"I have the power to save the one you love! You must choose!"

"I have the power to save the one you love! You must choose!"

Is George Lucas fucking autistic? Or does he think his audiences are really that retarded that they need this spelled out for them? Even if this movie was fanfiction I'd still be cringing

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You being serious?

Originally Lucas intended this to be a quick time event

Yes.

"Anakin, Senator Palpatine is a Sith Lord! You must choose between the way of the Jedi and the way of the Sith"

Bravo, Windu

These are movies for children, like 10 years of age and younger

Yet they have lengthy political debate scenes discussing tade routes

This entire sequence is like the most important shit that ever happened in the galaxy and it's so shitty and wrong in every conceivable way

People say Hayden Christensen is a good actor but had a bad director and writing, but how the fuck can he be so emotionless

This shit had so much potential and it's just wasted

This movie is so plotty, how can George Lucas not let this shit breathe even a little, Anakin officially turns to the dark side and 10 seconds later they're back to boring expository dialogue to clean up the loose ends that no one even cares about

Oh God the "killing younglings" part is coming up isn't it, why am I watching this shit

I can't believe I thought this was good when I was 15

The clones were able to kill the Jedi really easily. I understand they were caught off guard, but they should be sharper than that. At least kill them with bombs or something, they just turn into retards and die from the weakest guns in the universe

I actually don't have as much of a problem with this as most people, he should've done more evil and reprehensible shit. Looking back on it, Anakin was not really "seduced by the dark side." He wanted to save his wife from dying, so he trusted a guy who until 15 minutes ago was the most upstanding statesman ever

That's not "being seduced by the dark side." Obi-Wan, tell me what happened to my father! Well, son, he wanted to end world hunger, so he used a special secret power to clone cows and chickens, a power that only the Sith know about. And because of that, he turned completely evil and was suddenly on board with all manner of abhorrent shit that he was opposed to his whole life until 2 minutes ago.

The reason for Anakin being "seduced by the dark side" should've been fucking evil and not heroic. And fuck it, they should've shown him murdering the kids in excruciating detail. It's already PG-13 George, and it's fucking Darth Vader.

Why is Jimmy Smits in this fucking movie

Give him a bigger part! He's like a legit actor and shit, and an important character. They gave him short shrift in Rogue One too. I'd be insulted if I were him. Don't call me in to utter 2 throwaway lines. He should've been the leader of the rebels in R1

"For the clones, if a special session of congress they have, the recalibration of the signal, for them, a long time will it take, for rediscover the system, have we not, and sense I, for me, the plot to annihilate the Jedi, they do."

In the original trilogy, Yoda didn't have fucked up grammar in EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE. You don't have to commit 100% to this gimmick if it makes your script fucking incomprehensible.

"Oh, you're gonna go kill my husband? Cool cool cool, I'll just sit here. Don't take too long!"

There will never be a more beautiful woman than pregnant padme. the bitch was a radiant goddess desu

"Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new powers can do that."

Lucas is definitely autistic. He can't understand how other people perceive things. Especially an audience. How is it possible that the same man created ANH, ESB and ROTJ?

literally nothing wrong with that sentence

"Not if anything to say about it, I have."

Is it possible for your eyes to roll so far they shoot out of your asshole

>fa/tv/irgin thinks it's okay too

George Lucas confirmed for autistic.

This bugged me too. Yoda never spoke like a retard in Empire from what I can remember. Maybe the odd line but in the prequels it was unbearable.

Holy shit is that from the actual script?

>children don't learn about international economics
American detected

the perimeter line pissed me off too

can anyone explain this?
just because he had a dream of padme dying, he thought she needed saving? and was willing to kill mace windu, and a bunch of jedi children?

she ended up dying anyways

No, it's a bunch of real quotes combined to be even more inscrutable.

