>wake up
>see this next to you
wat do?
Wake up
David Martinez
Brayden Robinson
*unzips dick*
Jace Jackson
have sex with her
Ian Cooper
report and sage all pedo spam
Gavin Butler
Kill myself so I never drunk rape children again.
Cameron Butler
>honey, go take a shower you smell like dirty feet
Gabriel Morales
No holes barred rape
Nolan Smith
cry
Nolan Kelly
wake up again, for real, since i'm having that recurrent dream.
chance of morning wood: 100%
Juan Taylor
Wake up
;_;
Jason Turner
H-hi how did you get in?
Noah Moore
don't you remember last night?
Brayden Anderson
>wake up
>enter kitchen
>see this
wat do?
Austin White
Surely the janitors of this board get paid to deal with all of this
Landon Ward
WTF I finally got what i wanted for christmas. Thanks, santa.
Ryan Howard
you now realize that janitor is actually still working right fucking now
Bentley Powell
thank god that she wasn't a sting operation with chris hanson.
Cameron Bell
what was their christmas bonus?
Bentley Gonzalez
n-no. cute hat tho
Jordan Ortiz
...
Eli Sullivan
hmm the bonus is usually measured using multiplication so any number will give the same result user
Nathan Sanders
for
Logan Morales
ALL the eggs.
James Russell
i'm going to fucking kill myself
Hunter Butler
kiss my wife
Joshua Ward
>not chloe
>into the trash
Zachary Edwards
>friend says he hates taking his kid to chuck e cheese because the place smells like kid feet
guess i know where i'm going this week