NFL general - Chefs edition

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NYJ:Bilal Powell returns to Jets practice Tuesday
NYJ:OC: Christian Hackenberg 'basically a rookie'
OAK:Amari Cooper (leg) back at Raiders practice
SEA:Doug Baldwin (foot) back at Seahawks practice
ARZ:John Brown returns to Cardinals practice
LAC:Perryman out 8-10 weeks following surgery
DAL:DAL 'could' use committee with Zeke suspended
BAL:Perriman has 'Grade 2 hamstring strain'
FA:#AsExpected: Eagles cut Ryan Mathews
TB:Howard's early contributions to be as blocker
PHI:Ryan Mathews (neck) cleared, likely to be cut
MIA:Gase: Jay Cutler will play on Thursday night

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1st for 10-6

2nd for fantasy.

Here's a league for you guys.

14 team league, .5 ppr
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7 spots left

Patriots > everyone else.

Water is wet.

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Not so fast!

There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with raising another man's child.

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>6' and 5'10"

He sort of looks like a fusion of Brady Quinn and Eli

Reminder Cam Newton is a top 5 QB

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So why haven't dolphins signed Kaepernick yet?

In QBs ranked 20-25.

>Carr abandoning his QB career for music

Raiders regretting the Carr contract yet?

No one wants toxic on their team and he's king of it.

Carr is going to form a Christian rock quartet with Russell Wilson, Tim Tebow, and Phillip Rivers and they will win all of the Grammys.

I would unironically love this

>Lost before the season even started

Phil has a chorus of christian children to contribute as well.

>yfw da falcons win da superb owl

>28-3

There is if you don't inseminate his/her mother with your own seed.

>28-3
that failcons had their chance and they blew it. another 20 more years before they get to the owl.

>Seahawks reportedly had wanted to draft Andy Dalton but Pete decided not to because he just wasn't seeing enough to justify to a first round pick
>Seatle sports radio talked about whether Dalton could have brought the team more success
>they agree that if Dalton made it to SB48 that the Hawks would have won with him, but doubt he'd get past the NFC CG against Niners
>definitely wouldn't reach a second Superbowl
>don't think that he would have been as good a fit with Marshawn

I wonder how the Bengals would do with Russell Wilson.

2017 is the revenge tour

They would've at least won a playoff game by now

Are there any Chargerfags left on Sup Forums?

more like the 8-8 tour

Yes, but it's just me and an Aussie.

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yeah

present

>mfw that Falcons blew it after shittalking my Hawks

Ringless bitches HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

I hope that Super Bowl shattered the Failcons spirits. I hate those fuckers since they ruined a potential 18-1 from the Panthers. Fuck Matt Ryan, nignog Jones, and the rest of the >28-3 team. Hope they continue to choke until the day I die.

DEREKCARRMUSIC.COM

I legitimately remember people locally being pissed that the Hawks didn't draft Dalton. I remember hearing one guy on the radio compare it to the 1991 draft where Chuck Knox wanted to draft Favre in the first round, but the ownership veto'd him and they picked Dan McGwire instead. He actually thought Dalton was going to be the next Favre and win multiple super bowls for the Bengals.

really dodged a bullet there.

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>Best WR corps in the league
>No Offensive Line
>No Running Back
>Under performing Quarterback
>Overrated Linebackers
>Above Average Corners
All of these Apply to the Giants and NONE apply to the Pats

Michael Jordan plays football now?

>Thomas Davis will play his entire career for the Panthers

yay

Drink more Kool-Aid, faggot. If Ansah is healthy then the Hyder injury is a non-issue.

This is /ouryear/.

here

>PFF

got a better site that shows something besides raw stats?

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Top 5 Black QB

NFL TOP 10 QBS

1. Tom Brady
2. Aaron Rodgers
POWER GAP
3. Matt Ryan
HUGE POWER GAP
4. Drew Brees
5. Derek Carr
6. Russel Wilson
7. Ben Roethlisberger
POWER GAP
8. Matt Stafford
POWER GAP
9. Marcus Mariota
10. Dak Prescott

>eh eh ron
lol

Good post keep it up user

>Dak Prescott
>Mariota
>Matt Ryan over Brees

I fucking HATE ANIME

You have great ideas user

>cowcucks will miss the playoffs and blame it on the Zeke suspension

Get ready for another 9 months of excuses

Ryan is objectively better than Brees at this point. Last season proves it, and you have to go with the hot hand, not past prestige

Who would you put above Dak and Mariota?

