>Be Ronaldo
>On the bench vs. Barcelona
>Come on as a sub
>100,000 people in the stadium
>All booing you
>Score a stunner
>Whole stadium goes silent
>Take your jersey off and flex for the haters
>Get red card 2 minutes later
>Shove the referee on your way off the field
>Turn a 1 game suspension into 5 game suspension
This guy is truly one of a kind, the undisputed GOAT.
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I like how most of them just line up for a pic of the perfect human specimen. typical customers
finally, a thread about this
this desu bamping
>cuck nou
is he, dare I say, a GOD now?
I believe he's the closest thing to a god we can hope to witness, yes.
it's a shame the state can't declare people godly like in Ancient Rome. he would be the obvious choice.
bloody monotheism ruined that forever.
Portuguesefags are literally the worst posters on Sup Forums.
Just witness how buttmad they'll get reading this post.
I've never seen anything like it.
A true legend.
That's because you started to watch Football one year ago, Arsenal costumer.
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I still can't believe he walks, talks and breathes among us.
a Roman-style statue wouldn't do him justice because he's more ripped than the muscular statues of gods and emperors they made.
>boring game
>ronaldo gets in
>fire
>deliver 3 memes
>sent off
truly the artist
why are we so lucky to have the GOAT in the GOAT sport? nothing can top this. it's not possible to be prouder than this. a joy only us Portuguese can feel.
truly the blessed master race
Feels good, man.
truly the chosen people.
>100,000 people in the stadium
>All booing you
>Score a stunner
>Whole stadium goes silent
are you this fucking clueless? Supercopa is not included in Barcelona's season ticket. That means that the "socis", ticket holders who regularly attend games weren't in Camp Nou yesterday. Most of the people in the stadium yesterday were tourists. That's why the stadium was full of Madrid supporters and no real Barcelona supporters, only tourists. Barcelona does this because they get between 7 and 8 million euros from ticket revenue.
Jesus Christ
The undisputed GOAT
when all the pain in the world is condensed in a a butt.
This slav gets it.
>we lost on purpose 2bh
will they ever recover?
Whole stadium full Madrid supporters? Then why didn't they all cheer when he scored? Are you autistic?
>Barca earns 8 millions from 100 000 customers for 1 game
>Warriors earn 15 millions from 20 000 customers for 1 game
Barca is retarded and could shear the sheeps much more efficiently
NBA is more exciting than Lel Liga tho
does his semen taste that good?
there will never be someone like him again
His clone army begs to differ.
my lord
0-1..............
hooray for deja vu
We have witnessed the Apotheosis of CHRISTiano Ronaldo
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I think we'll find that Dolores Aveiro was and still is a virgin.
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Kek at those customers taking pics and mirin' Ronnie Ron.
>His second given name, "Ronaldo", was chosen after then-U.S. president Ronald Reagan, whom his father admired.[7][8]
Based Ronaldo > subhuman sudaca Mestizo Messy
alpha AF
If he's so good, why wasn't he starting?
brilliant.
truly destined for greatness.
even GODS rest.
the judeo-christian god rested on the seventh day.
>mfw i just realised christiano was ALWAYS our guy
frail midget messi cannot compete with this god
What a GOD
Ronaldo is the Chad of footy.
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tsu
it's not semen, it's ambrosia.
the food of the goods.
*gods
>pushes the referee lightly with hand
>5 games suspension
wew might as well sucker punch the fucker
>seventh day.
>seventh
>seven
>7
>CR7
How could we have been so blind?
>implying GODnaldo didn't get suspended on purpose so he can employ his God-tier cheerleading from the bench
You nonbelievers learned NOTHING from the Euro finals, NOTHING.
everything is making sense now.
and guess what Dolores Aveiro's first name is? that's right, "Maria".
and what was is father's name?
that's right, "José".
Mary and Joseph.
OMFG
H-have mercy on my soul GODnaldo.
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A lot of people are booing him, then he scores and you can hear AND see a lot of people celebrating as well. The fact that you can see them is the best part, because in a normal game the away fans would be secluded like pic related, you wouldn't be able to see them close to the pitch like in those shots.
And hell, they were BOOING like the customers (and probably americans too) that they are. Actual fans usually whistle instead because it's more annoying.
true alpha
THIS
How can a lawn fairy get so ripped. Body builders don't even look that good.
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So why Portugal is not a monarchy yet? I mean everyone knows who is the portuguese king.
>32 years old
>take your top off like a dabbing dickhead 21 year old
beta male detected
not even your showboating blacks do it.
Beta nip assblasted LMAO!
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he irradiates whiteness
check that mean roid gut
yikes
>your face when you realize Ronaldo scored this goal by imitating the true GOAT
>that awkward feel when DYELs think this is roid gut
>that painful feel when DYELs think anyone with any sort of muscle development is using PEDs or roids and are too afraid to admit that some people work hard in the gym and get real results from that
what a sad life you live
In the moment where he shoved the ref:
I just knew he dun goof'd
btw can someone post messi/ ronaldo quotes
>messi and barca fall into obscurity
>ronaldo-neymar is the new rivalry
how likely is this
post your body then faggot
kek sorry, im obese
i just dont like people criticizing sexy ronron
/fit/ thinks anyone with a good body is a roider or 'nigger' genetics
sad sacks of shit, literally /r9k/ with a fitness veneer
Not me.
I have a six pack like Ronny but I'm not posing my bod here, sorry fag
>Tsunaldo causes assblast all the way to nipland
dam you on a payroll or something?
how long till Messi follows Naymar?
His back muscle is so weird. It looks like he has tumor wings growing out.
nu-cuck*
fatty weeb on suicide watch
>not leaving humanity behind
>tfw too smart to win
friendo, all boards have a veneer of whatever the board is + r9k