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Man, what happened to whites. Used to kick everyone's ass now we spread our ass cheeks for the invaders...

>jews
>chosen people

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RUSSIA STRONG

Someone's gotta post the one where tumblr tried to raid Sup Forums and we claim 2 suicides in the casualties list.

the strongest

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What the fuck, I don't even remember this

REEEEEEEEEEEE
DELETE THIS!

No one posted the great emu war?

See

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the greatest battle.

I was about to say.

>tfw I was a kid in Lebanon when this was happening

it was a total shitshow, basically the israelis had an excuse to wipe out civilians

Winterfell is mine, bastard. Come and see.

> size of nigger army= like 10 or 20 thousand (not recorded)

This means they stumbled on a tribal village, shot a whole bunch until the rest ran away, and then talked up the story about an army of tens of thousands

women

Just like Cortes and Pizzaro right?

Napoleon fucking destroyed so many opponents, you could have an entire thread like this just of French empire victories

Why are the Aztecs even famous? They're always a civ in AoE or CIV games, when they were objectively shit. It's not even like they were a great long standing Empire in its final days when the Spanish showed up; they'd existed for about 200 years.

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They built a really large city.

there wasn't much media coverage of it for some weird reason.

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

How did Sweden get cucked so hard that Russia captured 8000 more than their strength?

>really large city
>200,000
>about the size of Paris at the time
>history classes constantly shit on Europe for not having a city of 1,000,000 during the middle ages but praise the Aztecs for it.
>All people are equal

yes the strongest

sorry wrong pic

same reason greeks were famous, city states, a really impressive one too

>best civilization to pop up in the Americas without European help
>managed to rule most of central Mexico despite everyone hating them

Pretty much the only reasons.

Is there a site where you can make these?

They were the only civilizations in NA basically.
The Incas were far, far more impressive but they aren't anywhere near as famous for their barbaric human sacrificial practices.

Probably. Spanish diseases such as AIDS probably killed more Aztecs than Spanish guns

>what is the Inca Empire

didn't even last 100 years, while the aztecs lasted from the 14th to 16th century.

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They would've been crushed in combat They were smart and pulled the old retreat and let the enemy freeze and starve to death.

>tfw bongistan steals your country and tries to starve you out of existence only to hand it over to the niggers

would've could've should've

Go to a wikipedia battle page, right click on the battle summary and click inspect element and start typing in what you want.

Or you can just do it in paint but it takes longer and doesn't look authentic.

Aztecs:
>built one city
>barely covered all of central mexico
>still used spiked clubs as weapons
>managed to use a farming technique that had been used in the old world for millenia

Inca:
>encompassed the entire andes mountain range
>built road and bridge system spanning the entire empire
>numerous cities
>actually developed advancing metalworking, albeit thanks to the Chimu
>numerous cities built of stone
>stone terraces and irrigation for farming in mountains
>ripped out people's hearts slightly less
>system of nobility based on ability
>civil service system where family members would be conscripted to work on state projects.

Just saying. They get BTFO in actually battles

The eternal anglo is real

Couldn't beat the Anglo, though

Take that, moor babies and EU fucking shits

STOP THEY CAN'T SEE THIS

You don't fuck with pissed off boers

T. Anglo

English and Irish can only be united by their love for Canada.

Pretty sure you're the black sheep of the family currently. You're still family though.

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>first use of hollow point (dun duns) weapons in war

>latter banned for use in combat because the Germans cried about it to the pre-UN.

Aztecs
>didn't invent a writing system
>came into contact with a civilization that had one

Incas
>didn't invent a writing system
>didn't come into contact with a civilization that had one

>that feel when your great grandpa was one of the commanders

Only the Jew can unfortunately

Found the french Canadian.

