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MAN UNITED vs WEST HAM Official Match Thread #1
Nathaniel Nguyen
Daniel Howard
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Parker Lewis
West Ham: Hart, Zabaleta, Reid, Ogbonna, Masuaku, Noble, Obiang, Fernandes, Arnautovic, Ayew, Hernandez.
Hunter Collins
no lineups, no match thread
also:
>DeLindelöf?
Ayden Foster
Nice to see Mou going for it.
Henry Hernandez
Has there ever been a player as low energy as Martial? Is he really a turtle in disguise?
Brandon Murphy
Use this one first
Samuel Smith
Rashford has been poop
Jackson Cooper
Who's laughing now?
Michael Howard
fuck anime
Ian Gutierrez
...so this is the power of Manchester United
>de gay
Nicholas Allen
WAY TOO BIG FOR YA BOOTS
Nathaniel Morgan
apologize
Zachary James
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Xavier Murphy
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Nathaniel Lee
LUKAKUUUUUUU
GO ON SON
Mason Jones
POOOOOO
KAAAAA
KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Bentley Garcia
BOOOOORING
Charles Allen
kinda boring
Liam Barnes
APOLOGISE
Robert Hill
>Mouyes
Cooper Reyes
>Apologising for language
Why the ameriblobs do this>
Ryan Bennett
We debut goals now
Michael Rivera
APOLOGISE
Brody Kelly
>has to have the post help
lmao he's so shit
Aaron Rogers
...
Henry Morgan
GOATKAKU
APOLOGIZE
Adrian Ward
FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED FOOTBALL IS RIGGED
Eli Foster
This is some bullshit
Christian Perez
>THEY DOUBTED LUKAKU
THEY DOUBTED LUKAKU
>THEY DOUBTED LUKAKU
THEY DOUBTED LUKAKU
>THEY DOUBTED LUKAKU
THEY DOUBTED LUKAKU
>THEY DOUBTED LUKAKU
THEY DOUBTED LUKAKU
>THEY DOUBTED LUKAKU
THEY DOUBTED LUKAKU
>THEY DOUBTED LUKAKU
THEY DOUBTED LUKAKU
>THEY DOUBTED LUKAKU
THEY DOUBTED LUKAKU
Carter Green
we do that as well mate
Colton Turner
I RATE LUKAKU
Luis Ortiz
LUKAUKAU
Gabriel Ward
You can thank me lads, I only just tuned in and now a goal happens
Landon Reed
GOATKAKU
Colton Cox
>Rashford has been poop
>just assist based Lukaku
APOLOGISE
Sebastian Sullivan
ABU ON SUICIDE WATCH
Brody Clark
LUUUUUUUUUUUKATPOOOOOOOO
Jordan Parker
APOLOGIZE
Jose Watson
PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU PERRO KAKU
Henry Collins
APOLOGIZE
Caleb Ward
I will shit on lukaku many times for being incomplete but the fact is he does not miss when there is a clear chance
Kayden Young
FUCKING APOLOGIZE
Tyler Ross
Honestly, as an ABU, right now would be a great time to kill myself
Andrew Parker
>make it happen
Henry Jenkins
>Laca, Morata and Lukaku all scored on their league debut
Who do we make fun of now?
Jack Gutierrez
>I don't rate Lukaku
Jordan Watson
It's coming home la
Luke Jenkins
WHERE'S MY FUCKING DAB?
Kayden Gutierrez
Almost fucking blew it. What a shit striker. Luck post is luck. Worthless overpriced cunt.
Ian Bailey
That started with Matic
Chelsea really fucked up selling him
Ryder Flores
Who was he talking to?
Levi Perry
Good pass by gashford
Charles Parker
THE GOOD GUYS ALWAYS WIN
Justin Diaz
we're actually going to do it
we're going to the the english comedy league
>tfw ibra signs up again and wins the PL and da champions
Nathaniel Martinez
>get assblasted about a children's game and curse like a sailor about it even though you'll never have any effect on the game itself
why do bongs do this?
Hudson Ramirez
That was really MU goal.
Mason Reed
>player scores
>prays
Dominic Sanchez
Slovak nigger BTFO
Nicholas Wood
>(You)
Carson Allen
>Lukaku
>League debut
Tyler Collins
BLAAP BLAAP BLAAP BLAAP BLAAP
WE'RE GONNA OUTCLASS THE LEAGUE THIS YEAR, REST OF THE TOP TEAMS HAVE LOOKED SHIT
Thomas Torres
>goalscorer is religious
William Jackson
What the fuck was that pass by wet spam?
Zachary Cox
Sala- oh wait
Kevin Collins
This is gonna hurt
Cameron Brooks
lmao Pookaku nearly missed it
Adrian Davis
ERA
Blake Gomez
>pookaku
Charles Cox
>all expensive new strikers score on their PL debut
really makes you think
Grayson Ortiz
Why is there so many niggers in this United side?
Henry Bailey
Nice on Rashford waiting on the CB to move before choosing what to do.
Gabriel Hill
...
Ayden Williams
Reminder that Sup Forums doesn't rate Rashford
Asher Perry
>Sup Forums doesn't rate Rashford
since when?
Jonathan Kelly
that should've been a booking for Pogba
Ian Walker
...
Michael Flores
To appeal to their American customers.
Henry Thomas
Why aren't you apologizing?
Brandon Gutierrez
Chicharito.
Failing that, Itchy Nacho.
Failing that, ourselves for letting our lives become what they are now.
Kevin White
They honestly don't.
Everytime someone slates him, he does something good like this twat here
Jaxon Rogers
pls dont use that kind of language on Sup Forums
Mason Barnes
Equal Opportunities Employer
Joshua Lewis
>zabaleta only one that knows how to defend
Delet this shit club
Eli Reyes
NO NO
NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO
NO NO THERE'S NO DANDRUFF
NO NO
NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO
NO NO THERE'S NO DANDRUFF
Lucas Carter
>They rate Alli
James Wilson
Chicharito
Elijah Rodriguez
And Rashford doesn't rate Sup Forums
Jose Reed
Chicharito after the game is finish
Eli Watson
webm of goal
Jordan Smith
umad?
Cameron White
>He didn't have lukaku in his fantasy team
You've already lost desu
Andrew Diaz
>pookaku won't score lol
>lukaku scores
>H-He nearly missed though!!!
Embarassing. Speaking of embarrassing, Chelsea were fucking regarded to sell him, he's making this midfield look solid.
Nathan Cruz
kek shittest ad he's done
Colton Adams
what a cunt
Luis Garcia
Man U is literally Nigger FC
Gabriel Russell
Ricky Cheeto
Julian Martin
Made me ponder life
Christopher Cox
>Chicharito is Mexico's best player of all time
explain this
Luke Wilson
>You now remember Daley Blind
>You now remember Henrikh Mkhitaryan