What's your favourite football chant, Sup Forums?

What's your favourite football chant, Sup Forums?
None of that MLS "GO TEAM" bullshit, I want good, british, offensive chanting

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=h2GaFlYT9dE
youtube.com/watch?v=Co-0ZCns3eA
youtube.com/watch?v=Hsbg9NiMRzk
youtube.com/watch?v=6pRwTLaOaRg
youtube.com/watch?v=9gq8MhYT1cQ
youtu.be/OrUp9kPztxY
youtube.com/watch?v=h51a2J4iKRY
youtube.com/watch?v=j118QSXgGHM
youtu.be/l7pDV3SKuNU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

HE WENT FOR A SHIT
HE WENT FOR A SHIIIIIIIT
JASON PUNCHEON
HE WENT FOR A SHIT

ADEBAYOR
ADEBAYORRRRRR
HIS DAD WASHES ELEPHANTS
AND HIS MUM'S A WHOREEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=h2GaFlYT9dE

Park, Park
where ever you may be
you eat dogs in your country
but to be fair to you
you're not scouse
they eat rats in their council house

yeah this one I rated

also this
Your teeth are offside,
your teeth are offside,
Luis Suarez,
your teeth are offside

FIRE CAPPY!!!

pl chants are just as pathetic as americans, the only difference is the british is not copying anyone

Goold old Dave Jones getting a ribbing from Dirty Leeds
youtube.com/watch?v=Co-0ZCns3eA

I dont think you'll find a more offensive one than this

aye mate because in the UK we only have the fucking Premier League.
Everyone knows PL games are atmosphere free now.

i don't watch lower UK league so i have no clue, just talking about the ones i hear.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hsbg9NiMRzk

this is american level

>Van Per-sie
>When a girl say 'no', molest her

Throwing bananas at Barnes.

MADRID
CABRON
SALUDA AL CAMPEÓN

youtube.com/watch?v=6pRwTLaOaRg

Any variation of that decime que se siente or whatever copalib chants

>Mock rivals for dying
>Get buttmad when anyone does the same to you

The North West was a mistake.

OOOO-O-O-O-OO-OOO

>7 Nation Army

Sports fans are cringe literally everywhere.

This, t.b.h.

...

i dont know the lyrics, but its something like

"there were 96 scouse in the fence" to the tune of 10 german bombers

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

How bout the dutch chant against ajax?
Mijn vader zat bij de commando's, mijn moeder zat bij de SS. Samen verbrandden ze joden, want joden die branden het best.
Literally means my father was a soldier, my mother was SS, together they burn jews, because jews burn the best

HES HALF A GIRL, HALF A BOY
TORRES, TORRES
HE LOOKS JUST LIKE A TRANSVESTITE
TORRES, TORRES
HE WEARS A FROCK, HE LOVES THE COCK
HE SELLS HIS ARSE ON ALBERT DOCK
FERNANDO TORRES
CARRAGHERS BIT ON THE SIDE

nice one

ENOCH ENOCH
HES GOT A MASSIVE COCK
HE SHAGGED A SLAG AND NOW SHES DEAD
HE SWINGS HIS COCK AROUND HIS HEAD
ENOCH ENOCH

Who's that dying on the runway? Who's that dying in the snow? It's Matt Busby and his boys making such a fucking noise cos they can't get their aeroplane to go

and

Who's that choking on their vomit? Who's that turning fucking blue? It's a scouser and his mate crushed behind the illsboro gates and they won't be singing munich anymore.

for me, its the balotelli chant

West Coast
*clap clap clap*
West Coast
*clap clap clap*

*WE DONT GIVE A CRUD*

CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

Don't forget this classic

youtube.com/watch?v=9gq8MhYT1cQ

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC
HE IS A SWEDISH HERO
ON A FREE FROM PSG
HE COST US FUCKING ZERO
6FT5, HARD AS FUCK
HE GETS US ALL EXCITED
STICK YOUR CITY UP YOUR ASS
CUZ WE ARE MAN UNITED

EA EA EA PUERTA SE MAREA

We lose every week
We lose every weeek
You're nothing special
We lose every week

youtu.be/OrUp9kPztxY

In our Auschwitz life goes by
Once in the chamber, once in the chimney
Everyone's got striped tracksuits
And sneakers made out of wood.

Auschwitz-Birkenau sha-la-la-la-la
etc

holy kek

HES SHAGGING THE REF
HES SHAAAAGGIN THE REEEEF!
JOHN TERRY!
HES SHAGGING THE REF

Park Park,
Wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country.
Could be worse
You could be scouse,
Eating rats in a council house.

Corrected that for you Mr Delicia.

du du du du.. du du .. du du du du du du
YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER,
YOUR FATHER IS YOUR BROTHER, YOU ALL FUCK ONE ANOTHER! THE KIDDY FAMILY! du du du du du du!

HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT
HE BOWLS TO THE RIGHT
THAT MITCHELL JOHNSON
HIS BOWLING IS SHITE

7-1

Oh Owen Hargreaves
You are the love of my life
Oh Owen Hargreaves I'd let you shag my wife
Oh Owen Hargreaves
I want curly hair tooooo

And

Going up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go on the piss with Georgie Beeeest

ZORA RUDI DAN SE BELI JEBACEMO ZAGREB CELI

I CIBONU I DINAMO JEBEMO PA RASTURAMO

translation?

