Where did you put the ice cubes

>Where did you put the ice cubes
>''In the freezer'
>Unbelievable

why would you put something already frozen in the freezer?

>And this fish, is it fresh?
>Yeah, got from the market this morning
>You mean it's been sitting on ice for hours? My God, you're going to kill someone!

>what diet do your employees have?
>"they just eat what they want?"
>un fucking believable

>>what diet do your employees have?
>>"they just eat what they want?"


I don't get this one

>what is this?
>"it's a birthday special"
>how long has this dish stayed on the menu?
>since last christmas I think
>jesus christ

>In the freezer
not
>In the freezer, chef
Unbelievable

>What the hell is this thing!
>''It's lettuce sir it goes on salads''
>Fucking Americans...

>your country, is it a democracy?
>yes it is chef
>so you elect your leaders based on who wins the most votes?
>no chef, we use an electoral college
>are you fucking kidding me?

>How fresh is this orange juice?
>I got it from the store.
>Fuck me.

*puts hands over mouth in order to maximize the volume of his shouting*
>IT'S FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!

>America
>A democracy
Dumb Americans don't even know what kind of government they are living in.

>you put this man in charge of the nuclear launch codes? You're going to kill someone!

So salty

You ruined the thread with your stupid attempt at a political joke. Try not to push your views into everything like a child. I'm sure you'll learn

>WHY IS THIS WATER SO WET CAN SOMEBODY ANSWER ME!

>and your penis, is it intact?
>"no chef, it's cut"
>damn, what a shame.

Doesn't Britain do the same thing with districts?

That president elect Trump sure has some RAW views, eh?

Fuck off lefty-Sup Forums

how can you ruin a shitpost thread?
It's all shit

Australia too but in Australia each electorate has roughly the same population so unless you have electorates where no one votes it's unlikely for someone to win the popular vote and lose the election

yeah, im sure you'd like that

>All these shitposters in my thread.
Shouldn't you fags be celebrating with your family.

Obama lost the popular vote to Hillary.

It's Trump's supporters' privilege to start shitposting. By doing it yourself you relinquish any moral high ground, so congratulations.

>liberals and jokes

based

>so butthurt he has to shoehorn in his shitty jokes where they don't belong

reddit is thataway

>America
>Democracy
???