How do they know what a menu is?

How do they know what a menu is?

cafes in isengard

Orcish restaurants are all 2 stars or above, user. If you don't believe me you're a fucking speciesist.

What are uruks? Do you throw a Orc into one of those spawning pits and one comes out? Or do they generate from practically nothing?

It's a free form translation

>Looks like meat's back on the men, you boys!

The fuck do you think they do the whole day in Mordor? Sit arround and wait. Nah man, it is a country, they have villages, markets, shit happening, banter against bitch elves and butthurt humans, it's a bogaloo.

In the barracks the list of meals for the coming week is posted on Mondays. This is called the menu.

there was a restaurant at isengard

LOOKS LIKE MEME'S BACK ON TH EMNU GOIS

Except the Uruk Hai were literally born yesterday.

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Better question yet, how do they even speak English at all? Not even niggers speak English and they are 80 percent orc

Women meat

Hobbits are all bout the food porn. Menus are a thing even in Middle Earth.

They are old souls, even if their body is young.

BAD DOG!

Never mind that mess hall scene in RotK

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>There are suggestions that the Uruk-hai of Isengard were the result of crossbreeding orcs and men. Certainly, there were other creatures in Saruman's armies, and under his command in the Shire, that appear to have been hybrids. "Half-orcs" were as tall as Men and are never described simply as orcs, as the Uruk-hai frequently are. It has also been suggested that the Uruk-hai are the cross-breeds of goblins and half-orcs.

It's Men-U

Do Uruk-hai know about second breakfast?

MEME FRESH

>the result of crossbreeding orcs and men
This line always struck me. It implies that Saruman has an actual orc rape dungeon somewhere in Isengard.

Think about it. Who would volunteer to fuck an orc? Also, have you ever seen a female orc? This implies that the "men" he bread were actually women.

How did he get away with this? What did the locals say about it? "Oh that silly old wizard and his crazy experiments". I can just imagine some old farmer telling his daughter "be a good girl or I'll sell you to Saruman."

>have you ever seen a female orc?
Why do people think Orc females must look effeminate?
A female dog looks just like a male dog
A female Orc looks just like a male Orc