How does having a GF affect the performance of an athlete in his sport?

How does having a GF affect the performance of an athlete in his sport?

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If you are a runner, you'll fun faster since you know your gf is cheating on you so you can get home earlier and catch them on the act.
>BONUS: if you are american, you just hide in the closet and watch the whole thing while eating butter and masturbating

How does a gf feel like?

salty milk and coins

Sand bags.

I'm doing fine, don't miss her at all

bags of coins and cold soup trust me i have made many sex all the time

germany why are you posting this filth

1 - Having a GF
2 - Not having a GF
3 - Losing your GF

just stole a dick pic from a dude in /soc/ to LARP as mine to get me some nudes

pretty good results so far

If you have a shit gf it's this but in reverse order

Share them with us

Tfw gf is the same as tfw nogf.

>tfw i thought it was alison brie doing softcore pov porn but it wasn't

She had some great nude pictures leaked

No difference

Seen tons of dogshit players with gfs

You think I haven't exhausted my dick as a result of that? My foreskin literally fell off

Yeah, it's a trade off. You go from being lonely as fuck to wanting just a second to yourself.

It's a distraction when you're playing against Chels- I mean Aston Villa, because you know John Terry will be balls deep in her as soon as he's subbed off.

This can't be an accurate representation of what having a gf is

>If you don't put that silly thing away, I swear, I'm gonna stop loving you.
Fucking whore.

do you have the source on this one?

Just as the jew planned

I'll gas her in my chamber if you know what i mean

>cold soup
UMA DELICIA

Why do the mods specifically hate YOU?

My girlfriend is honestly hotter then this girl. Idk why everyone is in love with her. She was cute ish in mad men.

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perfect girls don't exi-

I want to feel soft girl

If you don't reply to this post, you will be labeled as a janitor living gayboy and be forced to spend eternity in hela special corner of hell that involves you getting cucked in the ass by janitors and mods dressed up as furry personas.

Whats perfect? I mean I'm sure shes a nice girl but she looks hella frumpy, by the time shes 25 she's going to be a Bridget Jones type for sure

>janitor living gayboy

I have low standards user

>implying there was anything wrong with bridget jones

I understand Mexicans love fat women though? So your tastes aren't really relevant here

REEEEEEE I WANT A GF ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

only if you're a dumbass who didn't pick the right girl

correct order but losing gf should be 99999999

Janitor sympathizers detected

They get paid the same as the janny so it makes sense I guess

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>lonley as fuck

Nigga me and the boys have a fucking ball throwing rocks at cars

REEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

If I don't secure a roastie in the next year I don't know what I'm going to do.

she's taken, la

that look on his face says 'i have a tiny willy'

someone's mad

Players of what?

Her leaks earlier this month were god tier.

its a Sup Forums makes us feel bad for not having a gf or ever having a gf

pretty cute desu.

Thats not how relationships work user

You accidentally a word

turns out, its breddy gud

>Cutie used grasswhistle!
>It's not very effective...
>user fainted!

damn i wish I could read lips
What do you think she's saying to that poor german lad?

Just look at Toni Kroos.

>i dont really love you, you just have a lot of money
>oh and by the way when you have a low point in your career and aren't famous anymore i'm going to breakup with you even though we're engaged

somethin about "we'll go home and you'll put it in my ass." she looks really flirty.

hue

James Harden has had a gf for one year and it has been his worst season with Houston. Now that he's back being single and going to the strip club with the lads, he's at MVP level again.

i had a gf, she dumped me believe me bro it's the worst feel possible

Depends on the sport desu.

He dated a succubus, doesn't count.

Women destroyed the greatest band in history. Don't fall for the gf meme. Fuck women but do not fall in love

Mesut made me say my morning prayers and I saw god

But I am a permavirgin

I had my first one in my early twenties
It lasted about two weeks and destroyed me after

emma rohan, that's her name

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.

The greatest band in history is Queen, Not the Beatles germanbro