Actual titles from Argentina:

Actual titles from Argentina:
>Superbad = Supercool
>Ocean's Eleven = The Great Scam
>Ocean's Twelve = The New Great Scam
>Ocean's Thirteen = And Now They're Thirteen
>Lake Placid = The Crocodile
>Mrs. Doubtfire = Dad Forever
>Unbreakable = The Protected One
>The Happening = The End Of The Times
>Airplane! = And Where's The Pilot?
>A Bug's Life = Bugs: A Miniature Adventure
>All About Eve = The Meanie
>Anger Management = Mad With Rage
>Boogie Nights = Pleasure Games
>Crossroads = Friends Forever
>Desperado = The Ballad Of The Gunmen
>Home Alone = My Poor Little Angel
>Meet The Parents = My Girlfriend's Family
>Deep Blue Sea = Alert In The Depths
>The Green Mile = Unexpected Miracles
>White Noise = Messages From Beyond
>The Ghost And The Darkness = Claws
>Jaws = Shark
>Total Recall = The Avenger From The Future
>Shaun Of The Dead = Zombies Party (A Night...Of Death)
>Knocked Up = Slightly Pregnant
>The Cable Guy = Doctor Cable
>Seven = Capital Sins
>Shallow Hal = Blind Love
>Tropic Thunder = One Cinematic War

That's latin america in general, though.

Really makes you think.

>My Girlfriend's Family

lel

Best one is from Brazil
>Parenthood = The Shot That Didn't Misfire

In norway the shining was translated to "Hotel of Evil"

Brazil
>Ocean's Eleven = Eleven men and a secret
>Ocean's Tweleve = Twelve men and another secret
>Ocean's Thirteen = Thirteen men and a new secret
>Expendables = The Mercenaries

Japanese names for the Fast and the Furious movies:
>Wild Speed
>Wild Speed X2
>Wild Speed X3: Tokyo Drift
>Wild Speed MAX
>Wild Speed MEGA MAX
>Wild Speed Euro Mission
>Wild Speed Sky Mission

those are for almost all latinm america dumbass shitposter, dub studios are from mexico and venezuela sometimes colombia

>Mrs. Doubtfire = Dad Forever
>Unbreakable = The Protected One
>The Green Mile = Unexpected Miracles

Fantastic titles desu.

Turkey
>The Expendables - Angels of Hell
>The Assasination of Jesse James - Le Ambassadeur

A Todo Gas

>Turkey
>Le Ambassadeur
I thought it was just a meme!

>the new great scam

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Russia
>Intouchables = 1+1
>Captain America: Civil War = The First Avenger - stand off
>The Amazing Spider-Man = New Spider Man

>Shallow Hal = Blind Love

This is good

>argies

>Airplane! = And Where's The Pilot?

wow kino

Sweden changed the name from Beverly Hills Cop to The Cop in Hollywood.

Wtf when did this shop come out

>Wild Speed Sky Mission
They were in the sky for like the first 5 minutes of that movie. What the fugg

y con agallas

>Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl = Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the White Pearl
>The Dark Knight Rises = The White Knight Rises
>Dark City = White City
>Black Swan = White Swan
>Men in Black = Men in White

The best shit name award goes to spain...
>Die Hard = Crystal Jungle

>Airplane! = Land however you can
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Sweden:

>Reservoir Dogs - The Reckless Ones
>The Shawshank Redemption - The Key To Liberty
>Halloween - The Bloody Night Of All Hallows
>The Lord Of The Rings - The Story Of The Ring
>One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest - The Cuckoos Nest
>Goodfellas - Mafia Brothers
>The Intouchables - An Unexpected Friendship
>Amelie - Amelie From Montmartre

>Intouchables = 1+1

what?

>Goodfellas - One of us
>The Shawshank Redemption - Life imprisonment
quino

Sweden:

>Pulp Fiction = My Wife's Son
>Kingdom of Heaven = Atrocities Against the Peaceful Religion of Peace
>A New Hope = Cuck Me Softly
>Apocalypse Now = Please Rape Me, Islam

>>Amelie - Amelie From Montmartre
shit movie

Hungary

Breaking Bad = Total Suck

A Million Ways to Die in the West = How to get Yourself AnnihilaTED (cant exactly translate it but the point is that the TED was in capital letters)

Monty Python and The Holy Grail = On Foot Gallop

Kick/Ass = B/Ro

Ender's Game = Endgame

And there are others that I can't even translate properly

>Shaun Of The Dead = Zombies Party (A Night...Of Death)
I remember one of the titles for this was "Dead by laughter" at some point too

