Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane
Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane
The flight plan was filed with the agency with care
CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there

The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads
With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds
And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap

When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the aisle I flew like a flash,
Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash

After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane
One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain
When, what, from under a hood should appear,
But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear

Bigger than average, but still under detain,
I knew in a moment it must have been Bane
More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came,
And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name

“Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise
As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise
How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder
When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder

Pain would occur, although the target unclear
Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear
For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee
That CIA feeling glum is how it would be

But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance
with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance
The plan was to crash, with all on board
Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored

So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout,
And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Except the janitor

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SANTA?

Tell me about Santa, why does he wear the hat?

Hot pockets btfo
Merry Christmas you big guys :^)

U UU U UU UU U UU
Which song is it?

/bigguy/ thread?

Silent night?

That post was truly awful. It is painfully obvious that you do not belong here. But that is okay! There is a positive solution. Rather than trying to fit in, you should strongly consider going to a site more suitable for posters like you, such as reddit, tumblr, or maybe even Gaia! You have plenty of options. You will be happy, and we will be happy. Best of luck, but don't come back. Bye!

Is Sheev a big guy?

Christ all that work and it doesn't even fit the meter. Are syllables that difficult to figure out?

I was sad that there isn't much christmas baneposting OC this year so i made my own.
Pic related

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on the first day of christmas, my big guy gave to me

a hothead stuck on Sup Forums

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No one cared who I was until I started giving presents.

thank you user, I like it

For WindUUUU

Off by one.
You should probably kys senpai.

"The flight plan was filed with the agency with care
CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there"

Like come on, you're already putting effort, why not spend a couple more minutes making it sound a little more like the actually poem.

Why would you wrap a present before throwing it out of a sleigh?

If I removed the beard, would you die?

It would be extremely naughty

At least you can carol

You're a jolly guy

>somebody wasted time and effort drawing this

For yule

>wasted
Looks pretty good desu fampai

captcha: hotel cuckoo

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Merry Christmas Big Guys

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!

Was spreading Christmas cheer part of your plan?

First one to talk gets to stay on my sleigh

Of courshe!

I wish you a Merry Christmas,
I wish you a Merry Christmas,
I wish you a Merry Christmas,
And a good year for you!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF user. HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE?

Congratulations, you spread the cheer. Now what's the next step of your cheerful plan?

Bringing presents... to every child in the world!

You realize this is like two years old right

this thread makes me happy

Get him on the nice list, I'll add him in

Jingle Banes

Had to double check that this wasn't [s4s]

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This can't be happening, I don't believe in Christmas

Truly baneposting will never die

>mfw this thread is sticky now
You're a big mod.

>sticky

This board is literally fucking reddit. I hate this fucking site

BASED MODS

A sticky? Might as well dump...

Take the santa hat off, your head temperature seems a little high.

First

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>except the janitor

Kek

Wtf I love our mods now

Guards, this hothead has lost his composure

Good sticky, but check them out.

10/10 kino thread

I see mods are spreading the Christmas cheer!

Merry Christmas big guys

BANE?

Remember that Banemask is a Christian holiday.

Dr Claus

I'm North Pole

>listening to Pandora
>browsing thread
>THE MORNING SUN IS RISING

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>32:06
Uhhhhhh...

This just made my Christmas. Thanks, user.

>another marketing thread
NICE

>head
>hot
pick two

And they say user's heart grew three sizes that day

>Three hours?
>never come down (trump edition) lasts three hours
Coincidence?

we had the same sticky last year, friend. you'd know that if you weren't trying to be cool :^)

>4 (You)

>sticky
The time has come
Merry Kristmasuu~ from Sup Forums
Our sticky is better though

Grinch detected

I love how mods encourage baneposting now.

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/lit/ > Sup Forums

Merry Kurisumasu Sup Forums

Streisand effect

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>reposting other people's shit as your own to make it a sticky

mod a shit

THIS PIECE OF SHIT UNCREATIVE UNFUNNY MEME GETS A STICKY?
SERIOUSLY?
FUCK YOU MOD WHOEVER STICKIED THIS SHIT.
THIS MEME WAS NEVER FUCKING FUNNY. "HURR HURR BANE? HURR FOR YOU""
WHATS SO FUCKING FUNNY ABOUT THAT? YOU MUST BE A FUCKING RETARD TO FIND THAT HILARIOUS. BIG GUY FOR YOU HAHAHAHAHAAH. THAT ISNT FUCKING FUNNY.
ALSO FUCK YOUR OBSESSION OVER "CIA" CHARACTER. HE DIDN'T DO JACK SHIT IN THE MOVIE. ALL HE DID WAS SAY SOME DUMB LINES (WHICH IS SO FUCKING FUNNY RIGHT?) AND THEN FUCKING DIED. WOW SO MEMORABLE!!
YOU FUCKING RETARDED IDIOTS ARE PROBABLY GOING TO TELL ME GO BACK REDDIT BECAUSE Sup Forums IS SO MUCH BETTER RIGHT AND REDDIT IS FOR NORMIES AND MEMERS RIGHT??!! FUCK YOU.
THIS SHIT MEME IS AT THE SAME FUCKING LEVEL AS "DOGE" or "THE CAKE WAS A LIE" SAME. FUCKING. LEVEL.
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE A FUCKING HORRIBLE DEATH. I HOPE YOU ALL SUFFER AND NEVER PRODUCE CHILDREN. YOU ALL FUCKING USELESS PIECES OF SHITS

GOO GOO GA GA
BANE?

Good thread

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Was getting a stickied part of your plan?

Merry Christmas, big guys.

>sticky

For the love of God, give us a modded /film/.

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Does anyone have the "The Wilson Show" (Truman Show parody) pic?

(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)

This
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane/order/asc/
You fucking piece of shit!

That's a big present

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whats that, senpai?

janitor btfo

Boasting in ebin stiggy

Rolling for big guy

I know, right? And these shitty memes all come from the dullest of scenes, each take following the adventures of CIA his men from Mayer Craft as they fight hired guns has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the ass shots, the scene's only consistency has been its lack of coherence and ineffective use of practical effects — all to make flights landed, to make action seem inert...
Perhaps the die was cast when Kane vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody — just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his comic books. (Sadly, Stan Lee and Marvel's producers seem to be following this model.) The plane scene might be anti-maskettas (or not), but it's certainly the anti-Big Guys series in its refusal of painfulness, bigness and loyalty. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.