Best Christmas movie ever, prove me wrong

Best Christmas movie ever, prove me wrong

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it might be

the ass hurt that accompanies its constant running during the holidays is icing on the cake too

I hate that Randy is now doing gay porn

Die Hard is better

Die Hard is better

That's not pic related.

God I hate this movie. It sucks so much. I really wish that stupid kid did shoot his eyes out.

>ROCKEM SOCKEM JETPACK

Not even close. Nice try OP.

I bet you liked Force Awakened and Prometheus, huh?

Jingle all the way or Christmas Vacation are the only acceptable answers.

>tfa
>Prometheus
>Christmas movies

kys

I prefer Bad Santa

It very well might be. It's genuinely funny with a good message without being smarmy. What else can you ask for in a christmas movie? And don't say violence and gore like in Die Hard but I mean in truly keeping with the holiday spirit, it's perfect.

Been watching that TBS marathon of the movie all day.

Nah

Not in the universe where It's a Wonderful Life exists

you need to be over 18 to post here.

also, I 'm going to watch Gremlins.

That film is boring af

Was ralphie autistic?

Elf is better than every movie in this thread

Elf is the worst popular Christmas movie by far. Fuck Will Ferrel, fuck that unfunny movie

the last act disagrees with you there

why are amerifats so obsessed with this shitty movie?

its good background noise almost all ages and family friendly.

I finally saw this today. It's overrated but I also had more than a couple chuckles, albeit some reluctant. I think the lesson is to be happy with what you have and confident it will be OK, which is a great lesson, just a bit weirdly presented.

The thing that really really bugs me is the narrator sounds exactly like Adam West, and also his enthusiasm and... in-the-moment-ness... sound kind of fake, so I couldn't take him seriously for one second the whole movie.

You should be an hero

It also bugs me that he like 3 or 5 times and pointedly doesn't divulge information at least and he just gets away with it. I thought they were building to something but nothing happened. Also the fantasy cutaways were too long, but that's movies for you.

I think he might have had an anxiety disorder, like OCD or something related.

One of the best.

Others:
>Die Hard
>It's a Wonderful Life
>classic animated features (Grinch, Rudolf, Charlie Brown, ect.)
>Miracle on 34th Street
>Elf

There are a lot of good Christmas movies.

>>>/Reddit/

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is it this movie where they built a giant fortress to have a snowball fight?

stop it with the jingle all the way meme you sound like redditors. the difference is a christmas story is a good movie regardless of the christmas content and jingle all the way is not. think a bunch of faggots on a movie board could figure out the difference but evidently not.

my brother

That's not Brazil

The best Christmas movie of all time is Miracle on 34th St. but this is probably top 5.

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That's not Die Hard!

Best Christmas movie coming through

I only like the colorized version.

You sound like the kind of person that would think those were Christmas movies, that's probably why he asked

It's got a nice comfy family setting you never see in films. I think it was set in the midwest in 1940. Even though it was slightly before my dads, time I always imagine it as a christmas time he grew up with during the early 50s.

>The thing that really really bugs me is the narrator sounds exactly like Adam West, and also his enthusiasm and... in-the-moment-ness... sound kind of fake, so I couldn't take him seriously for one second the whole movie.


If I remember correctly the guy that actually wrote the book is narrating, and in the book it's him going back to his home town and recalling all these events, so it probably wouldn't sound too in the moment. at least how he wrote it

It's A Wonderful Life>Christmas Vacation>Christmas Story>Scrooged

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I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS IS NOT A POLITICALLY CORRECT PIECE OF MEDIA WTF I HATE IT NOW

>Peking Duck is called Chinese Turkey

What did they mean by this?

What about the sequel with the skeleton?

its just as good

After the first time, it gets progressively worse.

Oh god the part when Zoey awkwardly sings to everyone.

Do you got lobsters crawling out of your ears? He practically did shoot his eye out. And with the soap poisoning he is surely to go blind.

Die Hard would like a word with you.

ooOOOOOOHHH BOYY

what did he win that for?

I know this is a meme thread but here is the correct answer op

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Remember how he does crossword puzzles.
He would send them in and gets entered in raffles.
He finally won and they sent him the lamp as the reward.

what did he say?

looks like a war movie. I can't imagine a worse movie for Christmas time. It needs to be a comfy family film. That's about it

Wrong, its comfy as fuck. Its about the christmas truce of 1914 when both sides laid down their rifles to sing caroles together for 1 night

Only Trump voters like,this movie.

ohhhhh

Thanks for clearing that up, user.

fuck

stop false-flag baiting, stormtard.

don't throw me down clark

A duck is basically a turkey

oh that makes sense then

>tfw you try to make a post but they somehow think you are trying to move an image so they disregard your post entirely and erase everything you typed.
I love computers so much

Die Hard is better

No, just shitty self-esteem and not exactly the best parents.

"fragile...oh, it's Italian"

still cracks me up

Turkeys don't natively exist outside of the New World. China never would have come in contact with the turkey, but they have plenty of ducks.

wat.

Turkey is very near Yoropoors. Everyone loves being multicultural together.

quit being to ewwwwwwww

I said Turkeys, not Turks

merry christmas user

Elf is bretty good.

uhhh racist and sexist much?

I like A Christmas Story, but I like Mixed Nutes better.
Live Schrieber in drag Sandler before he was a hack, based Madeline Kahn!

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one of my best friends is a turk.


Fuck off you NAZI if you think this is not unnatural.

It's a short film, but it's still the best applicable Christmas media.

Its A Wonderful Life

Special mention to A Charlie Brown Christmas, because the skating scene is a fucking masterpiece

hard

shitter's full

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer exists

The queen mother of dirty words. The F--- word.

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>ctrl+f "trading places"
>no results

Fuck all of you

Money Train > Die Hard

> Tis the season to be merry.
> Mary? That's my name!

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is better.

>mfw I have seen neither of these movies

fucking boring

my man!

My dad bought a replica of this lamp years ago while he was on a bender. The novelty wore off after one day and it's been in his attic ever since.

It didn't even look as good as the one in the movie.

anyone pop in the movie at the last 2 hours to watch it interrupted?

should have got a life sized anime girl statue instead.

Why do christmas movies feel so jewish?

>tfw haven't really watched a full Christmas movie besides Elf because my mom won't fucking stop watching that goddamn movie
Should I try to sink one in now even though it's past midnight?

*full Christmas movie THIS PAST MONTH

>besides Elf because my mom won't fucking stop watching that goddamn movie
>mom

be happy you got to be with her this year

Sure, but I fucking HATE Elf.
There were even times when she would have the DVD playing NONSTOP during every other season.