Yes, he's a complete dunce who enabled a self-fulfilling prophecy

That's what happens when you have your conclusion in mind and you barrel towards it and don't think about how other people are going to perceive it. And that's literally how mentally ill people think. That's why without a hint of irony I'm saying George Lucas is autistic.

yeah that and the perimeter line were stupid

I didn't even post about the first half of the movie. TLDR too much slow-walking emotionless shot-reverse-shot exposition, General Grievous was a pointless character, and no one in this movie can act

He had dreams of his mother dying and that then happened, he had reason to believe them.

Lucas told him to stop showing emotion

Your final duel should not be so fucking long that you have to cut in a B story to break up the mind-numbing monotony. I'm convinced that's the whole reason why Yoda and Palpatine fought in the first place. They wanted this huge dumb fight scene between Anakin and Obiwan and realized people's eyes would glaze over

"Into exile I must go. Failed, I have."

WTF? The worst thing you could do is give up at a time like this. And he didn't defeat Count Dooku, why didn't he go into exile back then? Again, Lucas already had his conclusion locked in, so he had to just work toward that, logic be damned. Yes, that's how all prequels are, but we shouldn't excuse it. Bottom line, it made for a shitty story

So Anakin hit the controls with his lightsaber and it... made the lava hotter and more volatile?

The facility probably suppressed and channeled the lava flow. The entire planet was in a state of volcanic upheaval. Probably smart to cordon off a small section and make sure things stay predictable while there.

This kind of shit always bothers me. Just like when Obiwan jumped up and killed Darth Maul, they always seem to wait until the other person is situated to start fighting again. Obiwan totally could've murked Anakin right here when he jumped. Was he trying not to kill him? Just hold him off and maybe talk some sense into him? Whatever.

God damn this shit must've been fucking intense for little kids watching this shit, growing up with Anakin as basically a normal hero. I was 15 when this came out but I'd already seen the other movies, so I was just waiting for him to become Darth Vader the whole time. That's probably why I overlooked a lot of these fuck-ups that Lucas made. Apparently there were people whose parents took them to see the prequels first, and they didn't know about Darth Vader. Maybe that's why millennials are so insufferable. In the biggest franchise of their childhoods, the hero randomly became the worst villain ever. So that's why they're super paranoid about Nazis and shit, and basically accuse good people of secretly being evil. Everyone is racist and shit to them. Everyone has the potential to be Hitler. Because of Star Wars Episode 3.

>AROUND THE SURVIVORS, A PERIMETER CREATE!

Again, I wonder what this was like for kids who hadn't seen IV, V and VI. It's a given for us, but they don't know about Darth Vader. It was probably really unsettling and disorienting for them.

He's the fucking chosen one, he has visions in his dreams that come true, like his mom getting raped by sand people

>"I may have gone too far in a few places."

Oh wait that was in reference to the first movie and he did the exact same thing two more times.

>And he didn't defeat Count Dooku
He did actually. Dooku ran away.

He only created ANH and his wife saved it in editing. Check out the deleted scenes. It's pure prequels.

Who would watch the prequels first? I would think it's a given to watch the OT, then the prequels, even for the lil ones who weren't born yet.

People who didn't grow up with just the originals don't know that there's any kind of 'better' order (or to avoid the prequels entirely)

That's what I thought, but if you read these other forums you'll see people talking about how they saw I, II and III first.

They all call the OT "boring" and they love to shit on the duel between Vader and Obiwan in Ep 4. These are mouthbreathers who watch that fucking Clone Wars show. It's embarrassing how wrong they are about everything.

I want to grab her lewd, nudie tummy, roll around in bed with her and eat her shit.

Shouldn't Jedi be able to sense shit like that?

