OFFICIAL METS VS YANKEES GAMETHREAD

Shit pitchers edition

Lineups:

>mest
1. Curtis Granderson (L) DH
2. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) 2B
3. Yoenis Cespedes (R) LF
4. Michael Conforto (L) RF
5. Wilmer Flores (R) 3B
6. Dominic Smith (L) 1B
7. Amed Rosario (R) SS
8. Rene Rivera (R) C
9. Juan Lagares (R) CF

>yaks
1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Aaron Hicks (S) CF
3. Aaron Judge (R) RF
4. Didi Gregorius (L) DH
5. Gary Sanchez (R) C
6. Chase Headley (S) 1B
7. Todd Frazier (R) 3B
8. Ronald Torreyes (R) 2B
9. Tyler Wade (L) SS

Peter Alonso

>this pitching match-up
lmao. How about you ni66as discuss some real pitching. It might make this shitshow more enjoyable for you.

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Go Yaks

*dimmadabs on meredith*

T H I C K
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What sport is this

beisbol

T H I C K

>No stankees fans at the field
lmao, this is technically a home game for the Mets. You'd never see Fenway overrun with opposing fans.

>tfw >we get swept by the mest

Mike always liked Mets talk more

AYYYYO. oh boy i'm excited.

GET FUCKED SKANKEES

Given how both teams are playing I'm expecting a split. Mets have basically been playing .500 for the last two months and Yankees morale is low

>J0dge

>Roger Clemens will NEVER get into the Hall of Fame
feels good man

Voters have been more relaxed when it comes to voting in guys who roided.

I'm a Mets fan but he deserves to be in unfortunately

based assdribble

>100 mph
>Cessa

He's roiding

Since when did Cessa throw 100?

>"mr. hot"

Cespedes looks like a RTTS character made by a 12 year old

>it's a Conforto swings at a terrible breaking ball in the dirt episode

Okay who murdered Luis Cessa and replaced him with this dude?

Alright Yaks fans, get ready for some RAFAEL MONTERO action

Honest question do yaks fans really think they aren't shit? The won't amount to anything. Ever. Just become Mets fans now, don't delay the inevitable.

Seriously, did he just gain like 5-6 mph on his fastball?

Dodgers own the Mets at this point

>Some guy called in to Mike's show today and asked him if Montero would be a part of the future

>Dodgers

uh...who?

Highest velocity I've ever seen him have is 96 mph but that wasn't his usual fastball.

Petorius Alonsius already has more home runs today than Dominic Smith

lmao

>J0dge

>31 consecutive games
weew

wow, montero not being a complete catastrophic mess. what timeline did i wake up in today?

>Struck out against Montero

*strikes you out*

Judge would strike out less if he eliminate the leg kick. He was way late with that leg kick. It would also help if he swung at strikes.

>I dont know what to put here

where are those mets army losers at? lol weren't they supposed to be diehards that came to every game?

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Why does Cessa wear 85? Was he not expecting to make the roster?

I'm beginning to think Judge will never recover.

Bitch, he gets called up like once every other month

Goatmed

Rosario: lean superstar
Smith: fat bust

>didnt allow a dinger after the walk

I like this new Cessa

*cucks dom smith*

ya i'm not feeling smith. rosario is awwwright tho.

If Rosario wouldve gotten hurt there, that wouldve been very >mest like

Honestly, how do we fix Judge at this point? He's become a black hole in the lineup, and I refuse to believe a 300 AB sample size was just a fluke.

>It's a shitty pitcher pitches like an ace episode
I fucking hate this team so much.

>Montero and Cessa looking like Leiter and Clemens
as expected by everyone

His timing is way off. You can see it in his last at bat. Though he took strike three, he was still in the middle of his leg kick while the ball went by him.

>headley batting .272

Shit, didn't see that coming

Did you see that double play coming, because I did. Fuck this team.

I think what has pissed me off the most this entire cold streak has been Girardi's insistence on continuing to use the most ineffective relievers in high leverage situations, when there are plenty of people who can do the same role better. It's cost us so many games now, including last night.

They're fucking bandwagon fans that became Yankee fans after this Mets season went into the trash

>after this Mets season went into the trash
Have you not watched the Yankees season at all?

you now remember Juan Lagares

Chapman giving up that home run last night was just unlucky. Leaving him in for 10th was just stupid.

>mets branded autism spinner

when will these things die already.

Yeah, I'm referring to leaving him in in the 10th, then leaving him in after he hit JBJ. Absolutely retarded.

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They're in playoff race at the moment. The expectations were that they would miss again this year

WELCOME HOME

THE GRANDYMAN CAN!!!!!!!

Grandyman

Ayy

Thats the Cessa we know and hate

Fuck this fucking faggot ass team.

Why won't someone in the media just say Judge is overrated?

>yankees gave up signing granderson for ellsbury

Lol signing Granderson over Ellsbury wouldn't be much better. The only difference is that at least Grandy contributes something in the locker room.

>Judge just Canseco'd a home run

>Judge
>Elite
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CESPEDES BACK TO BACK!!!!!!

2-0 GET REKT SKANKS!!!!

Yup, getting swept by the mest

season's over

Babbypark strikes again

Not even close

That was far from being Canseco'd

Yancucks

haha

you guys ready to get CONFORTO'D?

>home run
>out
>home run
>back to back

Court is in recess until further notice.....

Tank the season, work for draft picks

Has there even been a player who fell faster after the All Star break than Aaron Judge?

Joc Pederson?

Punished Judge when

what the fuck, man. Losing against those faggots from boston is hard enough, but losing against those numales from Queens? Fuck no, DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS THRASH, CASH

judge in shambles

Not signing Girardi next season would be a start

ah, i wasn't in the room for a minute, i thought it was grandy then cespedes. i was getting my good luck spicy ramen from kitchen.

>thx for reading my blog

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>Ramen is considered cuisine in Queens

it is

>Yankees getting shutdown by Montero
lol wut