>A Million Ways to Die in the West = How to get Yourself AnnihilaTED (cant exactly translate it but the point is that the TED was in capital letters)

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Your country:

>The Godfather - My country sucks

Finland:
>The Amityville Horror = For God's sake, get out! (Luojan tähden, paetkaa!)
>Mrs. Doubtfire = Dad as a maid (Isä sisäkkönä)
>The Birdcage = In borrowed feathers (Lainahöyhenissä)
>The Shawshank Redemption = Rita Hayworth - Key to escape (Rita Hayworth - Avain pakoon)
>The Running Man = Run or die (Juokse tai kuole)
>Blast from the Past = Blast from the Past – Vihdoinkin pihalla ("out at last", but it also means to be utterly bewildered, confused etc)
>National Lampoon’s Vacation = Faijalla hommat hanskassa (Dad has it in hand/under control)
>Independence day = Independence day – War of the Worlds (Independence day – Maailmojen sota)
>Fast Times at Ridgemont High = Hot hams (Kuumat kinkut) (as in thighs)
>The Bourne Identity = Medusa's net (Medusan verkko)
>The Bourne Supremacy = Medusa's attack (Medusan isku)
>Catch-22 = We the war heroes (Me sotasankarit)
>Every Which Way but Loose = Man from San Fernando (Mies San Fernandosta) (it's that Clinnt Eastwood & orangutan movie)

Here's some highlights from Hueland.

>Airplane = Buckle Up! The Pilot's Missing!
>The Naked Gun = Outta the way, here come the cops!
>Spaceballs = SOS There's a Madman Loose in Space!
>Mulhollan Dr. = City of Dreams I kinda like this one
>Taxi Driver = Taxi Driver: Taxi Driver
>Hangover = If You Drink, Don't get Married!
>Hot Tub Time Machine = The Hangover
>Lost in Translation = Encounters and "Unencounters"
>Memento = Amnesia
>Fear.com = Fear.com.br
>Annie Hall = Neurotic Groom, Nervous Bride
>The Watch = Close Neighbours of the Third Kind

Quebecfag here. Our province has a law that aims in protecting our language. That means every movie titles gets shitty translation.

> Evil Dead = The Opera of Terror
> Resident Evil = Resident Evil* : The Evil Creatures
(*sometimes, they will by pass the law by not translating the main title but by adding a stupid subtitles)
> Die Hard = Crystal Trap
> Die Hard 2 = 58 minutes to live
> Oldboy = Fifteen years stolen
> Aliens = Aliens : The Comeback

Alternatively :
> Don't Breathe = Don't Breathe (in Quebec)
> Don't Breathe = Don't Breathe : The House of Darkness (in France)

Spain
>Die Hard = The Glass Jungle
>Total Recall = Total challenge
>Airplane! = Land as you can
>The Expendables = The Mercenaries
>Fast and Furious = Full Throtle
>Star Wars = Galaxies Wars

I think we Hungarians rule in terms of shitty movie title translations.
>Alien = The eight passanger - the death
(Okay, this is explainalble, at least a book was called something like this if I'm not mistaken)
>The Untouchables = The one who defeated Al Capone
>Sprung = Don't be stupid - while the chicks are eyeing your purse
>Scary Movie = Hooked on horror - or I knew who you ate last year on a skewer
>Vive la France = French Candies - or French Borat Blow up Eiffel-tower
(The grammar mistake is intentional, it's like this in Hungarian)
>A.I. Assault = Attack Against the Island of the Battle Robots
>The Big Bang Theory = Cool Brains
>Doctor who = Who are you, Doc? (Older title: Doktor Who and the Daleks)
>The Believer = The Faithless (one of my personal favourites)
>Event Horizon = Death Ship
>Clerks = Stop Shop
>The Grey = White Hell
>Shame = Shameless
>Paper Man = Ryan Reynolds, the Imaginary Superhero
>Weed = Nany Sits in the Grass
>Gilmore Girls = Hotel of Hearts

Don't forget
>John Wick = Another Day to Kill
I'll never understand why they felt the need to "translate" it.

>Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb = Red Phone? We are flying to Moscow
>Police Academy = Crazy Police Academy
>Braindead = Your mom ate my dog

amnesia is bretty good too

Germany usually keeps the english title but adds a terrible german tagline/subtitle.