>I have the power to save the one you love!!!!
>You are now Darth Vader, go do my bidding you dumbass
>...uhhh bitch why don't you tell me what the fucking thing is to save Padme or I gut your ass right here you have no saber and you are still crispy

Why the fuck did George make it seem like once someone went Sith they were a completely different person like they had a split personality? Were we suppose to believe that Anaking once named Vader completely lost all free will?? lol

OBI-WAN stands in a large computer area as YODA looks on, in the hatchway to the Main Control Center.
OBI-WAN: I've recalibrated the code warning all surviving Jedi to stay away.
YODA: Good . . . For the Clones to discover the recalibration, a long time it will take. To change it back, longer still. Hurry.

You're a fucking lier user.

That's what I'm saying dude

A liar? You're retarded if you thought that quote was supposed to be real. Obviously anyone can see what they said, it's not like I'm the only person with access to that information and told you the wrong thing, lol, that would be "lying"

>Why the fuck did George make it seem like once someone went Sith they were a completely different person like they had a split personality? Were we suppose to believe that Anaking once named Vader completely lost all free will?? lol

He probably didn't think about it like that. It was preordained that this character was going to turn to evil, so in his mind that's good enough.

Padme had already died before Anakin could even do anything, so he gave up that business about Palpatine teaching him how to save her. He also thought she was against him, so I guess he lost interest in trying to save her too or thought that it was better she die.

Somehow that relates to him wanting to protect people and create order through force so he just stuck with it.

yoda did I think
but he was the only one

>He also thought she was against him, so I guess he lost interest in trying to save her too or thought that it was better she die.

Right, that's why upon learning of her death, his sadness literally started ripping the room apart and he bellowed "NOOOOOOOOO"

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Alright I save you now teach me the power
maybe one day
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

T'was said somewhere that the clones were from the start, genetically engineered to be aggressive against Jedi with of course, the right TRIGGERED mechanism, so most of the beamsword toters didn't caught wind of it until it was too late.

I've read fanfiction that was legitimately better than the prequels

>There will never be a steamy pregnant Padme and Anakin deleted sex scene

Why live

The shitty prequels would've all been worth it if Padme had gotten horny on the Mustafar (nothing says endless love like capital murder), stripped off that hot brown dress of hers, and made Anakin fuck her pregnant brains out right there on the landing platform with Obi-Wan just watching in shock and bewilderment wondering whether he should interrupt.

>his mom getting raped by sand people
>Shmi Skywalker is played by Pernilla August
>Pernilla August is from Stockholm, Sweden
>Stockholm is now the rape capital of Europe thanks to Sand People immigrating there

Was Lucas trying to warn us about Muslim immigration?

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>she ended up dying anyways
POTTERY

>Is george lucas fucking autistic
Yes of course he is fucking autistic

I hope she doesnt die of sadness after giving birth.

This part didn't make sense to me. Like what did he teach him that could help his wife? It's all trickery and stuff but "I killed one of the most powerful jedi for you, we'll get to the teachings you promised later even if my wife's life hangs in balance." notion is something I can't accept. Spelling it out is acceptable.

Well... Seeing as Natalie Portman's irl husband isn't a psychotic murderer, she'll probably be fine.

>they love to shit on the duel between Vader and Obiwan in Ep 4.
Because it is shit you delusional mong

>I've read fanfiction
Stopped reading there. You should just kill yourself now.

>wahhhh someone in a movie said something relevant to the plot I must make a thread bitching about it wahhhhhhhh *poops*

lol r u autistic?

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What? You've never engaged in the mental exercise of hypothesizing how events might've turned out differently?

>The shitty prequels would've all been worth it if Padme had gotten horny on the Mustafar (nothing says endless love like capital murder), stripped off that hot brown dress of hers, and made Anakin fuck her pregnant brains out right there on the landing platform with Obi-Wan just watching in shock and bewilderment wondering whether he should interrupt.

Hellfire Hot/10 would watch

This needs to be the basis of a porno flick

>Press 'A' to make that nigga holding you back fly

was plapy pretending to run of electric power

Hardly political more like pewpewpewpew, Lazer swords, ships go boom!

Why do think Disney bought it? Because they realized millenials aren't growing up anytime soon.