DAMN kevin smith's wife look like that?

DAMN kevin smith's wife look like that?

EMEHGERD I MERRIED A FWAT SLOB!

She was a former playmate and ended up marrying a big fat nerd who wears jean shorts everywhere

i dont care what people say kevin smith seems like he'd be a fun guy to be friends with.

this is his kid

>She was a former playmate
no, she wasn't. before she married him she was a writer for Entertainment Weekly

I want so desperately to cum in her mouth

Spoiler, he's a miserable cunt.

>kevin "I named my daughter after a fictional character than i've definitely jerked off to" Smith

and she's an ugly cunt what's your point.

His stories are great, he is a good orator, if not a good director. Probably hilarious to hangout with.

why the long face?

his wife's kid

Do you not remember her?

She was one of the female gang in the Jay & Silent Bob movie.

Her on the right.

Why does he dress like this

She is so fucking ugly. Below kevin smith to be quite honest senpai

because of shame and fat

why does he raise his eyebrows in every fucking picture?

He has girth issues.

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Why the short penis?

loved her in that aphex track video

where would you even buy those big ass shorts?

this.

I love his "stand up" where he's just up there telling stories. He seems like a really cool dood.

thats normal american fashion desu