Jesus, this shot alone is manlier than anything in the MCU. And it's just a teaser trailer!

Jesus, this shot alone is manlier than anything in the MCU. And it's just a teaser trailer!

Marvelcucks on suicide watch.

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It shows how DCucks are trying to compensate for something

That grip on the chopper looks so unconvincing.

>Alcoholism is so manly!
actually it is

Here's the thing though it's probably not gonna be in the movie

Trailers and movies are two separate things anymore, it could just be a load of FUCKING LIES

He's got wicked tats that's how you know he's awesome.

Sorry but thats a white fucking male

that's homoerotic, not manly

Hemsworth is bigger, more cut, has better bearded genetics, and is much more manlier

>my shit movies are better than your shit movies because of muscular naked men
Imagine having to compensate not only for your personal failures but the ones of a toy franchise you're this emotionally invested in.

From my experience, the people most obsessed with things "manly" are the most nu-male cucks I've ever met.
Which I guess describes DC fags and capeshit fans in general pretty well.

Any dcfags can explain mcmurdie castle?

>vodka

Yeah but hes fucking white

Mamoa would destroy him, cuckboy

Oh my god user like really? I can't even its almost 2017 and you still have to be racist against white men?

>racist
>against white men

learn what words mean retard

>AHHHH HELP ME TONY!

LOL are you mental?

1v1 Hemsworth curb stomps any DC male...sans prob the Rock

Hemsworth has a babyface and plays a joke character that's nerfed as fuck and isn't even half as manly as his comic book counterpart.
Also he's definitely not bigger than Momoa, they're about the same height.

Are you retarded? momoa's arms look soft as fuck compared to Hem. And the way hem dwarfed ben in that one pic with his brother..yea id say hem has a few inches on him

Nice try, MCUck, but if you want to play the "Aquaman was white in the comics!" you should check out the new Spider-Man trailer.
Whoops! Everyone but the main character and the villain is now black/mulatto!
Fucking Mary Jane is black.

Momoa height: 6 ft 4 in
Hemsworth height: 6 ft 2¾ in

Fucking moron

>Mary Jane is black
She isn't even in the movie.

>it's manly so it's good!!
How insecure can you be?

>1 inch makes a difference
This is what lanklets with nothing more going for them besides height want you to believe.
Momoa is tiny compared to Hemsworth.

Here is your average numale defending aquaman being turned into a shitskin meme actor from every numales favorite television show

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You'll be proven wrong next year when Justice League comes out.

>You'll be proven wrong
Regarding what?
That Justice League is good because it's manly or that user is insecure because he's obsessed with manly things?

Oh yeah it'll be great

I can't wait to deadpool to be dethroned as redit:the movie

That Justice League is going to be the greatest comic book film of all time, besides Watchmen and The Dark Knight.

Nobody gives a fuck about Aquaman being brown because no one gives a fuck about Aquaman period. Turning a Spiderman movie into a The Wire Season 4 minus quality plus quips, that's the real crime

>sourcing google for height
>calls other moron

Top kek, DCucks are getting desperate. Hemsworth makes momoa look like a chump

>Season 4 of the Wire was bad
Shit taste, to be honest.

except there are clearly ppl that do. Nice fallacy tho

>Nobody gives a fuck about Aquaman being brown because no one gives a fuck about Aquaman period
t. el tahir non-whiteo

>literally can't come up with a decent reply and starts to chimp out
lmao enjoy your shitty colorless children flicks and shut the fuck up, faggot

that looks like a little bit more than rice, chicken and lifting :^)

He looks like a trashy roman reigns.

youtube.com/watch?v=mfcgdWGRIfY

>Marvelcucks on suicide watch.
At least that's better than Suicide Squad.

>shitty colorless flicks
He's not talking about Man of Steel and Batman v Superman, user.

I hate when they stray from the original depiction that they artist went for but new aquaman is gnarly

I could cry and talk about my feelings to a person.
Or I could buy a bottle and talk to my dog.

>debate my google source
>gets pissy

Lol nice "proof" that Jason "soft" momoa is bigger tho ;^)

>before Momoa's Aquaman
>"LMAO LE AQUAMAN IS USELESS, GAY SUPERHERO OMG REMEMBER THAT FAMILY GUY JOKE? XDDD"

>after Momoa's Aquaman
>girls get wet just thinking about him drinking tequila, people start appreciating him more

/thread

I'm sorry but people with actual knowledge about movies would have a word with you:
youtube.com/watch?v=hpWYtXtmEFQ

>get told
>angry reply
>get told again
>even angrier reply
user, take your pills and go to sleep :)

I know right? GotG2 already had Deadpool against the ropes with a trailer

>dat read comprehension

Spiderman = The Wire S4 minus The Wire S4's quality.

>get told
>says nothing

Cant wait for next year

>>"LMAO LE AQUAMAN IS USELESS, GAY SUPERHERO OMG REMEMBER THAT FAMILY GUY JOKE? XDDD"
Yeah and then they turned him into something more and now they've turned him into a shitskin meme actor

>suicide grip on the helipad
madman

How do you go from this?

>OPs pic is literally a dude sucking on a bottle

That looks like a kid on youtube playing pretend

Your dog licks assholes, he's more alpha than you'll ever be. You're lucky you have thumbs or he'd eat you in your sleep.

To this?

>people start appreciating him more
Then they read his comics and realize Aquaman is useless and everything returns back to normal.

Game of Thrones meme actors were a mistake

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>useless
>in a scripted/written world

Do you have autism? Its impossible for a fictional character to be useless when you decide every scenario. When will this moronic meme end?

you're pathetic you can't even come up with a decent reply
all you can do is insult people when they destroy your shitty arguments
you're a child, a literal child

>showing your true colors

>I'm proud to be an ignorant bigot
kys

Go suck nigger cock, fag.

>showing your true colors
>still here
Go back

What does Aquaman's character gain from being turned non-white?
And don't you fucking dare say they went with the best actor they could get for the role, Momoa is fucking garbage.

Nigga that shit looks extremely gay. He's all sequined and sparkly and looks like a member of Bear Force One. His looks like he's about to fist the Martian Manhunter with his hook-hand.

>hwn suck on your cock the same way he sucks on that bottle
Why even live?

How tryhard can a design get?

I probably made a spot on the theater seat when I saw this.