I figured out both why Sup Forums seems so weird lately & why things have been seeming gloomy...

I figured out both why Sup Forums seems so weird lately & why things have been seeming gloomy. We haven't praised KEK in a long time. Let's atone with a thread in his holy name.

Praise KEK

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I didn't want to disclose this information but by God I'm in the presence of others like me.
I got unfairly banned from a vidya game for saying "Go away LGBT you suck" at a in game live stream charity fund. I had been playing the game for multiple years (In fact I was an original member) and they banned me for "hate speech." Autisticly, I prayed to Kek almost laughing at the thought of me praying to the thought of it I said, "Kek, please show me justice for this." It was meant to be a joke and I forgot about it five minutes later.
Then I got the news that a Muslim had shot and killed 50 GAY people.
After shit posting on Sup Forums for a while I stopped and realized what happened.
I logged into the game and realized I had been unbanned...
Kek is fucking real.

Also praise Kek

PRAISE THEE

>the OP's post wasn't trips

clearly this is a sign of kek's ill will

KEK blesses this post

Does anyone have any similar experiences like Or am I just Autistic?

>Trying to force our god Kek's hand
>Not offering him dank memes and worship whether he gives you blessings or not
HEATHENS
REPENT BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE FROG GOD AND HIS PROPHET OR BE CURSED WITHOUT REPEATING DIGETS FOR LIFE
OR NOT HE'S A GOD OF CHAOS DUBS ARE HIS TOOL FOR SOWING IT
PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME, KEK!

This is now a Pepe thread

Our ancient laws forbid us from forcing dank memes. We must show tribute upon Kek by building art of him in his honor.

You are autistic but that's unrelated.

Like this see

But kek has never granted me dubs

Don't post too much we don't want to overlod on meme magic

>88
Kek wills it

A few days ago I said I was a kek worshiper to my brother jokingly. Then today a frog stain appeared over the headboard of my brothers bed on the wall. Kek is fucking real.

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Praise him!

Checked and KEKed

You are right brother. Praise kek

Praise kek

>Double Trips
Kek
Wills
It

Holy kek

ALL HAIL KEK

HE IS IN HERE WITH US

WE SUMMON KEK NOW!

Then you must praise harder, and longer. Be patient young tadpole

I have forsaken you my Lord

Just as you knew I would

FOR KEK!

Oh shit.
Praise Kek!

PRAISE KEK

what game was it?

Ok senpai

Kek demands we drink cherry coke
This is our symbol

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user the scientific term for a meme magic overload is a habbening.
A habbening is what happens when Kek can manifest his power resulting in catastrophic events. This happens when he siphons enough energy from our constant prayers, Trump general is feeding him power like a coal engine. When he has enough energy he puts into swaying events into habbenings. These habbenings are what help us become closer and stronger than before. We are about to reach the very peak; Trump will be elected and will become the "Light from the Darkness." Because that's what Kek does he creates order and happiness through chaos and disorder.

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You're probably pregnant now, post pics of the messiah you shit out user

PRAISE KEK

I am here looking to join the Church of Kek. What should I do? Spread his word? To whom?

Praise him

Can I into digits?

all it takes is belief, user
that and dank memes

Include more Kek/Pepe in your posts to have a better chance of being blessed

Kek isn't real, prove me wrong.

KEK will save us from these muslim invaders.

You pray to Kek. It will seem funny to you at first, but you'll notice your prayers come true.

Please make donations payable to Bob

Thank you

>88

this is too good

pepe thread confirmed

KEK'S WORD BE SPOKEN

Because of these digits

Praise him!

Kim K habbening?

Kek forgives' child

i could direct you to the seminal theological works of Thomas Kekquinas, but instead i'll let these dubs do the talking

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>94
>89
Your God is dead.

H-holy fuck

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If Kek isn't real, how do you explain habbenings? I bet you also don't believe in Santa and the tooth fairy.

F5 pressed for kek

But is he?

the time of will be upon us soon
Praise KEK!

kek works in mysterious ways

No KEK will rise when needed

Kek is real.

Should we consider whatever it's going to be as a definitive part of the Keknon?

Dubs of truth.
Praise be!

That was meant for

PRAISE KEK

of course. If KEK's divinations are based on repeating digits then surely all digits repeating means that whatever the post is it's truly important. The fact that they're 7s makes it even more so.

>be a Christian
>God warms against the worship of gods other than Him
>behold the power of Kek
>conflicted

M-maybe Kek is just an a-angel or something...

Praise Kek

Praise him

You win for now, but I'll be back.

You are wrong

kek's blessing to all his children

What do you believe, an old book that said some miraculous shit habbened one time, or actual habbedings as caused by KEK?

s-sorry Kek, I forgot to properly punctuate your name. Blessed are we.

Kek is a face of god.


The Darkness before the light.

Can one worship Jesus Christ, but still pray to kek for good luck?

Praise him

Rare pepe coming through, dun save

We should eventually write the Gospel of Kek so his righteousness will can more easily be spread.

PRAISE

>that symmetry

Kek is real

KEK IS GROWING STRONGER
WE NEED A GENERAL TO GIVE HIM A CONSTANT SUPPLY OF MEME POWER AS STATED IN

Praised

If we create a general we can form a gospel on his writings.

praise kek in all his glory

What will 77777777 be? A prophecy?

KEK IS REAL

Minecraft

I see Kek as the tangible representation of a metaphysical truth, very similar to the concept of Sophia in Orthodox Christianity.

He does not conflict with God because instead of a Creator role, he signifies the inevitable collateral damage necessary for the shifts of healthy mentality, in individual humans as the conscious and unconscious minds, and in society as order and chaos. This is extremely understandable in the symbolic "truth through dubs" when one takes into account all of the regular posts required for such dubs' creation.

It is all quite beautiful indeed.

The other day I had an appointment that I was early for so I decided to go for a walk around the back alleys and sheeeit. Was thinking about the regular autist things (NWO, repeating digits, the 6-sided storm on saturn) and I looked down and what do I see?

A little green toy frog. I picked it up and put it in my pocket and felt better about everything. now i take it with me when i go to appointments. i'm pretty much Jeb! now. Kek gave me a gift, praise him.

WITNESSED

>We haven't praised KEK in a long time.
We literally just had a KEK worship thread filled with highly prophetic GETs that just archived an hour ago.
Also we're being inundated with shill sliding (((Project Normalize))) so, yeah.
In any case, carry on.

kek be with us

see my other post. i got given a little green frog, no shit.

WEW LAD PRAISE HIM

Nigger we been praising Kek like you wouldn't believe. We have the best Kek praise. The best. Do we love our Kek, folks?