Only won 2 World Cups

>Only won 2 World Cups
>Has 4 stars on their badge

Why are Uruguayans so pathetic?

>only three million muslims
>lives under Sharia rule

Why are brits such cucks?

>invented the sport
>only won 1 (one) world cup

why are the english so pathetic

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In my own defense, monkey soup is actually delicious.

>this mad gaucho

>Why can't you consistently win a competition that the entire world takes part in

Trump is right, Mexicans are retards.

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Uruguay is GOD TIER at football. Also at asado.

UK is God tier at being literally dust. LOL.

Actually we have 4 if you count Olympic titles.

>Mexico
>120 million people
>one sport
>never produced a world class player
>best result is the last 16

JUST of the millennium

We won 5 of those and we live in favelas, throwing toilet paper in a bin. What is your excuse, Muhammad?

at least they have hot chicks

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inb4 nobody in the "civilized" continents cares about the wc, only sudacas

Lack of the motivation that stems from abject poverty + grass roots training issues.

> only two wcs
> only
Coming from someone with less than that

The 1970s Brazil were on powerful roids.

2002 was your only legitimate World Cup.

>the country that won their only WC title thanks to refball
>calling us out

Kek. The very "3rd world country" could make superior roids that were better than european ones? Or you're implying that from all the countries in the competition Brazil was the only imoral enough to do that? Fuck out of here with this bullshit.

>this level of damage control
L M A O

How do you even justify >part-time dentists

Why do you english faggots love our dick so much?

Hijos

holy shit brazil bringing the favela fury to bongistan.

I´m sorry you slipped

>never produced a world class player

Hugo Sanchez m8. Even a Trump voter like me can see that.

Rafa Marquez (aka la cartel man) in his prime was also one of the better defenders in the world.

>having expectations of México
no wonder you overhype every mediocre player and team you ever had

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kek

brazilians are cheaters and scammers, everybody knows that

Show me proves that we won the 70 WC due to roids, smelly anglo.

bantzil

Maybe putting stickers on a lamp post is how laws are made in your 3rd world shithole country, but not here

Lel

FPBP

BANTZ

How many World Cups do you have, John?

Lol
El piRATA señores

>tie the final with the Germans
>get awarded the world cup only because your country is hosting

poor form

lol

Holy shit savage

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SAVAGE

THE ABSOLUTE MADMACACO

First that Finlad with Aus/NZ, now this Banterzilian with the cUcK.
Is the commonwealth finished?

Weren't Brasil and Finland the countries with the hidden memegems? Clearly there is something going on that we are not aware of.

UFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>OP's flag

AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA

Leave talking to football to those who know about it

I really don't get finland, is it the cold that makes them hyper shiposters?

Brazil with the banterinho

>inventing reality
>banter

Is this board retarded?

>Is this board retarded?

No, everyone here either just overestimates their banter skills, or ironically overreacts to any mildly funny post just for shitposting's sake. Either way, Sup Forums is actually really bad at banter desu.

"favela fury" gotta start using that

BANG BANG

what's going on Sup Forums today?

ABSOLUTE MACACO

bruuuuutal

RIP britcucks

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>refball against Germany
>lose to Iceland
Uma delicia.

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>Trump voter