Look who finally came out of his room!

>Look who finally came out of his room!

fuck you guys

you don't understand me

What the fuck kind of greeting is that? You're lucky I don't knock your teeth out.

You aren't my family, I'm not white.

You're going to need more than cheese and water to get me out of my room.

he heh yeah

>Sup Forums - Television & Film

>that unbearable whiteness
I'm triggered as fuck

and yet everybody here can relate to this. which is why its a painful meme

>literally starting to sweat just from looking at this pic

*whips out ar-15*
>let the holiday cheer...
*cocks rifle
>...commence
*opens fire

I'm so sorry...

>Hey brah can I borrow your computer?

>user this is a gun-free household! Put that down!

>head of the table

Dunno about that.

Hey folks wanna watch some anime in my room?!!!

>Now it's time to come...in this room!
>*whips out dick and jacks it*

*teleports behind them
unzips dick

>BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>Implying I ever come out of my room

...

Aunt Patty (2nd from left) can get it, my goodness

I'm as anti-social as most of you fucks but how can you still have a "room" and not your own apartment to hide in

>projecting this hard

>>Look who finally came!

>Hey got you a girlfriend yet? No? It's ok if you're gay

>ahh just where we left you
>still at your video games huh? haha
>don't you have plans for christmas user?
>came out to see some sunshine huh?

rent money requires a job to procure

>"y-you too, i uh need to go to the bathroom real quick..."
*turns around*
>"come on user you just came from the toilet"
>"o-oh i'll just have a seat then"
*sits on whoopie cushion unknowingly*
>BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>"heheh good one guys..."

>tfw you hear your family start talking about you

this old fuck at work keeps trying to get me to hit on female coworkers. what does he gain from this?

>GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw just fapped to Aunt Kay and I imaginedbher wearing that same black top
>tfw she wore that at Christmas 6 years ago that time you got sick
>tfw she stayed behind when Gramma Charlene took your whole family to the movies
>tfw she felt for your temperature and her had lingered on your upper thigh for a really long time
>then she put you in the shower and kept popping her head in 'just to check up on you' while you were popping wood
>tfw she married Marty but still givesy
You the eye snd hugs you for a really long time
I hate the holidays. Constantly gotta be watching over your shoulder so your uncles or cousins dont see you browsing a Monstergirl thread

he sees that you are wasting your life and one day you will regret it. Sounds like he is being a friend