50km Mens and Womens Death March

Women doing the 50km for the first time because of equality.

oh ya 10 bings

Isnt 50km just like, 20 miles?

Whats so hard about walking 20 miles? Just relax and pace yourself lmao

10/10

The absolute madman!!

So we're going to see women shutting themselves all for equality?

dat hip wiggle, gets me every time

ITS CALLED FREEDOM

where is everyone?

So 9 women are competing so do they place 1 2 3 as women or are they just going to be classified in the last 9?

>Diniz

Swear to god i can walk 20 miles in like 3 hours what the fuck why is this a sport have I really gone this far in life missing out on easy sponsorship money?!

Why is there a meme women's event with 7 walkers?

CANT FINIZ THE DINIZ

Anyone have a livestream? Unavailable here

It's 30 miles.

Equality m8. We'll gloss over the fact it's anything but equal with the women lagging behind already.

On the IAAF website it's marked as literally as a different event with 7 participants.

It's literally don't die and get a medal.

EQUALITY THO

check eurosport gb

It's just so ridiculous it's impossible to take seriously.

Oh noooo 30 miiiiles

Good golly thats soooo hard to do

Cmon wtf

it gets more serious as time goes on and they start to die

I missed Diniz since London. Hope he does another hero run,he's literally /our/ guy

actually its unlikely we will see any KO's today since its prob not hot enough in london to really knock them out :(

>4 hours of looking at loads of huge union flags

Bless the Queen this Sunday morning.

It's comical but the most gruelling event by far, waddling for 31 miles, trying not to die en-route and all with the constant threat of a red card for rule violations.

The Master Poop, the Absolute Madman, the French Hero, ladies and gentlemans... Our boy

He takes the lead!!!

Based Diniz already taking the lead

our guy at it

Can't chinese the Diniz

When russian walkers was competitive Diniz cannot even get a medal.

They were all EPO cheats Russia.

Yes, but whatever

>this kills the chink
>*let the bodies hit the floor* playing in background

First yellow card issued to Germany.

He already has to take a shit!!!

Cunt went to the toilet lmao

someone went to the toilet

wtf already toilet D

The Conqueror of Caca

Diniz talking with fans? Lol, what about breathing?
Race is only starts and he already need poo? WTF?

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>going for your sunday morning dump mid race

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The walk has the most kino of slow mo shots.

The Destroyer of Dump

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The hips don't lie.

absolute gold

This feces slurping sport isn't for me

people might not know this but this is the
ALPHA CHAD sport

It's the ultimate sport. It's Sup Forums in a nutshell

>women

America cheating.

RED

Just joining now.

So, Diniz has already pooped? And not his pants?

American's cant walk

USA BTFO

>women

Yeah he peeled off in the lead and went into the toilet then steamed back to the lead like an absolute madman.

I love this and I can't even explain why. What a patrician event.

Why getting red card? What did she do?

He pooed in the loo.

Yes, he also try to push american woman, but it was very weak

She sprints

Red card doesn't mean DQ, a red paddle does though.

>red card in 46 minutes

the city of burgerland

In theory because both feet left the ground at the same time. In reality, they all do that and it's just super made up. Basically it's more like a random elimination. So not only do the most fit athletes win, but also those with the best fortune from the gods!

Another one is so slow that Diniz passed her

Can you imagine how it feels to be STRONG INDIPENDENT AMERICAN WOMAN Erin Talcott, threathen to sue the IAAF unless they put a 50 Km meme death walk for women, compete with 6 other atheletes so it's easier to get a world championship medal and still get DQ'd because you keep forgetting how to walk?

chasing group also raped her since then

CBC did an amazing job with the Brazil Olympics, but their deathmarch footage is unparalleled. The sunglasses reflection shot, the slo-mo sponge. It's like art.

would be funny if less that 3 wimyns would make to finish line

How much was on the start?

7

seven

how evil do you have to be to wake up one day and say "i'll be a deathmarch judge"

DINIZ KINO

former nazi camp guards need jobs too

Deathcamp guard tier.

I would love to regulate on these cheating bastards. rules are there for a reason

Diniz leading even after taking a shit?

the others slipped because of the poo

here we go again

>inb4 cheating aussies

Just joined, can't find a stream. Let me know what happens, boys

no deaths yet? sad!

This is your reminder that just like the global elite, they ALL CHEAT.

Your women can't walk

Diniz, the madman is far out in front, even after taking a poo break.

One woman has been banished to the depths of hell so far. 6 left.

Diniz gonna beat this american again

Oh shit, I forgot they whined their way I to this event. I'm going to laugh my as off when like 3 finish.

are women competing in the same competition?

how long will 50km take for them?

r8 Diniz's missus

get those womanlets outta the way

>one and a half hour
>30 posters
>96

Sup Forums confirmed for casual scum

Hard for many of us to get a stream

the race is pretty boring compared to 2012 and 2016 tbf