There's only one Harold Shipman
There's only one Harold Shipman
All the Scousers give thanks
Cos he only killed Mancs
Walking in a Shipman wonderland

Gary Neville
shags his ma,
shags his ma
shags his ma
Gary Neville
shags his ma
up the shitter
ALL THE NEVILLES SHAG EACH OTHER

>Janoooooot, si t'es sympa... laisse marquer, laisse marquer... Janooooot, si t'es sympa, laisse marquer Ben Khalfallah

which literally translates to :

>Janooooot if you are nice, let him score, let him score... Janooooot if you are nice, let Ben Khalfallah score

youtube.com/watch?v=h51a2J4iKRY

We used to sing this because this poor fuck didn't hit a single goal for ages. Funniest part was Saint-Etienne's keeper actually turned to us and smiled cause he didn't expect the chant.

>Park, Park
>where ever you may be
>you eat dogs in your country
>but to be fair to you
>you're not manc
>asking your sister for a wank

youtube.com/watch?v=j118QSXgGHM

The goat

Gamba me diz como se sente, por que você gosta de beijar?
Ronaldo saiu com dois travecos, o Sheik Celinho ele foi dar
Vampeta posou pra G, o Dinei desmunhecou
na fazenda de calcinha ele dançou
não adianta argumentar, todo mundo já falou
QUE O GAVIÃO VIROU O BEIJA FLOR! ??

sunderland fan?

west am did it last year when man city were thrashing them

Allah akbar
Allah akbar
20 times United
Allah akbar

Corinthians é uma merda, mas sem esses cantos copiados de argentino que adaptados ficam uma merda.

Remember just a few years ago the entire Emirates was singing
"Adebayor, Adebayoooor, His dad washes elephants and his mum is a whore."

This was before people considered a lack of black emojis evidence of a racism epidemic.

You know (((who))) is to blame.

CITY WON THE LEAGUE WITH A PAEDO ON THE WING

Based Johnson, I will always rate him.

Ooh Balotelli
He's a striker
He's good at darts
An allergy to grass but when he plays he's fucking class
He drives around moss side with a wallet full of cash

errr ive heard some worse:

'oh when the spurs, get stabbed to fuck'

'adolf hitler, he's coming for you'

'hiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssss'

'running rund in tottenham with our willies hanging out, singing ive got a foreskin havent you (FUCKING JEW)'

abbeydeyor abbeydeyor 3 died in angola should of been 4

Another highlight
"It should have been you
It should have been yoo-u
The Togo shooting
It should have been you"

"Who's that dying on the runway? Who's that dying in the snow? It's Matt Busby and his boys making such a fucking noise cos they can't get their aeroplane to go"
And the rep!y
who's that choking on their vomit who's that turning fucking blue it's a scouser and his mate crushed behind the hillsboro gates and they won't be singing munich anymore.

lol

his eyes are offside,
his eyes are offside,
mesut ozil,
his eyes are offside

He's only a poor little scummer,
his face is all tattered and torn,
he made me feel sick,
so I hit him with a brick, and now he ain't singing no more

La Columna de Neymar

youtu.be/l7pDV3SKuNU

ESE PORTUGUES, HIJO PUTA ES.

Former Rangers keeper Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia so Celtic fans started singing at him, "two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams".

>to any northern team(even north of Thames)
You come down here
Drink our beer
Get absolutely plasterd
You go back home
To fuck your mum amd beat you wife
You dirty northern bastard

At least Norhtern England vote for Brexit and isn't filled with leftists.

This thread is very rude.

>Being Brazilian
>Criticising anyone's politics

There are better ones:

In your Northern slums

In your Northern slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and thinks it's a treat
In your Northern slums

In your Northern slums
you piss on the carpet
and shit in the bath
you finger your gran, cos you think its a laugh
In your Northern slums

*tune of kumbyah*

She said no Titus,
she said no,
she said no Titus,
she said no,
she said no Titus,
she said no,
ooohh Titus she said no.

LEIDER CALIMENIO OH OH OH
MATARON A TU HERMANO OH OH OH

She wanted it twice
she wanted it twice
ched evans
she wanted i twice

Labour do better up north than they do in londistan

That image is from before the election senpai

>all the most affluent, cultural and historic cities in the UK voted for Labour
>tory strongholds are a bunch of shithole coastal towns

hmmmmmm

NO DRUMPF
NO KKK

>southerners create shitty songs about northerners cause they're so obsessed.
>northerners go down south for day, get pissed up, shag southern lasses and leave causing thousands of pounds worth of damage.
thank god im not english

>she said no robin, she said no
>she said no robin, she said no

Based bantz

nah, only anglos

>posting outdated map

Based Virage Sud

hamas hamas jews get the gas?

>o sul é branco!!!

um cacetinho por favor

>Liverpool
>Northeast
>Affluent
What did he mean by this?

I can't speak for Liverpool, but Newcastle is one of the nicer cities in the UK

COME ON PHILLY
SCORE A GOAL
IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE NET
AND WE'LL GO DOOPING MENTAL

You've only scored four
you've only scored four
you're fucking shite
you've only scored four

I think it was Burnley losing 4-0

mandarina mandarina
mandarina mandarina
si dicen que tienen huevos
recuperen las Malvinas

Oh and when Blackburn was beating Leeds 3-0 and Leeds fans started leaving game:
Is there a fire drill
is there a fire drill
why are you leaving
is there a fire drill

As a swans fan I appreciate this

DELET THIES

But that doesn't change the fact that the North overwhelmingly voted for Brexit. The whole point in why the North votes Labour is pretty straightforward

>(((Thatcher))) closes mines
>Destroys any infrastructure
>(((Labour))) offers more gibs than the (((Tories)))
>Therefore have no option but vote (((Labour)))

It's like you don't know that pre-(((Thatcher))) the North voted 60-70% (((Tory))) and actually had a lot of safeseats (that they still hold in some areas). I wish I was 14 again, it was such an easier time being able to just reject reality and substitute what I like the sound of.