John Green is the biggest cuck I've ever seen

John Green is the biggest cuck I've ever seen
youtube.com/watch?v=bkypKKtjfMU

Whatever, he likes dick in his cheerios.

What's up with this "we should know their names" meme? Will I get 3,000,000 views on Youtube by being a cuck and listing off names too?

Well, he is.

I don't want a bowl of cheerios that has had 50 dicks in it.

Are his eyes getting smaller and his nose getting bigger or is it my imagination?

>taking seriously i like my cereal with semental green
>Jon "all my books have pixie Girls" green

You see kids me and your mom met at ..... we went on 2 dates but your mom was not feeling it, we stayed friends and after your mom dated 7 other men we got back together and we made it work

> geee dad what are you a beta?

>daddy why don't you look like me? i have brown skin and a monkey nose?

>but then we stayed friends and I got alot richer and famous
ftfh

why is this guy a youtube celebrity again

This explains his "it doesnt matter how many men shes been with" video

>tfw my history teacher used to show us this faggot's videos

What's wrong with this exactly? Aside from the use of the word 'vibrant'.

>it doesn't matter how many biofluids potentially containing deadly pathogens have been sprayed all over her internal mucosa

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>Sarah Urist
Does she have a beard and require alcohol to get through the working day?

His videos and opinions are EXACTLY what the people who grade AP tests want to see. It may not be 100% accurate, far from it, but it will get you good scores.

This was my first thought.

She probably doesn't service his plump helmet often. I'd love to see evidence to the contrary.

Luis Guzman
Pablo Escabar
Zorro
Speedy Gonzalez
Fez
Cristiano Ronaldo
Frida Kahlo

:D

>service his plump helmet
Kek, why have I never thought of this as a euphemism before??

I don't want to give him a view

what does he say, #NOTALLMUSLIMS?

he just recited a bunch of spic names or something

The disheveled, glasses wearing nerd with patchy facial hair is my favorite leftist aesthetic.

she took nigger dig during that 4 years and settled with his ass lol

I swear em this shit will be the holocaust for fags. Years from now you will have old men dressed as women while clutching their gay insurance money shouting REMEMBER THE 50!!! IT'S ANOTHER ORLANDO!!!! FUCK THR STRAIGHTS!!!

This.

I was dumb enough not to jump through the hoops though, I was honestly not willing to tolerate the bull shit, especially in AP US

Those fucking quirky jump cuts...