What's your favourite football chant, Sup Forums?
None of that MLS "GO TEAM" bullshit, I want good, british, offensive chanting
What's your favourite football chant, Sup Forums?
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HE WENT FOR A SHIT
HE WENT FOR A SHIIIIIIIT
JASON PUNCHEON
HE WENT FOR A SHIT
ADEBAYOR
ADEBAYORRRRRR
HIS DAD WASHES ELEPHANTS
AND HIS MUM'S A WHOREEEE
Park, Park
where ever you may be
you eat dogs in your country
but to be fair to you
you're not scouse
they eat rats in their council house
yeah this one I rated
also this
Your teeth are offside,
your teeth are offside,
Luis Suarez,
your teeth are offside
FIRE CAPPY!!!
pl chants are just as pathetic as americans, the only difference is the british is not copying anyone
Goold old Dave Jones getting a ribbing from Dirty Leeds
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I dont think you'll find a more offensive one than this
aye mate because in the UK we only have the fucking Premier League.
Everyone knows PL games are atmosphere free now.
i don't watch lower UK league so i have no clue, just talking about the ones i hear.
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this is american level
>Van Per-sie
>When a girl say 'no', molest her
Throwing bananas at Barnes.
MADRID
CABRON
SALUDA AL CAMPEÓN
Any variation of that decime que se siente or whatever copalib chants
>Mock rivals for dying
>Get buttmad when anyone does the same to you
The North West was a mistake.
OOOO-O-O-O-OO-OOO
>7 Nation Army
Sports fans are cringe literally everywhere.
This, t.b.h.
...
i dont know the lyrics, but its something like
"there were 96 scouse in the fence" to the tune of 10 german bombers
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
How bout the dutch chant against ajax?
Mijn vader zat bij de commando's, mijn moeder zat bij de SS. Samen verbrandden ze joden, want joden die branden het best.
Literally means my father was a soldier, my mother was SS, together they burn jews, because jews burn the best
HES HALF A GIRL, HALF A BOY
TORRES, TORRES
HE LOOKS JUST LIKE A TRANSVESTITE
TORRES, TORRES
HE WEARS A FROCK, HE LOVES THE COCK
HE SELLS HIS ARSE ON ALBERT DOCK
FERNANDO TORRES
CARRAGHERS BIT ON THE SIDE
nice one
ENOCH ENOCH
HES GOT A MASSIVE COCK
HE SHAGGED A SLAG AND NOW SHES DEAD
HE SWINGS HIS COCK AROUND HIS HEAD
ENOCH ENOCH
Who's that dying on the runway? Who's that dying in the snow? It's Matt Busby and his boys making such a fucking noise cos they can't get their aeroplane to go
and
Who's that choking on their vomit? Who's that turning fucking blue? It's a scouser and his mate crushed behind the illsboro gates and they won't be singing munich anymore.
for me, its the balotelli chant
West Coast
*clap clap clap*
West Coast
*clap clap clap*
*WE DONT GIVE A CRUD*
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
Don't forget this classic
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC
HE IS A SWEDISH HERO
ON A FREE FROM PSG
HE COST US FUCKING ZERO
6FT5, HARD AS FUCK
HE GETS US ALL EXCITED
STICK YOUR CITY UP YOUR ASS
CUZ WE ARE MAN UNITED
EA EA EA PUERTA SE MAREA
We lose every week
We lose every weeek
You're nothing special
We lose every week
In our Auschwitz life goes by
Once in the chamber, once in the chimney
Everyone's got striped tracksuits
And sneakers made out of wood.
Auschwitz-Birkenau sha-la-la-la-la
etc
holy kek
HES SHAGGING THE REF
HES SHAAAAGGIN THE REEEEF!
JOHN TERRY!
HES SHAGGING THE REF
Park Park,
Wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country.
Could be worse
You could be scouse,
Eating rats in a council house.
Corrected that for you Mr Delicia.
du du du du.. du du .. du du du du du du
YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER,
YOUR FATHER IS YOUR BROTHER, YOU ALL FUCK ONE ANOTHER! THE KIDDY FAMILY! du du du du du du!
HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT
HE BOWLS TO THE RIGHT
THAT MITCHELL JOHNSON
HIS BOWLING IS SHITE
7-1
Oh Owen Hargreaves
You are the love of my life
Oh Owen Hargreaves I'd let you shag my wife
Oh Owen Hargreaves
I want curly hair tooooo
And
Going up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go on the piss with Georgie Beeeest
ZORA RUDI DAN SE BELI JEBACEMO ZAGREB CELI
I CIBONU I DINAMO JEBEMO PA RASTURAMO
translation?
There's only one Harold Shipman
There's only one Harold Shipman
All the Scousers give thanks
Cos he only killed Mancs
Walking in a Shipman wonderland
Gary Neville
shags his ma,
shags his ma
shags his ma
Gary Neville
shags his ma
up the shitter
ALL THE NEVILLES SHAG EACH OTHER
>Janoooooot, si t'es sympa... laisse marquer, laisse marquer... Janooooot, si t'es sympa, laisse marquer Ben Khalfallah
which literally translates to :
>Janooooot if you are nice, let him score, let him score... Janooooot if you are nice, let Ben Khalfallah score
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We used to sing this because this poor fuck didn't hit a single goal for ages. Funniest part was Saint-Etienne's keeper actually turned to us and smiled cause he didn't expect the chant.