>Fear.com=fear.com.br
>.com.br

Why

Hajajahajajajahahshshshshsjajahahaha

>Breaking Bad = Total Suck
Accurate

>Taxi Driver: Taxi Driver

>Deep Blue Sea = Alert In The Depths
This doesn't make sense thought. The sharks were intelligent, not "alert".

Yeah right, but it's still stupid, like when they called "Alien 3" "Alien 3 Resurrection" but later "Alien 4 Resurrection" came out and they couldn't call it like that any longer

Many foreign countries are terrible in the fact they dub or voiceover literally everything not in their language, and the audience prefers to watch it. It's like they're eternal plebs.

the dubs on hueland are pretty good, but it's always the same faggots dubbing

Slightly Pregnant is a way funnier title for Knocked Up

>Heaven Can Wait - The Devil Said "No".
>Calamity Jane - Spicy Like Pepper.
>Rebel Without A Cause - Problematic Youth.
>King Creole - Blood Balad.
>The Wild Bunch - My Hate Is Your Will.
>The Big Country - From Earth Men Are Born.
>The Fly - The Fly With a White Head.
>I Love You, Alice B. Toklas! - The Crazy Guy Who Went Crazy.
>Journey to Shiloh - Six Won't Return.
>Annie Hall - Neurotic Groom, Angry Bryde.
>Smokey and the Bandit - Catch Me If You Can.
>Smokey and the Bandit 2 - I'll Catch You This Time.
>Smokey and the Bandit 3 - This Time, You Won't Escape.
>Out of Africa - Between Two Loves.
>84 Charing Cross Road - Never Seen You, Always Loved You.
>Bloodsport - The Last White Dragon.
>Tremors - The Attack of the Cursed Worms.
>Brother Future - Past Witness.
>Teen Wolf - The Boy From The Future.
>Parenthood - The Shot That Didn't Misfire.
>The Nutt House - Born Stupid, Learned Nothing and Forgot Half of It.

Brazil:

>Cars = The Little Cars
>Ratatouille = Ratatoing
>Bee Movie = Little Bee
>Kung Fu Panda = The Little Panda Fighter
>WALL-E = Tiny Robots
>Transformers = Gladiformers
>Up = What's Up? Balloon to the Rescue
>Digimon = Dogmons

This is the only Norwegian title I never really had a problem with.

>The Wild Bunch - My Hate Is Your Will.
Not gonna lie, this is bad ass

>Jaws = Shark

>The Shawshank Redemption - The Key To Liberty
In Finland we took this further
>The Shawshank Redemption: Rita Hayworth - The Key To Liberty
Nice spoilers, eh?

Lol, what a bunch of backwards retards.

>The Devil Said "No".

Damn, savage.

Portugal.

>Inglourious Basterds - Lawless Assholes.
>The Fast and the Furious - The Furious Speed.
>Toy Story - The Rivals.
>Die Hard - Skyscrappe Heist.
>The Ring - The Warning.
>Planet of the Apes - The Man who Came From the Future.
>Vertigo - The Woman Who Lived Twice.
>Evil Dead - Dead Comes by Morning.
>Beverly Hills Cop - The Cop Hunter.
>The X-Files - Secret Folders.
>Unbreakable - The Protected One.
>Dumb and Dumber - Two Idiots at Large.
>Balls of Fury - Don't You Touch Me in the Balls.
>The Goodfellas - All Good Boys.
>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - The Awakening of the Mind.
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off - The King of Slackers.
>Knocked-Up - Lots of Bad Luck.
>The Godfather - The Powerful Boss.
>Piranhas II - Piranha: The Vampire Fish.
>Body Snatchers - The Invasion Of The Violators.
>Reservoir Dogs - Rascal Dogs.
>Inception - The Origin.
>The Expendables - The Mercenaries.
>Despicable Me - Gru, The Whiny.
>The Girl Who Played With Fire - The Lass Who Dreamed of a Gallon of Gasoline and Matches.
>Strangers on a Train - The Stranger from North Express.
>White Men Can't Jump - Whitey Can't Nail It.

And the naked gun is "and where's the cop?"

>Actual titles from Argentina:
>They're in English

You've tricked me one too many times OP

More Brazil.

