Wake up

>wake up
>see this next to you

wat do?

*unzips dick*

have sex with her

report and sage all pedo spam

Kill myself so I never drunk rape children again.

>honey, go take a shower you smell like dirty feet

No holes barred rape

cry

wake up again, for real, since i'm having that recurrent dream.

chance of morning wood: 100%

Wake up
;_;

H-hi how did you get in?

don't you remember last night?

>wake up
>enter kitchen
>see this

wat do?

Surely the janitors of this board get paid to deal with all of this

WTF I finally got what i wanted for christmas. Thanks, santa.

you now realize that janitor is actually still working right fucking now

thank god that she wasn't a sting operation with chris hanson.

what was their christmas bonus?

n-no. cute hat tho

...

hmm the bonus is usually measured using multiplication so any number will give the same result user

for

ALL the eggs.

i'm going to fucking kill myself

kiss my wife

>not chloe
>into the trash

>friend says he hates taking his kid to chuck e cheese because the place smells like kid feet

guess i know where i'm going this week