Americans are fat LMAO

Americans are fat LMAO

LMAO STUPID AMERICANS BTFO????????

>They're working to improve themselves.
>You are Brazilian.
Played yourself mate.

I've lived in 7 different major US cities throughout my life and have visited 48 states at one point or another on business. I meet thousands of different people a year and usually break the ice with small talk about sports. Out of all the people I've met in this country over the years, literally one individual gave two shits about soccer in any capacity. He claimed to be an Arsenal fan. I don't know who these American proxies are that are trying to shill the sport on this board, but it's egregiously disingenuous. If these posters are for real, at the very least, they are non-existent in the business sector (i.e. people who actually have and spend money).

The fact is, soccer has and will always remain an activity for children in this country, a reason for mothers to get out of the house and gossip with each other while the kids play a non-contact game chasing a ball around. Youth soccer season runs almost year round, so it has that advantage over other youth sports. Once kids are old enough, though, they almost without exception drop it to focus more intently on our adult sports. This post isn't meant to trigger soccer fans into replying to it, whether you're really from America, or some international fan reading this. It's just the way it is here. The more you know.

it's actually a scene from a fat fetish porn

In AZ most the obese here are super fat latinos, like these fucking kids at age 12 are as wide as their obese 40 year old moms and dads, what the fuck are these tacos feeding their kids? Churros?

Inspiring ;^)

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I've lived in 7 different major US cities throughout my life and have visited 48 states at one point or another on business. I meet thousands of different people a year and usually break the ice with small talk about sports. Out of all the people I've met in this country over the years, literally one individual gave two shits about soccer in any capacity. He claimed to be an Arsenal fan. I don't know who these American proxies are that are trying to shill the sport on this board, but it's egregiously disingenuous. If these posters are for real, at the very least, they are non-existent in the business sector (i.e. people who actually have and spend money).

The fact is, soccer has and will always remain an activity for children in this country, a reason for mothers to get out of the house and gossip with each other while the nigs play a non-contact game chasing a ball around. Youth soccer season runs almost year round, so it has that advantage over other youth sports. Once kids are old enough, though, they almost without exception drop it to focus more intently on our adult sports. This post isn't meant to trigger soccer fans into replying to it, whether you're really from America, or some international fan reading this. It's just the way it is here. The more you know.

>>They're working to improve themselves.
They could achieve that by suicide and save the effort and the smell.

I've lived in 7 different major US cities throughout my life and have visited 48 states at one point or another on business. I meet thousands of different people a year and usually break the ice with small talk about sports. Out of all the people I've met in this country over the years, literally one individual gave two shits about soccer in any capacity. He claimed to be an Arsenal fan. I don't know who these American proxies are that are trying to shill the sport on this board, but it's egregiously disingenuous. If these posters are for real, at the very least, they are non-existent in the business sector (i.e. people who actually have and spend money).

The fact is, soccer has and will always remain an activity for children in this country, a reason for mothers to get out of the house and gossip with each other while the nigs play a non-contact game chasing a ball around. Youth soccer season runs almost year round, so it has that advantage over other youth sports. Once kids are old enough, though, they almost without exception drop it to focus more intently on our adult sports. This post isn't meant to trigger soccer fans into replying to it, whether you're really from America, or some international fan reading this. It's just the way it is here. The more you know.

mmm dat booty tho

How do you know that?

and how could you post something like that without a source so that we can confirm it?

>that one doing 5 pound curls

that's the same here, but no one that isn't a wog, leb or chink cares about anything that isn't cricket, rugby or footy

