Nice Suit!

>Nice Suit!

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>Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs

>I have two myself

hans
bubby

>t-thanks

>This is radio not television

McClane?

was dying hard part of you plan?

And the quarterback issssssss toast!

What am I a method actor?

Make fists with your toes.

>sitting on a beach earning 20%

>no shit lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a fucking pizza?

Mr. Takagi didn't see things that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

What did the censors mean by this ?

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Hans Gruber and his crew was cool af

>The F B I

WELCOME TO THE PARTY PAL

Why were the FBI such assholes in this? I mean, it's 90's America and so everybody was kind of an asshole to each other, but those guys took it to a new level.

what did they even do besides cutting power?

>now I know what a TV dinner feels like

>90's America and so everybody was kind of an asshole to each other,
what the fuck does that even mean you pretencious douchebag

It's a well known fact that FBI and local cops hate each other

They were going to double cross the terrorists by shooting them up on the roof, but then that explosion happened.

>Just like in saigon!

> 80's America.

Fixed it for you.

I was in jr. high, dipshit

FBI had, and still has, a reputation for being douchebags, especially when interacting with local police.

>I was in junior high, dickhead!

I was in Jr. High asshole...

what did he mean by this?

Boobie. He says boobie. Bubby is fucking dumb.

He doesn't say boobie though. Boobie has a long-U. He said it with a short U, like in "put".

Bubbie

actually the plan is fucking crazy as fuck isn't it?
>sniping them terrorists from a moving helicopter with tons of hostages on the roof
>said terrorists are highly motivated, trained and have military rocketlaunchers

FBI is fucking insane

and pic related
the black guy be like
>"the fuck is going on with this cumskin"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!

Excuse me SIR

It's boobie! No one says bubby.

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>Just like fuckin' Saigon, eh slick?
Anyone ever read the book it's based on, Nothing Lasts Forever? It's really good

what?

It's a bunch of pieces of paper stapled together with words written on them. They read the words and said them in the movie, but you can read them too if you want.

He says /bʊbi/, not /bubi/. Therefore, boobie would be the incorrect spelling.

can't you answer normally?

I don't know how to spell it but I know how to sound it. Haven't you ever talked to people in the nineties?

lrn2internationalphoneticalphabet to find out the answer to that question.

So the movie is based off of a book called Nothing Lasts Forever. I wanted to see if there were any other fans of the book on this Botswanan croquet mailing list because I have nothing better to do now or most other times

whats a book?

God damn that is some dank ass memery lad. Fucking wew

He's saying a short version of bubbeleh because he's a jew
so its Bubbie

Buble? Oh like the singer
Fuck you nigger

I went to see Warcraft at the Scotiabank theater in downtown Vancouver. The 7:00 show was in 3D with "UltraAVX" which cost an extra $5.00 to make the ticket $17.00 total. At 7:00pm they started by showing 11 consecutive commercials taking 7 minutes, mostly car ads. Then they showed 4 movie trailers which took 8 minutes. Then they played an ad encouraging me to download their app so I get "loyalty points". The movie started at 7:17.
I have an idea, instead of trying to gamify my loyalty with crappy mobile apps and worthless points, focus on giving me a good experience. Car ads? Seriously?

Haha mirin those digits
Your "dubs" are giving me a "chub", big guy!

Haha sorry my dude, did I scare you off? Just trying to express that my stiff, impatient cock (dripping precum from the tip) can't wait to find itself snug inside your pink, inviting rectum. I would bury myself to the hilt and thrust like our lives depended on it. And I'd empty myself inside you, I'd be willing to risk it without a condom!

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Who else watched this today?

Haha don't worry my man! I'll be gentle. Slow and soft as I enter your chocolate love tunnel. Nice and easy. Get myself all the way in, slowly pull myself all the way out. Once you're properly lubed and stretched out, that's when we get the friction on. That's when the fucking starts. That's when I pound that rump of yours and make your full, plump booty cheeks quiver and bounce with each push

Watched it yesterday, watching Die Hard 2 right now.
Extremely comfy.

Hey! Sprechen sie talk?!

l-lewd...
was making me hard part of your plan?

watched Die Hard for the first time ever last night. no wonder this movie was so fucking huge when it was out. Gruber was a fucking incredible villain.

>You should've heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck!

Great taunt or greatest taunt?

>kids this young post on Sup Forums

i'm 29 actually

>manchildren this old post on Sup Forums

But that's not important right now.

Agreed Gruber is quite the uber villain.

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Stop talking about yourself, user.

>Have a SWAT team at the airport
>None of them have any sort of body armor
At least they managed to kill one of the terrorists before they all got slaughtered.

Reminds me of the part in that scene where John is laying on the ground, being an easy target, but not a single one of the bad guys can hit him. Not exactly a realistic film, but I still enjoy it.

Gruber is glorious. I almost wanted him to win.

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Ellis was on cocaine.

because it snows in california?

>And when Sup Forums saw the breadth of their memes, they despaired, for there were no more boards to conquer.

Benefits of a Sup Forums education.

who would win in a fight between hans landa and hans gruber

Hans Gruber is a huge pussy in a 1 vs 1 fight

but he is really smart and is the brain of his Heist organisation.

It was class. McClain was a blue collar hero with his best black blue collar cop buddie fighting terrorists in suits in a building full of wealthy pricks. Makes sense the FBI would be suit wearing obnoxious dicks in comparison to the grounded McClain. Those films, the first 3, were full of class politics.

I too, read forbes.

What did he mean by this?

God I hate this line everytime I hear it.

>MUH DETONATORS

I wonder what it's like to watch your whole plan come falling apart while falling off a skyscraper looking up

keke

I've got kids older than this.

Isn't it past your bedtime, grandpa?

DUUNNNNNN
DUUUUUNNNN

Burn it? It's fucking glass you retards.

>Shoot the glass

Die Hard 2 gets very uncomfy when the entire plane of people get killed. The first one has like 5 innocent deaths right? Takagi, The FBI agents and their helicopter pilot, and the "Hans, bubby!" guy. But a whole plane of old women and children getting blown up just brings the whole kino down around it

>Nice shitpost, baneposting. I've made two myself. I've heard Arafat is a Sup Forums lurker

Well he wasn't brought along for his charming personality

>well, we're gonna need some more FBI guys I guess

now I have a machine gun

>ho
>ho
>ho

>punches that reporter

heh

NO MORE TABLE

WHERE YOU GOING PAL?

I have only seen the first Die Hard.

That's a good thing.

Die Hard 2 is the exact same film, except it's snowing and it takes place in an airport.

Die Hard 3 is trash with nothing but progressive politcal statements

The rest are dogshit milking the Die Hard name

Die Hard 3 should have concluded the franchise.

Live Free or Die was the only one that was as good as it could have been.

Died

Nah I liked 4