At cinema

>At cinema
>Dude bro and his date sit down behind me and start talking loudly
>I slip on my headphones and try to zone them out while the trailers run
>Already seen them anyway
>Eventually movie starts
>Suddenly he's making weird grunting noises and she's not sitting next to him anymore
>I think she went to the bathroom or something
>I periodically start sighing loudly to let them know they're upsetting me
>Switch on my DS and start playing it since I can't enjoy the film
>Suddenly they get mad and tell me to switch it off
>I try to protest but other movie patrons shush me
>I get fed up and leave the cinema in tears

What's the worst movie experience you've ever had?

You should rethink your life user

>I get fed up and leave the cinema in tears
>in tears

You sound like a massive pussy

>let into the kinoplex by yourself without bringing your mom to get through the no singles policy
Yeah I'm calling bullshit.

>order jumbo crab legs
>they give me regular size
Ruined the whole experience

>Switch on my DS and start playing it since I can't enjoy the film
what, was your anvil in the shop?
why didn't you start smithing? don't you like making extra money during your kino?

you're a total sperg.
kill yourself

Why didn't you block the exits and set it ablaze?

>Suddenly he makes weird grunting noises

How does it feel, having chad getting a blowjob less than a meter away? I bet it makes you upset

>tfw brought my vulture to the kino hoping to sneak it in but the guards realized it wasn't a falcon and told me to fuck off

they must be making more than minimum wage

None because i sit at the top seats of the theater

>>Switch on my DS and start playing it since I can't enjoy the film
>>Suddenly they get mad and tell me to switch it off
I think it's obvious who was in the wrong here.

I sneak in my vulture in a plastic bag, they never bother to check

there's a point when your ironic shitposting becomes autistic. this is one of those times

>not leaning over and cooing ASMR in his ear to make him cum quicker

Good thing you're not an air traffic controller, thinking quickly isn't one of your strong suits.

Probably not because its not a serious post

>cinema barber has upped the prices.
weeks overdue for a cut, might have to go to the turks down the street and risk getting my throat cut with the straight razor.

/r9k/ is your place, retarded

>What's the worst movie experience you've ever had?
hobo sex

>suddenly he starts making grunting noises
>gf isnt sitting next to him anymore

wtf was he grunting for?

I always, ALWAYS get someone kicking my seat

he was getting the s u c c

Should have sat next to them and started bating

How did you get in by yourself?

That's because you look weak and people see they can fuck with you with no consequences since you're too much of a bitch to fight back

>head to the kino
>long lines for the showers

>people where cutting in line to the cinema skin bleaching booth