>Look who finally came out of his room!
Look who finally came out of his room!
fuck you guys
you don't understand me
What the fuck kind of greeting is that? You're lucky I don't knock your teeth out.
You aren't my family, I'm not white.
You're going to need more than cheese and water to get me out of my room.
he heh yeah
>Sup Forums - Television & Film
>that unbearable whiteness
I'm triggered as fuck
and yet everybody here can relate to this. which is why its a painful meme
>literally starting to sweat just from looking at this pic
*whips out ar-15*
>let the holiday cheer...
*cocks rifle
>...commence
*opens fire
I'm so sorry...
>Hey brah can I borrow your computer?
>user this is a gun-free household! Put that down!
>head of the table
Dunno about that.
Hey folks wanna watch some anime in my room?!!!
>Now it's time to come...in this room!
>*whips out dick and jacks it*
*teleports behind them
unzips dick
>BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>Implying I ever come out of my room
...
Aunt Patty (2nd from left) can get it, my goodness
I'm as anti-social as most of you fucks but how can you still have a "room" and not your own apartment to hide in
>projecting this hard
>>Look who finally came!
>Hey got you a girlfriend yet? No? It's ok if you're gay
>ahh just where we left you
>still at your video games huh? haha
>don't you have plans for christmas user?
>came out to see some sunshine huh?
rent money requires a job to procure
>"y-you too, i uh need to go to the bathroom real quick..."
*turns around*
>"come on user you just came from the toilet"
>"o-oh i'll just have a seat then"
*sits on whoopie cushion unknowingly*
>BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>"heheh good one guys..."
>tfw you hear your family start talking about you
this old fuck at work keeps trying to get me to hit on female coworkers. what does he gain from this?
>GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw just fapped to Aunt Kay and I imaginedbher wearing that same black top
>tfw she wore that at Christmas 6 years ago that time you got sick
>tfw she stayed behind when Gramma Charlene took your whole family to the movies
>tfw she felt for your temperature and her had lingered on your upper thigh for a really long time
>then she put you in the shower and kept popping her head in 'just to check up on you' while you were popping wood
>tfw she married Marty but still givesy
You the eye snd hugs you for a really long time
I hate the holidays. Constantly gotta be watching over your shoulder so your uncles or cousins dont see you browsing a Monstergirl thread
he sees that you are wasting your life and one day you will regret it. Sounds like he is being a friend