Are you a real movie buff?

Are you a real movie buff?

Well, I've seen 2001 but uh technically... Nah

Well... Technically... Nah.

Have you ever marathoned a whole movie?

Yes, I've watched a movie of that obscure director David Lynch. Have you heard of him?

I mean, have you ever enjoyed the films of Wes Anderson?

Nah.

Have you ever watched a masterpiece? Like a real kino?

Nah nah...

Well, uh. Nah.

I don't mean to brag but i've seen every christopher nolan film AT LEAST once

Uh...nah

Alright, it looks like I'm going to have to teach you how to be...

Movie buffs!

Yeah, I love Quentin Tarantino's and Christopher Nolan's films

I don't know, my idea of a good Christmas movie is Pandora's Box (1929) so you tell me.

i don't mean to brag but i've seen most of the IMDB top list

HEY!
We are /kino/ now!
We are /kino/ now!

Now listen closely!
Here's a little lesson in kinory
This is will save you from fucking plebery
If you want to know a film from a flick
You have to know your Melies from Malick

Just watch Snyder
Kino in a nutshell
Be careful not to watch Marvel

NO DON'T WATCH THAT!

We are /kino/ now!
Hey!
We are /kino/ now!
We are /kino/ now!

Ha ha ha!
Now look at this Bane!
That I just found!
When I say pain
We crash this plane
FOR YOU!

Big guy for you, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else.

Now watch /ourguy/
Tarantino
Drink his cup and make some kino
Ha ha ha!

WHAT IS HE DOING?!?

We are /kino/ now
Hey!
We are /kino/ now
We are /kino/ now
Hey!
We are /kino/ now
Hey!
Hey!

...

...

I bet you do

...

I don't know what this is supposed to be a parody of

>big guy for you, not me

We are number one, youtube it

Are you, uh, a real movie buff?
Well, uh, technically, nah...
Have you ever watched a kino, uh, like a real capekino?
Nah.
Have you ever tried crabs legs?
Nah...Nah...
Alright. I can see that I will have to teach you, how to be Sup Forums!

Now watch closely!
Here's a little lesson in cinematography
This is going down in my Sup Forums
If you wanna be a kinoisseur, movie buff
You have to marathon The Dark Knight

Just follow Big Guy, and crash this plane
Be careful not to leave survivors

NO DON'T UNMASK THAT

Haha
Now look at this flick, that I just found
When I say watch
Be ready to shitpost
SHITPOST
REPLY TO OP, NOT ME
Ugh, let's start a new thread.

Now watch and learn, here's the reel
He'll spin and fly in this Star Wars scene
Ha ha ha...GASP! Sheev what are you doing?!

We are movie buffs
We are movie buffs
Hey!
Hey!

>"We are number one" but with Sup Forums memes instead of the original lyrics

gold

WHATS GOING ON HERE???

>Now watch and learn, here's the reel
>He'll spin and fly in this Star Wars scene
>Ha ha ha...GASP! Sheev what are you doing?!

Cheers for this, user