>At cinema >Dude bro and his date sit down behind me and start talking loudly >I slip on my headphones and try to zone them out while the trailers run >Already seen them anyway >Eventually movie starts >Suddenly he's making weird grunting noises and she's not sitting next to him anymore >I think she went to the bathroom or something >I periodically start sighing loudly to let them know they're upsetting me >Switch on my DS and start playing it since I can't enjoy the film >Suddenly they get mad and tell me to switch it off >I try to protest but other movie patrons shush me >I get fed up and leave the cinema in tears
What's the worst movie experience you've ever had?
Julian Morgan
You should rethink your life user
Brayden Torres
>I get fed up and leave the cinema in tears >in tears
You sound like a massive pussy
Leo Lewis
>let into the kinoplex by yourself without bringing your mom to get through the no singles policy Yeah I'm calling bullshit.
Kayden Adams
>order jumbo crab legs >they give me regular size Ruined the whole experience
Christopher Adams
>Switch on my DS and start playing it since I can't enjoy the film what, was your anvil in the shop? why didn't you start smithing? don't you like making extra money during your kino?
Owen Peterson
you're a total sperg. kill yourself
Robert Scott
Why didn't you block the exits and set it ablaze?
Owen Long
>Suddenly he makes weird grunting noises
How does it feel, having chad getting a blowjob less than a meter away? I bet it makes you upset
Brayden Collins
>tfw brought my vulture to the kino hoping to sneak it in but the guards realized it wasn't a falcon and told me to fuck off
they must be making more than minimum wage
Hunter Powell
None because i sit at the top seats of the theater
Michael Williams
>>Switch on my DS and start playing it since I can't enjoy the film >>Suddenly they get mad and tell me to switch it off I think it's obvious who was in the wrong here.
Sebastian Hall
I sneak in my vulture in a plastic bag, they never bother to check
Robert Hall
there's a point when your ironic shitposting becomes autistic. this is one of those times
Lincoln Morales
>not leaning over and cooing ASMR in his ear to make him cum quicker
Good thing you're not an air traffic controller, thinking quickly isn't one of your strong suits.
Robert Ross
Probably not because its not a serious post
Luke Cooper
>cinema barber has upped the prices. weeks overdue for a cut, might have to go to the turks down the street and risk getting my throat cut with the straight razor.
Carter Foster
/r9k/ is your place, retarded
Kevin Hughes
>What's the worst movie experience you've ever had? hobo sex
Isaac Lee
>suddenly he starts making grunting noises >gf isnt sitting next to him anymore
wtf was he grunting for?
Blake White
I always, ALWAYS get someone kicking my seat
Gavin Cox
he was getting the s u c c
Juan Moore
Should have sat next to them and started bating
Logan Robinson
How did you get in by yourself?
Parker Ortiz
That's because you look weak and people see they can fuck with you with no consequences since you're too much of a bitch to fight back
Connor Lopez
>head to the kino >long lines for the showers
Christian Hughes
>people where cutting in line to the cinema skin bleaching booth