AUNTIE

AUNTIE

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>aunt may, can you teach me how to shoot web?

>inb4 some fag cries about ""canon""

>Aunt May, how do I shot web?

It makes more sense anyway. Why would a high school kid have an aunt that is like eighty years old?

All that motor oil from working on cars in her youth is keeping her skin young and wrinkle free

What is there to cry about? Hot aunt May is the best thing to happen to the franchise

lots of people refer to their granparent's siblings as aunts/uncles

What kind of uncle/aunt were they anyway? His parent's bro/sis?

I don't have any problem with Marisa, mate.
In a similar thread a while ago some faggot was bitching about this casting decision.

Uncle Ben was his dads brother
Which means that him and aunt May are not blood related...

Ultimate Comics aunt May was a GILF

>lots of people refer to their granparent's siblings as aunts/uncles

Idiots?

and young May from Trouble was pretty hot too.

Ayy lmao

That art is terrible.
The ultimate spiderman cartoon is worse

Post the rest of this. I'm really curious what the context is. Why the fuck did Aunt May look exactly like Mary Jane and even have her catch phrase? The one time thing she said in the mid 60s that everyone forgot about.

>getting pissy about someone bitching

You don't want this
Trouble is one of the worst things to every happen to comics

First leaked scene from Spider-Man homecoming between Auntie and Peter

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what was the point in making aunt may hot as fuck? Just so tony could hit on her in civil war?

I really do. Amuse me.

Have you seen the other females cast for Homecoming? We need all the hotness we can get.

i don't have the full comic but basically it was a story marketed as though it was a romance comic for teen girls, until you realise the two male characters are Peter Parker's father and uncle Ben, and the female characters are his mother and aunt may.

They each hook up with their respective partners, but May and Pete's father have an affair from which she becomes pregnant. For whatever reason May can't raise the child so her friend and her husband (father of the child) adopt it and raise it as their own, implying that Aunt May is actually Spider-Man's biological mother, and a slut.

Liz Allen is hot as fuck.

All these sevens and sixes, what are they trying to tell me?

You can now fight the Emerald Weapon.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Marisa Tomei is 52. It's really not far-fetched for a 16 year old to have a 52 year old aunt. Far more sensible than her being about 80 anyway.

that she's a solid 6.7, duh

>77667766
In honor of this I will post more To-May.

but why is she so hot??

Nice digits

Whats going on, aunt May?

Youre getting your cock sucked, kid.

I want her to suck my dick

Kek

>Peter, are you hiding things from me?
>Does auntie need to get the rubber glove out?

>>Does auntie need to get the rubber glove out?

How did marvel get away with this?

It was a simpler time.

Do you think her feet are playing with his dick on the other side of that couch?

HOW HAS ALL OF Sup Forums SEEN THIS PORN

I haven't...

not a native english speaker

how do you call your grandparents' siblings?

I call them gruncle and graunty

that sounds stupid

what's the official term tho?

Yes
Tony fucks every piece of ass he sees
This is cannon

Mine have always been Mimi and Papa

Did she suck Peter's dick?

Did she swallow?

WOOF

Of course she swallowed, it's the secret of her youthful looks. Women like her need young studs around for that type of thing.

proof that having babies sucks out your youth

this bitch had no children

And her body doesn't demand her to have any at that age, right?
100% fuckbunny.

...

>WHAT'S GOING ON, AUNT MAY?

Granduncle and grandaunt

Milf Muff

Is she telling someone to eat her out in public?

>Peter! come down here!
>Y-yes Aunt May

She's always doin' it

Is she living in need?

>MIGHT AS WELL KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY

Everybody involved with the book eventually regretted it and decided not to make it canon.

*sniff*

>"That's it, baby, bounce with it. Bounce with it. You're doing wonderfully." Aunt May exclaimed.
>Peter felt his balls begin to tingle as the cum boiled within them.
>"Your balls are tightening up, you're almost there. I want you to tell me when your about to cream." Aunt May said.
>Peter felt his load prepare to enter his torpedo shoot.
>"I'm gonna cum, aunt May." Peter said.
>"Hump hard and let me know when." Aunt May said.
>My hips bucked. Bedspings squeaked. Boobs bounced wildly. Peter's cock fucked up and down its buttery chasm.
>"I'm gonna cum now...OH AUNT MAY!!!
>Aunt May suddenly stopped, let her tits go and grasped the base of his quivering monster. She pressed her thumb against his sperm chute.
>"NO...STOP!!! Don't do it Peter.

PLEASE continue

It's legendary

>edging

you sick motherfucker you better go on with this shit

Here you go.

Is Peter blood related to Aunt Mae?

No, her maiden name is Reilly.

Yes, she is probably his real mother.

I have no idea if these people even exist

d-did they?

No, he's gay.

spider man 2 was a damn good movie

that train scene was some of the most heroic capeshit antics I have ever seen

you may now return to your scheduled fap posting

Why won't you join us, user?

This had got to be one of the most pointless posts in the history of Sup Forums

Well I'm literally watching spiderman 2 right now, maybe after it is done.

Well you have fun with the power of the Sun in the palm of your hand, user.

i was going to make a spider man 2 thread but this thread seemed tangetially related, so I'll post here instead

OOPS
BUTTERFINGERS

I know he is, but what if he had no say in the matter? She might have gotten him drunk and vulnerable.

Or pegged him. That'd work, right?

His ass was made for fucking

Yes.

Its kazaa kino.

Isn't she more like her 60s or so? It's not that weird if his grandparents had a lot of children or a large gap between.

Shes 52

That last frame is the beginning of an adult comic.

Cut a hole in it and I would, for hours and pump my spunk in it

Consider that train scene FORGOTTEN.
Spiderman will hold together a large boat filled with people that's been cut in half.
People are already talking about it from the trailer.
The train scene is gone from our collective memory.

>user, you're incredible... I can't feel my legs...

she's too old to be this sexy

Great Aunt, Great Uncle. Anyone who tells you otherwise is just blowing smoke up your ass.

Italian genetics.

>no kids
>money
>easy life

MUH DIK