participation rates are a meme and don't translate into actual sport following

I SAW AN AMERICAN CRICKET PLAYER FIELD ONCE.... HE FIELD HIS BELLY WITH CHEESE AND SUGAR HAHAHAHA

AMERICAN CRICKET PLAYERS ALWAYS GET SIX.... THEY GET SIX WHEN THEY EAT TOO MUCH CORN SYRUP HAHAHAHAH

HAHAHA WHY DID THE AMERICAN CRICKET PLAYER GET CAUGHT OUT? BECAUSE SOMEONE ASKED FOR HIS OPINION ON GEOGRAPHY AND AMERICANS ALWAYS GET CAUGHT OUT WHEN YOU ASK THEM ABOUT GEOGRAPHY BECAUSE THEY HAVE A BAD EDUCATION SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL AMERICANS ARE SO FUCKING FAT AND USELESS AT CRICKET EVEN THOUGH EVERY AMERICAN TEENAGER PLAYS CRICKET. EVEN WHEN I WENT TO AMERICA THEY HAD CRICKET PITCHES EVERYWHERE. I GUESS THEIR FAT FINGERS JUST CAN'T CATCH A BALL THOUGH AND THEY CAN'T BOWL EITHER BECAUSE AMERICANS DON'T HAVE BOWLS THEY EAT OUT OF HAPPY MEAL BOXES AND BURGER PAPER WRAPPERS AND DIRECTLY OUT OF JARS OF MAYONNAISE. AMERICANS ARE SO FUCKING FAT HAHA. AMERICANS CAN'T THROW A BALL UNDERARM BECAUSE THEY HAVE SUCH A HUGE MILITARY BUDGET THAT THEY ARE ALWAYS OVERARMED WHICH IS WHY THEY SPENT TRILLIONS INVADING 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES AND DON'T EVEN WIN

AMERICSNA RE FAT

A man walks into a pub. He is walking straight to the counter and says"duuude please gimme a beer. A Bud light would be coo." The bartender says "i bet you are American mate." The man asks."How do you know? My accent?" The bar tender answers "Nah mate....YOU ARE THE FATTEST CUNT I HAVE EVER SEEN."

What's this thread got to do with 'soccer'.
you sound incredibly obsessed

sauce?

How do you know and why does the BR monkey have it.

Great thread

truly the magnum opus of Sup Forums

>Sup Forums is one person

He got it from me, only difference is i got banned for posting it. Fuck the janny LMAO

>b-but it's not us g-guys! We are slim and w-white!
Hahahaha dumb FAT amerishart

i am Sup Forums

I've lived in 7 different major US cities throughout my life and have visited 48 states at one point or another on business. I meet thousands of different people a year and usually break the ice with small talk about sports. Out of all the people I've met in this country over the years, literally one individual gave two shits about soccer in any capacity. He claimed to be an Manchesturd Poonited fan. I don't know who these American proxies are that are trying to shill the sport on this board, but it's egregiously disingenuous. If these posters are for real, at the very least, they are non-existent in the business sector (i.e. people who actually have and spend money).

The fact is, soccer has and will always remain an activity for children in this country, a reason for mothers to get out of the house and gossip with each other while the nigs play a non-contact game chasing a ball around. Youth soccer season runs almost year round, so it has that advantage over other youth sports. Once kids are old enough, though, they almost without exception drop it to focus more intently on our adult sports. This post isn't meant to trigger soccer fans into replying to it, whether you're really from America, or some international fan reading this. It's just the way it is here. The more you know.

Mum, I'm /bundes/.

Is this /bundes/?

Hehe, it was Copa Libertadores all along! Tricked you good :^)

Fuck! This hurts almost as much as losing 7-1 at home! I got tricked!

wait... Americans out TVs on treadmills?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nothin personnel ... kidinho

Now tell me wtf is that thing?

W-what the hell is that

Is that gum?

That's a weird place for a giant ballsack.

No, it's your average American

big ball's

Then why hadn't you done that, you tard?

fatty triggered

>the higher the amount of shekels, the higher the average americunt's interest in it

BOO-FUCKING-HOOO! It's not about contact or adult vs. youth sports, it's about money solely. If competetive cock sucking was the highest paid activity, it would be instantly proclaimed America's national sport.


your pasta smells like shit

THICCC

Older than the internet

When did Wal-Mart add a 24-Hour Fitness?

because our fucking evil food industry tries to tell us that people are fat from just not exercising or not exercising enough. when solving overweight is at least 90% in the correct diet and 10% or less in exercise. but that message is bad for profits.

this.
decades of marketing that fat is bad pushed "fat-free" food loaded with sugar/starch food into your bellies made obesity a mainstay

a bleu cheese burger deluxe is a common meal for me. i'm 6' 1" 172 pounds, because i exercise daily.

>american education
No wonder 98,7% of the country is overweight.

an exception does not make the rule

THAT ONE HELLA BIG BALLER

You're too poor to be fat

keep telling yourself that, keep drinking your kale, and i'll keep fucking your bitch.

Because I'm not subhuman (american, fat, stinky, nigger).

>implying kale is a bad thing
>implying you can't eat meat, fats, and greens at the same time
excessive carbs is where the body goes to die, dummy

excellent post. I noticed that too!

Wood berry