>Park, Park
>where ever you may be
>you eat dogs in your country
>but to be fair to you
>you're not manc
>asking your sister for a wank
The goat
Gamba me diz como se sente, por que você gosta de beijar?
Ronaldo saiu com dois travecos, o Sheik Celinho ele foi dar
Vampeta posou pra G, o Dinei desmunhecou
na fazenda de calcinha ele dançou
não adianta argumentar, todo mundo já falou
QUE O GAVIÃO VIROU O BEIJA FLOR! ??
sunderland fan?
west am did it last year when man city were thrashing them
Allah akbar
Allah akbar
20 times United
Allah akbar
Corinthians é uma merda, mas sem esses cantos copiados de argentino que adaptados ficam uma merda.
Remember just a few years ago the entire Emirates was singing
"Adebayor, Adebayoooor, His dad washes elephants and his mum is a whore."
This was before people considered a lack of black emojis evidence of a racism epidemic.
You know (((who))) is to blame.
CITY WON THE LEAGUE WITH A PAEDO ON THE WING
Based Johnson, I will always rate him.
Ooh Balotelli
He's a striker
He's good at darts
An allergy to grass but when he plays he's fucking class
He drives around moss side with a wallet full of cash
errr ive heard some worse:
'oh when the spurs, get stabbed to fuck'
'adolf hitler, he's coming for you'
'hiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssss'
'running rund in tottenham with our willies hanging out, singing ive got a foreskin havent you (FUCKING JEW)'
abbeydeyor abbeydeyor 3 died in angola should of been 4
Another highlight
"It should have been you
It should have been yoo-u
The Togo shooting
It should have been you"
"Who's that dying on the runway? Who's that dying in the snow? It's Matt Busby and his boys making such a fucking noise cos they can't get their aeroplane to go"
And the rep!y
who's that choking on their vomit who's that turning fucking blue it's a scouser and his mate crushed behind the hillsboro gates and they won't be singing munich anymore.
lol
his eyes are offside,
his eyes are offside,
mesut ozil,
his eyes are offside
He's only a poor little scummer,
his face is all tattered and torn,
he made me feel sick,
so I hit him with a brick, and now he ain't singing no more
La Columna de Neymar
ESE PORTUGUES, HIJO PUTA ES.
Former Rangers keeper Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia so Celtic fans started singing at him, "two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams".
>to any northern team(even north of Thames)
You come down here
Drink our beer
Get absolutely plasterd
You go back home
To fuck your mum amd beat you wife
You dirty northern bastard
At least Norhtern England vote for Brexit and isn't filled with leftists.
This thread is very rude.
>Being Brazilian
>Criticising anyone's politics
There are better ones:
In your Northern slums
In your Northern slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and thinks it's a treat
In your Northern slums
In your Northern slums
you piss on the carpet
and shit in the bath
you finger your gran, cos you think its a laugh
In your Northern slums
*tune of kumbyah*
She said no Titus,
she said no,
she said no Titus,
she said no,
she said no Titus,
she said no,
ooohh Titus she said no.
LEIDER CALIMENIO OH OH OH
MATARON A TU HERMANO OH OH OH
She wanted it twice
she wanted it twice
ched evans
she wanted i twice
Labour do better up north than they do in londistan
That image is from before the election senpai
>all the most affluent, cultural and historic cities in the UK voted for Labour
>tory strongholds are a bunch of shithole coastal towns
hmmmmmm
NO DRUMPF
NO KKK
>southerners create shitty songs about northerners cause they're so obsessed.
>northerners go down south for day, get pissed up, shag southern lasses and leave causing thousands of pounds worth of damage.
thank god im not english
>she said no robin, she said no
>she said no robin, she said no
Based bantz
nah, only anglos
>posting outdated map
Based Virage Sud
hamas hamas jews get the gas?
>o sul é branco!!!
um cacetinho por favor
>Liverpool
>Northeast
>Affluent
What did he mean by this?
I can't speak for Liverpool, but Newcastle is one of the nicer cities in the UK
COME ON PHILLY
SCORE A GOAL
IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE NET
AND WE'LL GO DOOPING MENTAL
You've only scored four
you've only scored four
you're fucking shite
you've only scored four
I think it was Burnley losing 4-0
mandarina mandarina
mandarina mandarina
si dicen que tienen huevos
recuperen las Malvinas
Oh and when Blackburn was beating Leeds 3-0 and Leeds fans started leaving game:
Is there a fire drill
is there a fire drill
why are you leaving
is there a fire drill
As a swans fan I appreciate this
DELET THIES
But that doesn't change the fact that the North overwhelmingly voted for Brexit. The whole point in why the North votes Labour is pretty straightforward
>(((Thatcher))) closes mines
>Destroys any infrastructure
>(((Labour))) offers more gibs than the (((Tories)))
>Therefore have no option but vote (((Labour)))
It's like you don't know that pre-(((Thatcher))) the North voted 60-70% (((Tory))) and actually had a lot of safeseats (that they still hold in some areas). I wish I was 14 again, it was such an easier time being able to just reject reality and substitute what I like the sound of.