Cowboys fans make excuses for everything, even if they were to make the playoffs.

What else is new.

!!!NFCN!!!
1. Rodgers: 67.7 cmp%, 4,700 yards, 8.3y/a, 41 TDs, 6 INTs, 113 passer rating (MVP)
---Power Gap---
2. Stafford: 64.5 cmp%, 4,100 yards, 7.7 y/a, 29 TDs, 13 INTs, 95.9 passer rating
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3. Bradford: 65.4 cmp%, 4,000 yards, 7.3 y/a, 20 TDs, 11 INTs, 90.9 passer rating
---Power gap---
4. Burrs: 59.2 cmp%, 3,400 yards, 6.8y/a, 20 TDs, 20 INTs, 76.4 passer rating

!!!NFCE!!!
1. Dak Prescott: 65.9 cmp%, 3,800 yards, 7.8y/a, 27 TDs, 9 INTs, 100.9 passer rating
2. Kirk Cousins: 65.6 cmp%, 4,300 yards, 7.4y/a, 30 TDs, 10 INTs, 97.8 passer rating
3. Carson Wentz: 65.0 cmp%, 4,100 yards, 7.6y/a, 29 TDs, 11 INTs, 97.3 passer rating
4. Eli Manning: 64.5 cmp%, 4,450 yards, 7.8y/a, 31 TDs, 15 INTs, 95.6 passer rating

!!!NFCW!!!
1. Russell Wilson: 64.8 cmp%, 4,000 yards, 7.9y/a, 29 TDs, 10 INTs, 99.9 Passer rating
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2. Carson Palmer: 64.0 cmp%, 4,200 yards, 8.0y/a, 27 TDs, 11 INTs, 97.2
---Power Gap---
3. Bryan Hoyer: 62.7 cmp%, 3,850 yards, 7.0y/a, 25 TDs, 15 INTs, 87.3 passer rating
---Power Gap---
4. Jared Goff: 60.8cmp%, 3,600 yards, 6.9y/a, 23 TDs, 17 INTs, 82.7 passer rating

!!!NFCS!!!
1. Drew Brees: 68.2cmp%, 4,750 yards, 7.8y/a, 36 TDds, 11 INTs, 103.3 passer rating
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2. Matt Ryan: 66.0cmp%, 4,600 yards, 7.9y/a, 32 TDs, 11 INTs, 100.4 passer rating
---Power Gap---
3. Cam Newton: 61.0cmp%, 3,850 yards, 7.9y/a, 24 TDs, 12 INTs, 92.2 passer rating
4. Jameis Winston: 62.0cmp%, 4,400 yards, 7.5y/a, 28 TDsd, 17 INTs, 89.7 passer rating

---MVP voting---
1. Aaron Rodgers (22)
2. Tom Brady (17)
3t. Drew Brees (6)
4. JJ Watt (3)
5. Le'veon Bell (2)

Disgusting homer trash

unironically Smeth

>2016 stats: 67.1%, 233.5 ypg, 15-8 TD/INT, 91.2 rating

This is not a top 10 QB

Said nobody ever.

>Derek Carr anywhere in the top 10
I love posting this pasta to BTFO carrfags

>Be Derek Carr
>have the best pass protecting offensive line in the league
>Be the least sacked starting QB in the league
>have a bunch of weapons around you and solid all around on offense

yet despite that

>one of the worst accuracy ratings among starting QBs
>Most intercept able passes thrown by any qualifying QB
>still hasn't posted a league average YPA
>below average QB Rating every year
>6th highest Failed Completion Percentage in the league

And this dude is the highest paid QB in the league? lmaaaooo

One season being better doesnt delegitimize every season where Brees outperfrmed Ryan including actually winning a Super Bowl.

As for who to put over Dak and Mariota, how about a QB thats actually played more than 1 season for Dak and a QB who can play a full season without getting injured for Mariota.

why do people think that rodgers is on the same level as brady? aaron won 1 fluke superbowl and hasnt done shit since. bradys won 5 and retards are still running around like he needs 7 to be better

how the FUCK is Mariota above Prescott when Dak beat him in every major category except total TDs

now tell us how you really feel

At this point in time who would you rather have?
Brees has been subpar for years, jacking up stats in losing efforts. He is a domebabby and only gets so many yards and TDs because all he does is pass. This is a fact.

