Yelling: the comedian

>yelling: the comedian

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>ywn be short enough to perch on the stool like a demon with black raven claws

WE'RE MONKEYS ON A ROCK MAN, PUSSIES, WOMEN WANT TO BE GORILLA FUCKED, I SAW THE FACE OF GOD

He's nonwhite, what do you expect?

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

>ALPHA BRAIN
>SHROOMTECH
>KRILL & MCT OIL
>PRIMATE CARE PILLS

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>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

>Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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>DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

everytime

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>dude joe rogan you make the best tiger noises

why do his friends encourage him?

almost indistinguishable from the shopped version

what really bugged me about this article is it refereed to him as a comedian

Anything more embarrassing than when he fishes for compliments about his "comedy" on the podcast?

well there is the last 10 minutes of his comedy special where he clearly had 50 minutes of material but spent the last 10 literally humping the stool.

Humping the stool and/or pretending the microphone is your dick is like using the squirting flower trick if you are a birthday clown.

So uh .... I take it you guys don't like Joe Rogan

Hey autismo. Comedians use gestures, modulation of tone and volume of their voice to make the stories more colorful and set up a natural laughter break for the audience.

You wouldn't know this as the world is a collection of different shades of grey, described in a flat monotone voce

we fucking LOVE HIM

his standup still makes me sick though. like if you've seen bill burrs last special, you can notice an almost carlin like "mastery" of the craft

rogan is just a chimp with material in comparison. if wizard and dick and fart joeks make you laugh though he's a fucking hoot

well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

>oh shit im sorry

His joke about cults in the recent Netflix thing was pretty good

Joe is one of /our guy/s

You can't deny his standup is shit though

He's funny but he's kind of basic.

Plus he does like 20 hours of live pod a week and has a special out on netflix (which is funny minus the stool humping).

He's a bit overexposed.

And like the shock jocks before him who did long form radio you get this kind of love-hate relationship with the host and show that makes it entertaining.

cult is just a religion that has been around longer is an old George Carlin joke IIRC. Maybe Bill Hicks but it certainly isn't original.

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Yeah I don't really think stand up comedy is his thing he's more like stream of consciousness improv.

JRE is essential Sup Forumscore, you cheeky redditor

Sorry, I don't know the entire back catalog of jokes of all old comedians, just saying it was a good bit

You've seriously never heard someone say that in conversation before?

The concept doesn't have to be novel for the bit to be funny

obligatory
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DAE literally hate it when you say le IRL

Please tell me this conversation was unedited.

But that's not Sam Kinison

From Joe Rogan who rips people for "stealing" jokes, yes it does

true but I found it to be too close for comfort to really find funny. It may be new to Joe but it wasn't new to anyone who listened to standup.

The special has that problem. The jokes are funny and there aren't any total stinkers minus the chair humping.

It's just kind of like listening to the funniest people on Sup Forums or Sup Forums do standup. You know what the points covered are going to be and can almost guess the punchlines beforehand but viewed in a vaccuum they are funny.

It is also worth noting that he DID NOT just recycle his podcast material. Like Adam Carolla did with his movie.

Your jokes don't have to riff on concepts people are entirely unfamiliar with, what an absurd standard

Hey is that the UFC guy?

He's a 21st century man my negro

only slightly

it may as well be un-edited

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That fucking bit
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>did you know our air is mostly yeast

lmfao

Watching for only two seconds joe thinks Grizzly Bears are the same as Black Bears

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Too accurate.

MY SIDES
That shit made me laugh AND think!