Brit/pol/ - Shitposting through the night edition

LATEST:
>New poll at 1am, results likely here: twitter.com/britainelects
>Mr Cox is being a cunt

>Charles Moore piece on recent events
telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2016/06/17/we-face-a-very-serious-decision-next-week--but-not-a-terribly-di/

>JP Morgan Analysts predicting 3% to 5% win for Leave
twitter.com/EuroGuido/status/743880850836721664

>BREXIT: THE MOVIE
youtube.com/watch?v=eYqzcqDtL3k

>LEXIT: THE LEFT WING CASE FOR BREXIT
youtube.com/watch?v=pq72f81kkM4

>THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=32yZPs5kWjQ

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vine.co/v/ilBVXpEY2Uw
twitter.com/EuroGuido/status/743880850836721664
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/06/17/exclusive-poll-eu-support-falls-after-jo-cox-murder/86031038/
archive.is/QD3cA#selection-366.1-380.2
youtube.com/watch?v=H2jAnuNt-QM
youtube.com/watch?v=9BMwcO6_hyA
youtube.com/watch?v=2m8qJbEY6lo
youtu.be/Z6rW2GpQLQE
webmshare.com/zMWB6
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/17/jo-cox-murder-thomas-mair-asked-for-mental-health-treatment-day/
news.sky.com/story/1713684/imf-brexit-may-not-mean-a-british-recession
qriously.com/blog/jo-cox-murder-influence-outcome-eu-referendum/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

FIRST FOR BREXIT.

>killing hasn't affected the polls
RIP whichever MP MI5 kill next.

First for Corbyn.

>You know what to do

>REMINDER FOR THE 24TH
Counts will get under way when polls close at 22:00 GMT Thursday, 23 June at 382 local centres around the UK. These local results will be declared as the counts are completed before being collated at 12 regional centres, which will also declare the totals for each side. There will be a rolling total so the time at which one side reaches the point of being mathematically unbeatable depends on how quickly the vote are counted and how close the results are running. It is a safe bet that from 4am onwards there should be pretty clear picture of which way the vote is going. A chief counting officer will announce the overall result at Manchester Town Hall. There will be no exit poll.
vine.co/v/ilBVXpEY2Uw
twitter.com/EuroGuido/status/743880850836721664
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/06/17/exclusive-poll-eu-support-falls-after-jo-cox-murder/86031038/
archive.is/QD3cA#selection-366.1-380.2

NEW POLL AT 01:00 LADS

>Campaign SHOULDN'T be resumed until Parliament recalled
>IMF FUND TOMORROW

Wew lads
Ready for shilling?

xth for Alice

Top 10 for I am marrying a Hindu girl.
Just to remind you.

brb guys taking a shit

>campaigning suspended til Sunday

>last weekend before the vote

>Leave are ahead

>Cameron wasn't able to do his Gibraltar rally

>Mark Carney wasn't able to give his Mansion House speech (his big economics shill speech)

>literally nothing to report apart from the MP's death

>links to Leave are tenuous at best

>only thing that'll happen from Sunday-Wednesday is getting the vote out and groundwork

>no new arguments can be made at this point

And you retards seriously thought this was a false flag

See

How are you guys going to manage losing nearly half of your international trade by cutting yourselves off from the Single Market? Seems like a pretty daft move to me.

My music right now:

youtube.com/watch?v=H2jAnuNt-QM (5.04 in the video)

I'm so fucking nervous right now I can't describe it. I really hope the new poll won't fuck us too much.

>There will be no exit poll.
I didn't realise that was an official thing.

What's stopping some paper doing their own?

We'll still have surrogates on TV shilling against the IMF report

Suspension of a campaign doesn't mean suspension of politics

I'm listening to some high quality Bon Jovi.

youtube.com/watch?v=9BMwcO6_hyA

we need more alice desu

Now, which of these two bimbos is actually British? I'm only passingly aware of Kiniro Mosaic, but I thought it was just Alice.

Also, is this actually worth watching or will it disappoint me like most things Sup Forums likes? I am currently binging hard on moeshit to heal my aching soul, I'll be finishing non non biyori soon so I need something new to watch!

I'm retarded - what do you mean? Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Don't drink lads.

>trade stops with IMF tariffs
"no"

hurry up because we'll be no a new thread at this rate.

youtube.com/watch?v=2m8qJbEY6lo

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>by-election will only be contested by labour and the BNP
>its in a city that was struck by the paki grooming gangs
Lads!

Is Geldof going to be on QT? I want another izzard episode.

no exit poll because there gonna try rig the vote and iff all the polls say brexit they would be called out on it

WTO*

Throwing up obstacles then. It can't be good for your competitiveness when everything you put out is 10% more expensive than your competitors.

Kiniro was fucking shit. It was horrible. It really was. Like K-On tier bad. Even worse. Nothing happened. Jokes were stale. Not even sure there were any jokes.

Alice is definitely British, Karen is half British but I don't have a clue if she was born here.

