He's a janitor

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

lmao

ibtd

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so he's just like you

You're like that guy in high school who pissed in the sink and thought it was funny

To be fair, he had more justification than the OP. Compulsory education and all that.

no he's not!

>that projecting

wew lad does this pasta hit close to home, faggots?

>At the proper time, the secret priests would take the Cunnybot from his tomb to revive His subjects and resume his rule of earth. Then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Cunnybot would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.

do americans have to drink out of the bathroom sink? do you guys didn't have water fountains at yours schools?? unless this is some new thing

Is the janitor, dare I say, /our guy/?

we pissed all over the wall above the urinal

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the board
The Banethreads were stirring, as janitor snored.
The doubles were got, and the triples there too,
In such a great number to turn Redditors blue

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Baneposting danced in their heads.
And moot in his yarmulke, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap
When down in the basement the custodian arose
He sprang from his sleep wearing his shit covered clothes
Away to the computer, he waddled in a flash
Huffing and puffing and scratching his rash

The board was filled with festive spirit and cheer
But janitor could still only scoff and sneer
From all sides of the board fun began to bloom
as the miserly custodian just started to fume

With a sip of his dew, and a hand on his dick,
He knew in a moment the threads must go quick
More rapid than ever his fingers they came,
And he splattered, and slammed, and deleted with aim

"Now baneposters! now, cunnyspammer! now, fun and Christmas joy!
On, shitposts! On, banjis! this board isn’t a toy!
To the top of the thread! to the top of the board!
Now dash away fun! Dash away! Dash away all!"

But then, in a twinkling, I saw on the page
Posts of laughter and delight that would make janitor rage.
And as I scrolled with the mouse, the board filling with fun,
Up the threads came and I knew Christmas had won

pedoposter mad af lmao

Full of Bane and dubs, from their head to their foot,
And instead of going, they all just stayed put.
Too shocked he had been that he’d flung on his back,
And he couldn’t get up, not even to snack

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn down in a frown
And the beard of his chin was a dirt covered brown

The hotpocket he held so tight in his teeth,
And the grease it encircled his face like a wreath.

He had a broad face and a big round belly,
That wobbled when he cried, like a bowlful of jelly!

His cartoons saved and archived, with girls far too young,
Still helplessly panting and straining each lung,
He cried for some help, to get back to his board,
And delete all the threads, for no monetary reward

But no help came, and he was stuck in that cellar
Just lying there alone, the rotund basement dweller

Now I sprang to my thread, to post another verse
And finish this shitpost, jani's smell getting worse
So as I post this last line, and mock the janitor’s plight:
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Janitor absolutely BTFO!

there are people, mind you human peoples that won't recognize this pasta

I once flooded 1/4th of my school my turning all the sinks on full blast and clogging all the drains in the bathroom. Never got caught.

damn you pedos sure get hotheaded

what a thread

i got laid tonight while reading /waifuist/

the other forums are shadows on the wall

DONT BULLY THEM
THEY ARE JUST LIKE YOU AND ME