Sup Forums, how do we preserve and save the Pacific Islander race? They gave us: >The Rock >Israel Kamakawiwoʻole >Eddie Aikau >Duke Kahanamoku >Russel Crowe >20% of NFL Hall Of Famers And are generally funny and friendly people
Their islands are sinking and are need of a new home. What's your solution Sup Forums?
Austin Miller
>The rock is a pacific islander Lol no he is a rock
Ryan Barnes
i swear the rock used to be white. mandela effect?
Jeremiah Mitchell
I thought he was a Jamaican.
Ryan Hughes
He changes color each season
Lucas James
Yeah but I think that we shouldn't.
Aaron Gomez
>Their islands are sinking and are need of a new home. but that will be in millions of years. they'll be fine. they have great islands.
Chase Watson
Mormonism.
They're all fucking Mormons here.
It's the only thing that keeps them on the Rubgy field and not chimping out and eating us.