How will we save Sup Forums next year?

How will we save Sup Forums next year?

Get rid of baneposting, reddit will go with it

>Create a Star Wars general
>report Sup Forums to the FBI so the pedo poster can be officially banned

So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Canadian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

>Create a Star Wars general
This. Disney shills are out of control. This subreddit is absolutely disgusting.

/film/
Sup Forums
/cel/

Who's moot?

Bring back snacks

Abolish all moderation!

go away

Remove Sup Forums and make a capeshit containment board

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Tell me why you think that removing Sup Forums won't just make the posters you don't like stay here full time. Do you think they'll leave? Because you seem displeased but you're sticking around. Reasonably, so would they.

You're severely underestimating Sup Forums's autism. You don't know the trouble you're asking for. The best solution is to use whatever post-filter you have available and ignore them entirely.

find and kill the cunny poster and relentlessly ban anyone that posts in /got/ threads
>le Sup Forums boogyman
ebin

bring back moot

he never said that

>save
>best board

I support this suggestion

Same thing we've always done?
Shitpost until Sup Forums is a pile of ashes. Maybe something better will grow out of it.

Literally who?

Sup Forums was always shit

The only thing good around here is baneposting

found the redditor

very simple

more cunny

I for example go to my fav show's subs to actually talk with muh senpai fanbase. I come to Sup Forums for the shitposting and the memes. I love AVGN.

Bring moot back, he was the only one capable of controlling this board.

this

¸New pasta 2017???

Ban all shills, starting with Disney. If there is a Marlel/nuSW thread and someone opens another, rangeban everything within 50 miles of that IP

Bam

Crying about Sup Forums should be an instaban.

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Let Sup Forums stay, ban Disney shills.

>add a sticky with a wiki of recommended films and shows
>formulate new rules in said sticky
>allow one /waifu/ general to be allowed at all times, any other waifuposting out of containment thread is to be banned on sight, it has always been part of board culture and fighting it only makes it worse, basically apply Hamsterdam politics instead of Prohibition
>apply the same logic to /starwars/ and /capeshit/
>tv shows like /got/ have less shitposting since users mostly stick to their generals, proof it can and should work if mods do their jobs
>encourage the kino/arthouse/classics community to also make its own recurring /kino/ general so people can discuss high-brow cinema more easily, could be one for pre70s cinema, one for arthouse, specific genres, etc.
>be less autistic about rules-enforcing of NSFW material since nudity can be a part of audiovisual content, if someone spoilers a pic/webm and explicitly says it's a NSFW scene, mods should allow it instead of banning
>put all these infos in the sticky

If Hiro/mods had common sense, they'd actually try going Hamsterdam for a trying period of a month and see if it improves or gets worse, literally all it would get would be a sticky like on Sup Forums or /fit/ and allowing single generals for waifus/gossip and capeshit. Even allow the usual SFW porn general where convos are always civil and board-centric, as long as it remains contained and civil, this would also reduce the porn spamming.

this

Both wrong, keep politics on Sup Forums.

Too many threads have been swarmed by 'KEK 8 YEARS HAHA' when it's not even slightly relevant, just piss off jesus

Ban Sup Forums

Thank you, I come to Sup Forums to talk about comfy movies. Not to argue about the angry cheeto.

What are you trying to convey here

Found the funny poster

that would be cool, but impossible

Ban Baneposting, oft repeated memes, shitposting
and non tv related threads.

Have janitors on Sup Forums who will enforce these rules and give them the power to carry out 3 day bans.

import more Reddit posters and delete Sup Forums

the quality of this board would improve ten fold