Also those are meme reasons. Who cares if you're a rookie if you're good? You haven't given any names in their place.

They're very similar QBs but Dak had a better OL, and better WRs. I'd put Mariota over him because Dak is a product of the running game in Dallas.

He's not on the same level but he's more talented and is clearly the second best QB in the league

>fluke Superbowl
obviously didn't watch that postseason run

what is a fluke is the 4 post season loses that happened on the last play of the game after Rodgers offense gained the lead or tied
the other 3 postseason losses under him have been when the defense allows 37 or more points
something that the patriots defense only allowed once in Brady's postseason career

awfulannouncing.com/cbs/cbs-2017-nfl-broadcast-teams-beth-mowins-addition.html

Now the NFL is stuck with the shitty woman announcer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wheres eli

maybe 6-10

>above average corners
dude landon collins is DPOTY he shouldve been

more like eli on top of the league haha >18-1

this

i certainly remember the year following that. oh wait i didnt because they got hammered by the giants in January despite >15-1

second to eli

Eli manning sucks

you suck

eli is fucking terrible
it's not 2010, and even if it was, he was never really that good
he's a modern day jeff hostetler or trent dilfer

>modern day trent dilfer
dude he was a first pick of the draft and won two superbowls. you're obviously still mad over something despite it being almost 10 years

Brees has been elite on a team with a shitty defense for years. The reason why all they do is pass is because the defense gives up 30 points by halftime. He just put up over 5000 yards AGAIN and averaged 30 points a game on a team that went 7-9, cmon guy.

If Dak had some kind of super spectacular rookie season I can see putting him in the top 10, but he didnt. If you actually watch any cowboys game from last year, Dak wasnt doing anything special. He was doing exactly what he needed to do and nothing more, everytime all the pressure was actually on him, he came up short. He was Basically doing what Smith was doing, but better. Which isnt bad by any means, buts its not top 10 worthy at all. As for Mariota, being healthy is a legitimate concern for a QB. It doesnt matter if youre able to win 14 games if you are only going to play 8.

Rivers, Eli, Stafford, Cam and Luck are all better to put in the top 10 then those 2.

>i certainly remember the year following that. oh wait i didnt because they got hammered by the giants in January despite >15-1

as far as the Brady v Rodgers debate is concerned this is a pretty shitty point

>landon collins
you guys going to start him at corner this year?

The Minnesota Vikings

>Phil Simms leaving commentator booth
Sweet

>tfw they put some woman announcer for hockey games here
im sorry but I cant do womens voice in sports
it doesnt mesh in my brain

>h-haha 18-1 r-right guys
>meanwhile tom just won yet another owl
>meanwhile eli can't even win out his own division let alone make the playoffs and is now washed up

Face it, Tom got the last laugh

>Brees has been elite on a team with a shitty defense for years
no correlation
>He just put up over 5000 yards AGAIN and averaged 30 points a game on a team that went 7-9, cmon guy.
Like I said, he does this because of his attempts. He had a 7.7 YPA and despite 673 attempts he only had 37 TDs
You're not doing anything but buttressing my argument


>Rivers
21 INTs
>Eli
Shit numbers, even with great receivers
>Stafford
You can't read
>Cam
52.9 completion percentage lol
>Luck
The only viable one

>As for Mariota, being healthy is a legitimate concern for a QB. It doesnt matter if youre able to win 14 games if you are only going to play 8.
He played in 15 games lol
You people don't know what you're talking about

Is there a more autistic player (in a good way) in the league?
>has sonic plushies in his home theater
>plays video games and posts about them
>streams on twitch
>has a sock collection with anime socks

Oh, I didnt notice your top 10 list was exclusive to 2016. Sorry man, my mistake.

who is the alt left of the nfl

seahawks

maybe that wouldve been the case if they only beat them once

youtube.com/watch?v=IbABQsmrUUA

kys yourself my man

giants

Rodgers chokes harder than my girlfriend on sunday

>>Rivers
>21 INTs

>entire team literally on his back

not every pick was on him and the amount of time he had to force it..
I'd give you the fumbles, though

you can pick one active player to clown and make up an entire roster, coaching staff and front office

who do you pick?

how competitive do you think they would be?

Any team I dont like

Hey buddy
No matter what, if you turn the ball over that many times, something's wrong with you
Clowney
Pretty good

>something's wrong with you

or you're just surrounded by shit

he's /ourguy/