Settling the debate once and for all

Attention all non-Americans, when are you going to embrace the alpha version of football once and for all? Even Google knows what a real football looks like.

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I don't use google

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googled results vary from country to country, you dumbass

is it perhaps called football because the egg is a foot long?

When you take off the armours and play like real man;

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>#9
>the two meta pictures
you can always count on pol

>fotball

>he lives in south america

lol

>he lives in north mexico
lmao

It's called football because the game is centered around field position and it's a game of inches/feet/yards.

>He's never been in the richest country in the history of civilization. Lol

the USA ain't even top 10 in gdp per capita, ie richest countries

you used to be in the top 3 in the 60s but you neither lived that

Bullshit, Football was a name to all sports that weren't played on horseback and used the foot.

the current world champions of soccer is Germany but if you google "football" in google germany of the first 24 results most are actual football

try fußball you fucking moron

yeah, because we speak german.
maybe you don`t know this with your american "education".

already have mate
youtube.com/watch?v=zxhqXzVBen4

>small ass countries "gdp per capita"
haha lol #1 in gdp just like we are in real football

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>amerisharts making a fool of themselves

just another day on Sup Forums

Over/under 10 years until UK football is renamed Kebaball?

you know google personalises your result

you guys can have the name fuball lmao

>4.4%

closer to real football than soccer but not quite there

> Have the best schools/colleges in the world
> The average American is still dumb as fuck

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because the average american can't afford said schools

most people attending the top universities are foreigners

wow Australia btfo

shall be moving back to the ancestral homeland of England immediately lads

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>this amerishart bating everyone

Kek.

i actually had to continue it because the website was too long rofl

>only 2.6M
The USA has over 3M Muslims

Don't talk about per capita because you don't like it

lol

hmmm
it's almost like it's location based
really makes you think

7-1 lol

>3rd result is an American football
Nice

3 words

Richest nation ever

yah, the richest 1% of your country has lot of money, so what

A homeless person in America has a better life than a billionaire in Argentina. Lol

almost half of your page is covered in real footballs user

is llamaland really trying to say america is a poor country?

Non-Americans just can't compete with American banter.

Rich in debt?

Hey asshole, thank America that you don't speak Russian and shut the fuck up.

The issue is the players are so god damn stupid and used to armor that they'll fucking headbutt each other and hurt eachother even further. If you banned headbutts no armor football would arguably be safer.

USA is 20 ahead of 90% of Europe, Argentina is 86 and has 1/3 the GDP/capita of the US. Don't throw stones in glass houses.

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thanks to America a third of Germany did

I've lived in 7 different major US cities throughout my life and have visited 48 states at one point or another on business. I meet thousands of different people a year and usually break the ice with small talk about sports. Out of all the people I've met in this country over the years, literally one individual gave two shits about soccer in any capacity. He claimed to be an Arsenal fan. I don't know who these American proxies are that are trying to shill the sport on this board, but it's egregiously disingenuous. If these posters are for real, at the very least, they are non-existent in the business sector (i.e. people who actually have and spend money).

The fact is, soccer has and will always remain an activity for children in this country, a reason for mothers to get out of the house and gossip with each other while the kids play a non-contact game chasing a ball around. Youth soccer season runs almost year round, so it has that advantage over other youth sports. Once kids are old enough, though, they almost without exception drop it to focus more intently on our adult sports. This post isn't meant to trigger soccer fans into replying to it, whether you're really from America, or some international fan reading this. It's just the way it is here. The more you know.