One chance at life

>one chance at life
>literally going to die a virgin

I thought music was supposed to make me forget about all my problems in life, but I can't fucking escape this anger and pain

why not do something to change that you whiny faggot

Fuck off

awww poor baby can't get his dick wet :( it's okay mommy's here

Go fuck yourself, roastie cunt.

aw someone's cranky :(

Same.

How hard is it to go to if you want to talk about your boo hoos? Dumb phoneposter.

>pay 180-200$
>lose virginity
that was difficult

OP is a faggot. is a Roastie, though, which is even worse. Begone, thot!

do you play an instrument?
it's only thanks to that i managed to get laid

Prostitution is illegal in America and I would become a felon if I got caught soliciting it

>mock a loser
>get called a woman

damn it's tough to be a shitposter

man, I wish there was a nice escort service in my area. I'd pay like $500 for an hour just to get it over with

Try an escort agency

Phoneposters don't deserve love, happiness, or pleasure. You are scum.

Escorting IS prostitution, idiot.

Learn to play an instrument
Learn to sing
Learn to write music
Channel your feelings into music
Fuck sadgirls

There, problem solved.

it's the language.
> awww
is quite rare unless the poster is underage or a woman
> poor baby
is pretty much roastie speech
> it's okay mommy's here
also sounds like roastie speech

You can of course shitpost without being called a woman, but in that case you should shitpost in a way that doesn't make it sound like you were a roastie.

Go outside and don't come home until you stop thinking about this.

>Live in Richmond, Virginia
>look at escorts on backpage
>literally every single one is a fat nigger

What the fuck

out of ALL the fucking boards why did Sup Forums have to become the /r9k/ colony? outside of paramore and clairo and grimes and youtube algorithm-core what do you losers even listen to?

I seriously think I would take Sup Forums infestations over this shit

>this is someone's biggest problem in life

the language? I figured it was my girlish haircut and high pitched voice. huh.

Not him, but seeing you enjoy inflaming the negative passions in others, it's okay, daddy will be here when you turn 30.

check my dubls tho

That's not how it really works. /r9k/ fools you into thinking this is your biggest problem.

>And it was that day, that user left and never came back

if somebody is going to die a virgin and it isn't their choice, then you got some larger life problems than just getting laid lol

No one wants to check your whack, jive-ass fluke dubs

...

What a bluepilled thing to say

OBJECTIVELY speaking, life is quite literally meaningless outside of mating with the opposite sex. Spending time on anything else in life is a massive waste of time and incredibly inefficient

Stop buying into the whole "profound meaning of life" shit. You probably believe in god too - don't you?

so how exactly are you using Sup Forums to spread your seed

Frequenting /soc/ and /r9k/ omegle threads

your reading comprehension sucks lol
If you're so low on the dominance hierarchy that you can't have sex even once you've got some serious life style you need to address

I guess that's true, It's probably a symptom of something bigger. But the fact that THIS is on someone's mind as the most important thing is still weird.
So /r9k/ does this to you, huh?

fair enough friend

the second reply was meant for

...

That sounds like the most inefficient strategy ever.

A desperate Sup Forums girl is way more efficient than trying to wow some arrogant normie roastie elsewhere

Behind every desperate Sup Forums girl is an arrogant roastie.

But it's not. Sup Forums girls are an absolute pain in the arse that are more interested in being chased and feeling validated than actually having sex.

Normal girls are simple. If they like you then they want to have sex with you, the end. If they don't like you then don't worry, there's millions of opportunities to try again.

That's why you have to manipulate and mentally abuse them

>People are nothing more than a game to me.

>Spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games

>Get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with.

>Some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment

>personal advantage
What you're doing to yourself is hardly advantageous. Incredibly time consuming for what can be accomplished with confidence, honesty and like 2 hours a week to spare. Fedora-tier, even.

haha loser

damn there’s some really upset virgins itt

How do we deal with the incel epidemic?

genocide ideally

Fuck off roastie

Buy a firearm. Expect the worst.

make seconal more easily available to people with neckbeards etc.

i have bad social anxiety and as long as u have one or two friends, going to a club and drinking and taking ecstasy is such a fucking easy way to sleep with girls

I don't smoke
I don't drink
I don't fuck

At least I can fucking think

>If you have fun and enjoy your life you can't think
This is the motto of every loser that prides themselves on their overinflated sense of intelligence.

I'm not telling you what to do
All i'm saying, is i'm bringing up three things
That are like so important to the whole world
That i don't have to find much importance in

it's natural selection, we just sit back and relax
they are weak and therefore will not pass on their genes

/ourguy/

fuck you

you wish virgin

at least i can fucking stink*

>virgins complain about not having sex
>proceed to activate their superiority complexes and act like having a lot of sex is a bad thing
just pick one lmafoooo

>non-virgins see a guy on here that is abstaining from sex
>attack him relentlessly due to their insecurity of the fact they are used goods

Visit /r/theredpill and improve yourself. Problem solved.