Sup Forums

Sup Forums,
how do we preserve and save the Pacific Islander race?
They gave us:
>The Rock
>Israel Kamakawiwoʻole
>Eddie Aikau
>Duke Kahanamoku
>Russel Crowe
>20% of NFL Hall Of Famers
And are generally funny and friendly people

Their islands are sinking and are need of a new home. What's your solution Sup Forums?

>The rock is a pacific islander
Lol no he is a rock

i swear the rock used to be white. mandela effect?

I thought he was a Jamaican.

He changes color each season

Yeah but I think that we shouldn't.

>Their islands are sinking and are need of a new home.
but that will be in millions of years. they'll be fine. they have great islands.

Mormonism.

They're all fucking Mormons here.

It's the only thing that keeps them on the Rubgy field and not chimping out and eating us.

He's Samoan/Hawaiian/Mullato

>Israel Kamakawiwoʻole

Already dead OP