Wake up from siesta

>wake up from siesta
>decide to go to the beach with my friends
>see a bunch of American tourists throwing an egg-shaped ball with their hands at each other
>ask them if we can join and play rugby together
>no we're playing football
>mfw

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>sleeping in the middle of the fucking day
and other nations wonder why we have more nuclear missiles than them.

hahahahahah gppd post

>football
>egg-shaped ball
>hands
I don't get the logic.

What's the point if you never use them?

Because your corrupt war mongering leaders decided to put gazillions of tax payer money into military funding?

oh, you useless ice miners are awake already?

why would you mine ice
for what purpose

because you ripped off european engineering

you're worse than the chinks

You think fridges always existed?

canadians have no purpose, the brits dropped them off here to annoy us because they were bitter about losing the revolution.

He's American don't expect anything intelligent to come out of his little brain

You shouldn't have tried to gas all your engineers if you wanted to keep them

ok so you mined your ice and have lots of ice
now what do you do with it
you can't use it for fuel,you can't build structures with it and if you're gonna eat it you might as well drink water
this ice mining business idea is terrible

>people coming to the us
>becoming citizens of said country
>made invention un said nation
>ripped off yuropoora
Lol

You put it into giant basements and have it keep your beer cool
t. 20th century brewmaster

Are you stupid or just pretending?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_trade

I love how much everyone hates my country. My dick grows every time you guys make these pathetic posts.

>my
What part of the Fed and the zionist overlords are you from?

>haters gonna hate ecks dee

Actually, everyone is laughing at you.

>americans
Awful posters

i'm not stupid just ignorant

>Go for Holiday in Spain
>Ask for kickabout with local Spanish lads.
>They keep the ball to each other for a whole hour
>Game ends 0-0, they shake hands and say well Tiki Taka'd to the each other
>Mfw

>you shouldn't have gassed

I'm not a jerry you ignorant buffoon

brush up on your vexillology my yank friend

We also didn't gas our engineers. If we did they couldn't have gone to America to make them a functioning space program for once.

t. Yefri Ramirez

>and other nations wonder why we have more nuclear missiles than them.
Probably because of operation paperclip.

>I'm proud of my smug ignorance of other cultures
Wow, it's almost like you're a 14 year old loser posting on a Mongolian shower curtain image board.

Friendly reminder

This pic is clearly wrong and misleading. No american is this thin and white.

>seriously answering such blatant joke

This image is 7 years old

FUCK!

>travel through spain in a rental car
>get to this small village somewhere between valencia and madrid that had some old castle ruin
>go find some place to eat lunch
>all restaurants are closed due to siesta

what the hell man

>then you have to go back working
>your job is to be a waiter
>the americans order beers from you the whole day
>you get mad and go shitpost for catharsis

I would rather take a nap than have nukes collecting dust desu senpai

What is the tiki-taka of American football?

Good for them. You came off like a cunt.

Double reverse

>first time seeing Messi
>Barcelona shirt on
>american customers

good thread

Did you just assume my gender??

>in Spain on vacation
>at the beach tossing around a football with some friends
>see a couple mousy looking locals walking up to us
>they ask if they can play "rugby" with us in squeaky little voices
>tell them we are playing football and to go long
>one of the little queers starts running down the beach
>trips over some sand and falls flat on his face
>laugh and continue throw football
>mfw

>mfw a Spaniard was undersized but a technically gifted passer near me

To be honest, celebrating not knowing anything about those countries is something we do a lot.

But also, nearly every country outside of ours, leafland, Japan, England, and Germany and Norway, and most importantly Mexico, might as well be an irrelevant third world shithole.

the laughter in GB and in fact the entire world was very strong at that moment
"and chelsea fans cover their eyes in horror!"

youtube.com/watch?v=T30mEue7dh4

>go to florida on vacation
>everybody speaks spanish. loudly
>if somebody is 100 meters away, just yell at them repeatedly
>go to the mall
>20% black people
>go to sports store in the mall
>90% black people
I have no face.

>Go to Florida

Your first mistake