>The Nightmare Before Christmas - The Strange World of Jack.
>Smokey and the Bandit 2 - I'll Catch You This Time.
>No Country For Old Men - Where the Weak Have No Place
>Rebel Without A Cause - Problem Youth.
>The Blind Side - A Possible Dream.
>21 - Breaking the Bank.
>Lucky Number Slevin - Checkmate.
>The Lovely Bones - A View From Paradise.
>Leatherheads - Love Has No Rules.
>Mad Money - Crazy For Love, Addicted to Money.
>Zack and Miri Make a Porno - If It Pays, It's OK.
>Scream - Panic.
>Scary Movie - Everyone In Panic.
>Date Movie - A Not So Romantic Comedy.
>Epic Movie - Hollywood Gone Crazy.
>Meet the Spartans - Spartasses.
>Dance Flick - She Dances With My Penis.
>I Love You, Phillip Morris - The Con of the Year.
>Forrest Gump - Forrest Gump: The Storyteller.
>Pulp Fiction - Pulp Fiction: Times of Violence.
>Apollo 13 - Apollo 13: From Disaster to Triumph.
>Se7en - Se7en: The Seven Capital Crimes.
>Michael Collins - Michael Collins: The Price of Freedom.
>Erin Brokovich - Erin Brokovich: A Talented Woman.
>Moulin Rouge - Moulin Rouge: Love in Red.
>Underworld - Angels of the Night.
>Sunshine - Sunshine: Solar Alert.
>How to Lose Friends and Alienate People - A Crazy Guy In Love.
>Funny People - What Are You Laughing At?
>Fargo - Fargo: A Comedy of Errors.
>Saw - Deadly Games.
>Pretty in Pink - The Girl in Bright Pink
>Sixteen Candles - Babes and Studs.
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Enjoying Life to the Fullest.
>Some Kind of Wonderful - A Special Someone
>The Breakfast Club - A Club of Five
>St. Elmo's Fire - The First Year of the Rest of Our Lives.
>Nightmare on Elm Street - The Nightmare Hour
>Fright Night - The Fright Hour
>Re-Animator - The Living Dead Hour
>Salem's Lot - The Vampire Hour
>Silver Bullet - The Werewolf Hour
>The Midnight Hour - The Horror Hour

Really makes you think.

lmfao

Few decades back when english wasn't that prevalent everywhere, movies could get translated like this "Movie title: translated movie title"
such as "Taxi Driver - Motorista de Táxi"

>>Toy Story - The Rivals.
What?

>Epic Movie - Hollywood Gone Crazy.
>Meet the Spartans - Spartasses.
>Dance Flick - She Dances With My Penis.

:^)

>Groundhog Day - Time Spell.
>The Deer Hunter - The Sniper.
>Million Dollar Baby - Golden Girl.
>Flags of Our Fathers - The Conquest of Honor.
>Midnight Cowboy - Lost in the Night.
>A Man For All Seasons - The Man Who Didn't Sell His Soul.
>West Side Story - Love, Sublime Love.
>Breakfeast at Tiffany's - Delux Doll.
>Pay It Forward - The Chain of Good.
>Blindness - Essay About Blindness.
>Funny Games - Gratuitious Violence.
>Dead Alive - Animal Hunger.
>Hard Candy - BadGirl.com.
>The Notebook - Diary of a Passion.
>A Walk to Remember - A Love to Remember.
>Don't Say a Word - Hostage of the Silence.
>The Game - Lives At Stake.
>The Descent - The Abyss of Fear.
>Prom Night - Death Invities You to Dance.
>Valentine - The Day of Terror.
>The Unborn - Lost Soul.
>Jarhead - Anonymous Soldier.
>The Time Traveler's Wife - I'll Love You Forever.
>The Guardians - Angels of Life: Braver Than the Sea.
>Brothers - Between Brothers.
>Brokeback Mountain - The Secret of Brokeback Mountain.
>Silence of the Lambs - The Silence of the Innocent.
>Slumdog Millionaire - Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?
>Closer - Closer: Too Close

It's just that people are lazy and don't want to read subtitles. It happens the same in America.

>Blade = The White Vampire Hunter

>Lake Placid = The Crocodile
>The Ghost And The Darkness = Claws
>Jaws = Shark

Boy do they like spoiling horror movies.

>>Closer - Closer: Too Close

>Airplane! = And Where's The Pilot?
>A Bug's Life = Bugs: A Miniature Adventure
>Anger Management = Mad With Rage
>Boogie Nights = Pleasure Games
>Desperado = The Ballad Of The Gunmen
>Home Alone = My Poor Little Angel
>Deep Blue Sea = Alert In The Depths
>The Green Mile = Unexpected Miracles
>Knocked Up = Slightly Pregnant
>Seven = Capital Sins
>Shallow Hal = Blind Love
>Tropic Thunder = One Cinematic War

These are actually as good as the original titles, if not better.