It's worth watching if you enjoy moeshit, but I've never been on Sup Forums so I don't know what qualifies as shit there.

Will you potty train her or dunk her straight in the bog and see what happens?

Twitter needs to die. When in history were third-rate foreign politicians ever listened to?

And it gives voice to retarded normal people.

HOURLY REMINDER THAT THESE NEW POLLS ARE NOT POST-MURDER OF JO.

WE STILL DON'T KNOW THE EFFECT ON POLLS

Turok used to be the game, thanks for the nostalgia.

I'm really enjoying Mark Pritchards new stuff, relaxing as fuck
youtu.be/Z6rW2GpQLQE

the pro-leave side don't look inspiring this time

>only watches shounen
kys fampai

defuk happened to him?

Hurts them more than us, we have a fuckhuge trade deficit.

The one poll done after it suggests a Remain collapse.

If this poll shows signs of a Remain slip, then it lends credibility to the other poll

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I'm fairly confident that the vulture behaviour of the media over it has backfired on it. I haven't seen anyone go for it apart from hard-remains playing the same game the papers are

what caste?

Source?

Genuinely want to know what made him so upset lel

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!

Story?

I do declare, fuck you Tommy Mair!

Blaenau Gwent. It's shit here.

What is best brand of darjeeling in your opinion?
I generally stick to twinings, especialls since I see shit online thwt has no teabag.

It is.
But when camping how else can you get milk

*them, rather

I do declare, fuck you Tommy Mair!

Brahmin.

IMF are starting to backtrack, for now..

T-H-I-S
H-I-S-H
I-S-H-I
S-H-I-T

Not heard any more on this story

lads, what 'appened?

webmshare.com/zMWB6

I DO DECLARE, FUCK YOU TOMMY MAIR

I do declare, fuck you Tommy Mair

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THEY KNOW IT'S COMING

THEY WANT TO STOP MARKET PANIC

I think this is them accepting defeat.

HAHAHAHHA

OH MY FUCK

I was talking to a Remain campaigner today, she was assuring me this IMF barrage would be devastated.

Jesus christ

But you're only 10% of the EU's population and 16% of its GDP. How can you possibly think you could have a bigger impact on them than they could on you? What do you make that the EU can't do without?

>Twinings

Burger on a proxy here guys.

what the fuck was that on LBC just now

I do declare, fuck you Tommy Mair!

Oh shit, this is a HUGE development.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/17/jo-cox-murder-thomas-mair-asked-for-mental-health-treatment-day/

wew lad

>shitting on based tommy mair
This place really has become full milo fancying alt right faggot memers. The labour traitor deserved to die.

Dubbloons for Sadiq Khan

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is this the drunken phone call?

Fuck yes.

>BRITAIN FIRST, REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nope. I dont see much else in the tea section that isnt herbal or regular stuff.

Hey neighbour, Monmouthshire here

>shit the goys aren't listening better save face now

I do declare, fuck you Tommy Mair!

She was born in Britain, since she doesn't know a word of Chink Island Runes, and when she does learn them she speak them in a broken fashion.

>Original pirate material

Skinner got a lot of hate but I like his style

NEW POLL

Remain - 49%
Leave - 43%
Undecided -8%

Holy shit lads...

Why would anyone who wanted to leave the EU shoot a remain mp 1 week before the referendum?

I can't get my head around it and I don't believe in

>muh inside job

>tfw want good regular tea but can't touch that yorkshire shite

If this runs tomorrow, remain BTFO

I do declair, fuck you Tommy Mair.

They shouldn't be bothered we're leaving then

Fuck off yank

(you)

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>no source
>laid inproperly

weak bait 2/10

Good goys. The ONLY nationalism I want in the European sector of north west europe is civic nationalism.

30 minutes until the poll hits. Place your bets.

That's it, all aboard the #RemainTrain.

Stop the press, just whats going on here..

I do declare, fuck you Tommy Mair!

Source or GTFO

MBGA, you tea drinking sonsabitches.

he's a nutter, there's not much more to understand.

Cheers lad, I knew she couldn't speak nip to save her life with shit like DESS and OHAYO GOJAIMAS

I should have linked to the story, pretty sure most people are familiar with Sky by now though

news.sky.com/story/1713684/imf-brexit-may-not-mean-a-british-recession

>30 minutes until the poll hits.
Source?

>Obama makes prank call to Jo Cox's husband

Yeah, I don't think so.

It's over, this murder will put the nail in the coffin of Brexit.

Pic related

Some witnesses said that he shouted "fucking labour leave" before letting out an ear piercing screech that shattered all nearby glass

qriously.com/blog/jo-cox-murder-influence-outcome-eu-referendum/

I think this is rather optimistic, but interesting to think that her death is contributing towards leave.

Leaders of other member states and top EU officials have said as much, I'm just wondering why you guys are so determined to absolutely fuck yourselves over.

I mean it sounds like you've barely even thought about what's actually going to happen. All fantasy and hand-waving arguments.