How is Mike spending Christmas?

How is Mike spending Christmas?

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Playing russian roulette

Alone and miserable

penetrating this 7/10 goddess with a good sense of humor

Taking care of Jessi's sons while she goes out looking for young black dick.

Isn't he Jewish ?

Closer to 6, but probably true.

literally who?

Drinking gin with max Landis

Getting fucking wasted on white wine while listening to his family being inane plus browsing Sup Forums. Oh wait that's me. FYI these RLM thread regulars are terrific. Merry Christmas.

Does anyone know where I can find the RLM porn parody?

>Stoklasa
Sounds Italian

Are they even still together? She hasn't been seen on the show in a while.

just once I want to bust a nut on her thighs

Polish.

>7/10
>goddess
pick one

>Stoklasa
>Stok-lasa
>Lasa
>Laza
>Latza

Latza pasta, mama mia

man how can people let themselves get fat its just an easy way to make anyone ugly i just dont get it STOP eating just STOP

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someone said they are still a couple on their facebook profiles

she probably quit because the RLM audience is a bunch of neckbeards and a good percentage got obsessed with her cleavage

Mike is holding his family hostage in a Ski lodge rented with Patreon money.

Polish I think

Depressed people oftentimes only feel good when they're eating food.

>Stoklasa
>Sounds Italian
Clueless burger detected

It sounds polish, or at least eastern european

>with Patreon money
Those FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS. Class action suite when?

Memelovers 2 by brazzers

>Clueless burger
C'mon friend is the holidays

explains the alcoholism and depression

Is that Jay he's holding?

Christmas or crocodile.

eating is one of the greatest pleasures known to man

How is Jay spending Christmas?

Czech.

I'm pretty sure he's Czech actually

Yea this and we had confirmation years ago

Eating ass is. Eating food is for fucking plebs.

With his waifu and kids.

Is this real? must be his sister

Jay is so based. Probably marothoning obscure christmas kinos

No, faggot, Jay will never be your husbando, he has his own qt wife.

But he said he's single not long ago, I don't think that's his wife.

How do you even spell czech

>based Mike and Jay making the wife's son meme real
feels good senpai

Sad!

Obligatory

Is that his girlfriend's boyfriend's son?

it's Jay from the HitB prequel

>tfw did this to a girl that kinda looks like her

she had her jeans on, she kinda got mad but not really

JESSIE LOOKS LIKE THAT!?

That would be a 10/10 body if SHE WASN'T SO FUCKING FAT

That's his sister and nephews.

>HitB prequel
I hope they resist the urge to pack it full of fanservice

>Buying the cover story
The parent company determined that they would lose 37%-62% of views if any of rlm were shown in relationships which is also why jessi was permanently barred from the studio

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She is 6 at best.

Has 5 body and 7 face, you do the math.

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>Jaywithouthisbeard.jpg

But Jay is always without his beard except in this pic

>qt

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burning down synagogues

perfect body

He's American you LAARPers.

HI MIKE

>yes jessi... your music is really good... you're so... talented... can we have sex now?

I know your joking, but that certainly isn't far fetched.

I frequently browse a website for car parts, and they got a decent girl doing videos introducing parts.

Then at some point a massive diamond ended up on her finger. Thing is, like 3 weeks later it wasn't on her hand in the videos anymore.

Pretty sure when guys saw that massive ring they were less interested in watching videos of product with her in it.

>hfw jay slides in four

>tfw not e-famous for Latza to want to get me

feels good or bad? I'm not sure.

pretty weird, Jay's a good looking guy, though he's probably into the weirdest shit imaginable which is why girls stay away from him, i guess.

Latza will get you anyway.

In an alcoholic haze.

See He used to look like this. Even though he became attractive, he's still a beta
i can tell because I went through the same thing

meme answer: poundin Jessie amiright guys! lmoa

real answer: probably getting alcohol poisoning

Any news of Latza? He is still working for Disney?

alcohol poisoning while he pounds Jessie

jessie poisoning while he pounds alcohol

He has a kid? Dose not seem possible

She's fat and has an bad voice.
You just know she has an annoying orgasm

He's a Polack slav

Mutha fucking fertility goddess looking bitch

slipping fatal doses of recreational drugs into servings of soup at the kitchen in the black part of town he's volunteering at

Mike isn't Polish.

>joking
i never joke about RLM

Czech, Polish, what's the difference?

where is this pic from?

i want more rare jays for x-mas :^)

Like this one?

where did you get these from?

Mike's Greek.

thank you user

he's the only manlet for me

he looks like a god next to these hideous people

Probably some public photobucket page or Facebook I assume

deep web rlm black market

I want this brother to play evil Jay in Space Cop Two

Jay's mom sells them for Bitcoins.

>literally gave up his sport fishing career for Space Cop

No wonder he got fat out of self hatred

Probably from the official rlm forum. He wasn't worried about his privacy pre-youtube. But now turbo autists comb through every detail about his life. I can understand why stopped posting these

Rich celebrated with his wife and 2 year old son.

classic

goddammit I love Rich

youtube.com/watch?v=_PUNRd_OqDE

And even Jack celebrated with Mandy, Myson and Marley.