You're aren't even in the family traitor. Mind your own business.

fuck off captn canuck

WE

Not french
>found the Slavic prariefag

it's "the bigotry of low expectations", can't remember who coined the phrase. although to be fair Tenochtitlan was a pretty awesome city considering the technology they had available

We're the rebellious son you bloody retard
>A fucking leaf knowing his history

>wiki
kys

Around 9:00am, around 10,000 Afghans reach the signaling post at Saragarhi.
Sardar Gurmukh Singh signals to Col. Haughton, situated in Fort Lockhart, that they are under attack.
Colonel Haughton states he cannot send immediate help to Saragarhi.
The soldiers decide to fight to the last to prevent the enemy from reaching the forts.
Bhagwan Singh becomes the first injured and Lal Singh is seriously wounded.
Soldiers Lal Singh and Jiwa Singh reportedly carry the dead body of Bhagwan Singh back to the inner layer of the post.
The enemy breaks a portion of the wall of the picket.
Colonel Haughton signals that he has estimated between 10,000 and 14,000 Pashtuns attacking Saragarhi.
The leaders of the Afghan forces reportedly make promises to the soldiers to entice them to surrender.
Reportedly two determined attempts are made to rush open the gate, but are unsuccessful.
Later, the wall is breached.
Thereafter, some of the fiercest hand-to-hand fighting occurs.
In an act of outstanding bravery, Ishar Singh orders his men to fall back into the inner layer, whilst he remains to fight. However, this is breached and all but one of the defending soldiers are killed, along with many of the Pashtuns.
Gurmukh Singh, who communicated the battle with Col. Haughton, was the last Sikh defender. He is stated to have killed 20 Afghans, the Pashtuns having to set fire to the post to kill him. As he was dying he was said to have yelled repeatedly the Sikh battle-cry "Bole So Nihal, Sat Sri Akal" (Shout Aloud in Ecstasy! True is the Great Timeless One)

Yo if Niggers and Native Americans are so dumb then how come they can be on-par with Europeans in Europa Universalis?

The indian removal act of 1830 wasn't really a battle but about 10,000 native americans died from when we forced them to move to somewhere else.

They had a fighting strength of 12000 men, but once the men saw how superior and strong the Russians were they went into the cities and brought back their young wives and daughters to appease the foreign invaders.

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Not shit compared to Bataan.

Not to mention hundreds of thousands of angered and incensed people's oppressed by the mexica. They welcomed their genocide for a chance to kill an Aztec.

>less than 30% have British/Irish blood
You're a Spanish/German/African country. Don't forget it

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You seen the results of the second emu war?

Incas clearly had some idea of note-taking; we can find what appears to be arithmetic equations written in carved stone pictographs, but honestly they may have seen no need for the written word because their heavily interconnected empire made it easy to just cross over the mountain and talk to someone, rather than delivering a letter.

Looking up this on wikipedia, it was sad to see the amount of ships on the Royal Navy's side slowly decrease as time went on.

The Spaniards said Venice was shit compared to Teotihuacan.

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>no native oppressed allies
when will this meme end?

now ad the maya please

I'm sorry you got colonized by cowards.

Also, loo.

kek

Inca were chill. Had their own coca leaf and quinoa fueled postal system plus a former of democratic rule. Also better goldsmiths than Aztecs

just use firebug or inspect element, then edit and save, then screencap (because its only affected in your browser locally)

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They had just been defeated in the Battle of Poltava by a Russian forces twice their size.

People tend to forget that little detail and go all way down to
>muh superior spaniard power won the war alone

After there were no more worlds to conquer, we turned on each other.

Now the Shitskins are banding together to attack us on every front when we're at our most fractious and Balkanized.

This time we need to go all the way. My fellow whites will know what I mean.

Pretty sure Bataan was POW's, not villages full of elders, women, and children

You were lazy, stupid and apathetic then, you're even worse now, what do you expect?

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>complaining about wikipedia in a wikipedia screencap thread
ebin

We wuz tlatonanis and sheit

Both are to be treated the same under the Geneva Conventions.

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t. Charlie Wong