly friendly with Marxists.
Which would be good as it gets rid of the enemies of the people, of course.

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Good god,I'm in fucking Commiefornia and shit ain't this bad.But don't let the L.A libtard culture summarize the whole state.I live up north,and everyone and their dogs have a gun.I drive by plenty of Trump signs in town and it feels fucking amazing.

dear future employer, co-worker with office clout, FBI, CIA, and left wing death squad

Sup Forums is the board of peace

thank you

>Was it one mugshot? What was the "alleged" crime?
DUI.

Another driver ran a stop sign and I hit him. I had a few happy hour drinks with friends but I was hardly impaired,

I was not pulled over. I was already on the side of the road waiting for cops. The other driver said I didn't seem impaired and even apologized to me for runing the stop sign.

I was not observed driving impaired. In the crash investigation I was asked if I had anything to drink. I was honest and said yes. Bad move, apparently.

Rookie officer gave me the field test twice because I passed the first time, No BAT.

Prosecutor dropped for lack of evidence.

>the white army is coming with its baron black trying to force us to take the Constitution back!

Probably because as mentioned before Im in IT, programming, which is not easy to replace, people I work with even though might be leaning liberal are not SJW faggots, last but not least Old Boys Club is fucking king

Your story is pure fucking shockin from my point of view, seriously