>Arrive to new region
>Bring horse to a halt
>Say name of region outloud
>Continue riding towards the city
Arrive to new region
Parker Diaz
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Anthony Morales
Wow it's like it was a movie
Josiah Butler
i love lord of the rings, i love it more than anyone.
yes that means you, all of you who think you love it. i love it more.
Brody Sanchez
Yeah, it's the sort of thing you might do back before signage when you arrive at a destination with someone who's never been there before.
David Parker
I bet you haven't even read the books
Robert Williams
i've read like, fellowship and half of the two towers motherfudger.
what have you read. like, the sillymarilliod? pff
James Jones
Someone post the Burger King pasta
Jose Johnson
I do this all time, egg sample:
>enter burget king
>stand hands inn C position
>say with louder bellow 'burget king, I'm loving it!"
>my gf walk in, her head lowered
Jacob Russell
so what did we love about the hobbit films?
i loved the bit where the fellowship/moria music plays because bilbo takes pity on gollum and lets him go in AUJ
Alexander Lewis
>always talk about "the east" or "we must ride west" or "the evil rises on the east" while being as vague as possible
Easton Nguyen
I liked the first film when it actually felt like the book. Hell I liked all the parts that actually felt like the tone of the book.
Jose Fisher
Why did they get the best book and turn it into three shitty movies?
Daniel Parker
i do this everytime i go to a new place myself
merry christmas to you anyway my friend! have a great new year, and let's hope 2017 is filled with great memes like this year!
Justin Anderson
i think in time the hobbit movies will be well rated. they're bloated and follow in the footsteps on the groundbreaking trilogy but they are genuinely good films. with mistakes but the trilogy had mistakes as well.
William Hernandez
>a red dawn rises, blood has been spilled this night
What did Legolas unironically mean by this? Blood is spilled all the time tbqh family. Red dawn nigga what the fuck it's a normal thing get a fucking grip mate fucking elves
Landon Wood
The problem is he was trying too damn hard to make them like LotR, when they simply aren't. It was a bedtime story for his sons, not a genuine attempt at creating modern mythology.
Samuel Fisher
"A red sky at night, farmers delight.
A red sky at morning, farmers warning"
I’ve always heard that if there is a red sunrise something bad has happened or is about to happen.
Eli Bell
>he was trying too damn hard to make them like LotR,
i agree and i think because he was trying to recapture what he'd already done. it was a bodged job and he came in late to the production, i can forgive that
t was a bedtime story for his sons
but there's nothing really wrong with that is there?
>not a genuine attempt at creating modern mythology.
i think his priority was tying it into the lotr trilogy while being somewhat playful.
Cameron Bennett
The problem was the movie was already halfway done, and then they decided to scrap the whole think and put someone else in charge.
Alexander Miller
>i think his priority was tying it into the lotr trilogy while being somewhat playful.
No I mean, that's what LotR was when Tolkien wrote it. He wanted to create a european mythology for modern times, basically the explanation as to why magic is gone (because at the end of LotR, most the magic has left the world and is fading away). It's why Middle Earth is clearly Europe.
Jaxon Bennett
so what would you have wanted from the hobbit?
i just want to preface this by saying i have read it, you don't need to explain any of the characters to me but what would you have liked to see in the films?
Wyatt Foster
Just a lighthearted adventure with the songs that were in the book. I can see it being 2 movies since the book has a definite halfway point (right before they meet Beorn), but not 3. But Jackson tried to make it too "epic" for lack of a better word, but really the story is too small in scope for that. Stuff like the necromancer being Sauron and Mordor trying to recruit Smaug were stuff LotR retconned in, it wasn't in the original book.
The Rankin-Bass animated film of the Hobbit has a lot of problems, but it got the tone of the book right.
Cameron Cruz
Was he talking to his horse?
John Barnes
No, to the audience. Characters just talked out loud like that in the book sometimes
Caleb Torres
>massive city
>literally no farms surrounding it
Was Jackson lazy on this or did the idiot not think of it?
Isaac Ross
Possibly, Shadowfax is no ordinary horse
Jayden Richardson
have you even seen the movie?
Mason Campbell
Lazy.
If you've ever seen avatar Minas Tirath is supposed to be like the earth city.
Thomas Russell
i loved the scenes with sauron and the discussions about him in the films, but everything else, i agree with you. it should have been 2 films, it should have been more light hearted overall.
>Rankin-Bass animated film of the Hobbit has a lot of problems, but it got the tone of the book right.
i never really enjoyed that interpretation i think because of the music. not that it was bad, it just didn't engage me. the animation was beautiful however.
Josiah Torres
Minas Tirith was supposed to be Rome, right? I know Gondor was the Saxons.
Logan Cox
Rohan was the Saxons, I meant.
Carter Morgan
My dad works as an archivist for the Tolkien estate. As such I have had access to every little piece of his life's work, during my childhood.
Bentley Green
Did you ever cum on the original manuscripts?
Aaron Torres
yeah duh
Xavier Price
Yes. Of course. Actually I ejaculated onto the first verse of Tom Bombadil's song in a freak accident.
To hide what I have done I had to rewrite the damaged section.
>Ring a dong! Hop along!
This passage in the second line was as much obscuring my deed, as it was announcing it to the world.
Cameron Gomez
let me post my favourite scenes.
i encourage you to do the same.
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Isaiah Gutierrez
that is so hot
that's even hotter omg.
>was as much obscuring my deed, as it was announcing it to the world.
christ you''re a poet
Mason Sanders
Christian Wood
That saying means it is going to be a fucking hot day.
Henry Baker
wow sarcasm i've never encountered that before
That was sarcasm by the way. .
Caleb Gutierrez
Gabriel Sanchez
wow it looks so tiny
Juan Jackson
We're never getting anything like this again, are we?
Grayson Davis
Nicholas Powell
>pulls red hot metal out of burning coals
>It's quite cool
bullshit
Ethan Turner
it's sailors, not farmers, you dunce
Logan Mitchell
Farmers can enjoy high-pressure fronts too, you dingaling
William Butler
Nope, never.
I hope the Silmarillion will never get made into movies / series.
Zachary Long
Fpbp
Adam Jackson
It's clearly not red hot by your own picture.
Ian Wright
then why is he using tongs?
Grayson Jones
The fireplace is hot.
Sebastian Nguyen
He was trying to prank Frodo but it backfired and he accidentally gave away the most powerful object in Middle Earth
Christian Perry
Gondor was Ancient Egypt.
Luke Gomez
I posted that picture and it's actually because when he almost touched it with his fingers when it was on the ground he saw Sauron and knew it was evil .
Hudson Clark
I thought Rohans were vikings