Nymphomaniac

Was it good?

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Why is it so hard to find a girl that will sleep with me. This girl fucked anybody

Who dis?

Holy fuck sauce?

What was this about?

Fucking hell mods, you could have at least waited so we could get the sauce.

What was it?

Some hot amateur vid of a qt getting fucked doggy in a car

your mum
hehe

Just a girl getting fucked. Looked familiar but I can't remember the name.

i actually posted the wrong webm
here it is
ART

Most erotic film of the last years.

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Anyway, this movie sucked. At least teen/young adult Jo was hot as fuck to watch

>they actually show it

literally blacked

The other one was better, pls post again w/ name

tfw will never be the qt chinese girl ;-;

>posting bestiality on a Christian movie board

shame on you

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER FIST

NOICE

Why do they look so scrawny?
I am a white girl and only fw black guys but those niggas look like they just came off the plane from Nigeria.

African Americans > Africans

I know from experience ;)

Is that real? Did she actually get fucked by two black dicks?

The movie is extremely boring. Couldn't even finish the first part.
Something about her sexual adventures, then fishing parallels.

Pretentious and uninteresting.

really makes you think...quality stuff by von trier once again

I see three men

you arent fit or interesting in the slightest bit. try being interesting but not autistic and straight to the point next time you message online sloots

Pretentious is the perfect word

I have a buddy that I keep around just so I can know which films to avoid, which started when he recommended me Nymphomaniac because it 'shattered his world with awe'

We have a mutual friend that he constantly hits on and I burst out laughing when I heard he tried to use this 'film' as a topic of deep conversation because, his words, she is so cool and open-minded; and that's the kind of people Nymphomaniac is aimed at

Just watch Young People Fucking instead. Colin Hanks gets pegged by his wife.

so just say you want to have sex with me and eat pizza?

hes posting on this board rn

>this actually aired on American television
Let that sink in.

>Toes curling in pleasure
Das fucking it mane. Breed that bitch

Yeah, the general spiral down was interesting.

how do i become interesting?

i have no friends and I'm not rich

It takes place in Europe.

>dp
>pleasure
Who is supposed to derive pleasure from this? Woman feels nothing but pain, men are constantly aware of their dick and balls rubbing against another man's dick and balls. Wouldn't even be able to stay hard without viagra

>Who is supposed to derive pleasure from this?
the white american

8 MORE YEARS!

hehe... noice

For those wondering, the deleted webm is on xvideos called "we need sauce now", but its under a minute and has no sound. Disappointed tbqh.

Will he exterminate niggers and Jews?

>dick and balls rubbing against another man's dick and balls

Nothing better than some friction, to get things hotter.

Is that sam hyde doing a selfie?

For a movie called Nymphomaniac, this movie really wasn't that erotic.

well nymphomania is a mental illness, not a porn shtick

Kino

how come the actor didn't cum with 15 seconds of fucking that hard?

You can't. Rockclimbing, reading, guitar... none of it is going to change your personality. Just accept that society is built around pissing on people like you.

Did they are fucking in real?

ask your mum
hehe

I'd like the full video

Weak

What the hell? Is this real? I thought this movie was supposed to have legitimate actors. This is straight up porn. What the fuck

a-are you projecting?

It's 'art' so it gets a pass. Have you seen Shortbus? Real jizz and fucking all over that one.

What sort of movie is this, anyway?

IIRC it was real but it wasn't the actors themselves, it was composited in.

Death of the white man

All the sex scenes involve body doubles with porn stars

All this is is a digital composition

>body doubles with porn stars
I've always wondered about this. I mean, an actor/actress that does a sex scene has already forgone any kind of dignity they may have had, stripping naked in front of the entire crew, getting in to bed with a stranger and mimicking sexual motions. So why not go all the way?

because then she would actually have to have sex with a black person.
There's a certain thing called personal dignity.
It's what keeps people from ever getting a prostitute, because even if no one else ever found out it just brings you down a level.

That's what they say to save face.

disappointed movie
no real sex with the movie stars

>personal dignity
>it's OK to be filmed naked with someone else's genitals getting fucked superimposed on my own for the entire world to see
>actual intercourse is immoral though

Oh year I saw that. I knew it was going to be weird when the first scene was a man whacking off into his own mouth.

it's about the reputation they have with their fellow Hollywood actors, it matters to them. If you have actual sex on camera then you're just a prostitute, otherwise it's ART.

Coal burners are vile.

The fucking girls name is "JOE"
Literally could have been any fucking thing else but no,
They chose to go with fucking JOE
What the actual fuck
JOE I don't give two shits what britbongs call their daughters fuck you and give her a actual girls name not a fucking male in his 40's working in an office name