Parties endorsed by /Auspol/: One nation Katters Australian Family first Rise up Australia first Australian Liberty Alliance Jaquie Lambie network Shooters & fishers
Parties with autism: Greens Liberal democrats Nick Xenophon team Labor
All other parties are irrelevant and you should feel bad for thinking otherwise.
Sup Forums voting method: Favorite memes > minors and independants > majors > unfunny memes > green.
House of reps: You have to preference all parties. Senate: You may preference 1 choice above the line or 6+. You must preference 12 or more if voting below the line.
>labor is going to win Almost no-one thinks that m8.
>Kill me Kill yourself m8.
William Smith
There is a meme that goes around every election that a vote written in pencil isn't legal because according to the law you need to use ink to complete a legal document.
Christian Phillips
Pfft, LNP wins dude, polls don't mean shit. Unless something big happens we'll keep following a two term cycle, Libs win this one then Labor most likely wins the next two.
Why don't we like NXT? Xeno seems okay.
Hudson Mitchell
I went and voted the other day there was only pencils.
tfw voted for Pauline in the Senate
Levi Martin
FUCK THIS KEK
Gabriel Peterson
The OP is retarded m8. His autism is of a particularly virulent strain.
Mason Diaz
... I miss Tony. Abbot was a tool, but he was a tool you could be proud of.
Christopher Ortiz
>a tool you could be proud of He was pretty cringey and embarrassing m8. Let's be honest.
William Gonzalez
Nick Xenophon is what makes politicians bad. Only in it for himself. Basically: "I will say anything to get in"
Aaron Wright
Oy-fuckn-vey
Landon Thomas
Tfw Tony rocked up to a climate change conference and bragged about how he slaughtered Labors emission trading scheme.
James Russell
m8 people desperate to get into parliament don't run as independents who no-one has ever heard of, which is how Xenophon started.
People who crave power and attention join a major party. That is the easy route to the top.
Leo Allen
Thank you for your expert analysis.
Jeremiah Reyes
You are a dumb cunt.
Jacob Barnes
lel abhorrent australian memes is pretty fuckin based F a M
Ryan Sanchez
Counterpoint then mate, prove he's selfish fag.
Kayden Wood
Dead center, no real opinions, just goes whichever way the wind blows.
Owen Edwards
>labor is going to win. How? There are no seats in NT, SA, TAS, ACT for them to win. They're own polling shows that they're doing shit in NSW swing seats. The Vic Labor government has pissed everyone off by fucking with the CFA, so much so Labor's now worried about losing a seat or two they already have. Qld Labor government has pissed everyone off by taking $4billion out of public servant's super.
The best Labor can hope for is a hung parliament, even then most of the crossbench has said they will give Turnbull a chance given he's the incumbent.
Grayson James
The ABC has done a propaganda piece on how muslims are really not homophobic at all:
Not that I give a shit about fags but the ABC should be telling the fucking truth about what muslims think.
Angel Harris
>Dead center, no real opinions, just goes whichever way the wind blows. You could be describing Turnbull or Shorten.
Caleb Baker
i think this is how im gonna vote in the senate (ACT fag here)
>sustainable australia >christian democratic party >rise up australia >liberal democrats >voteflux >libs
opinions? voting in the senate is pretty complicated for a simple minded bloke
Carter Evans
This is why people don't like politicians, which is the point.
Brandon Flores
Turnbull pretty much came into power by appearing more polished in his vocabulary and having a more progressive position in that he would accept a more diverse cabinet. Also by announcing to fund "green" investment schemes. He then put a woman as minister of defence. Who's husband met with buisness partners in france to assure them they won the 50bil sub contract. I reckon Tones was indicating that we go with the japanese contractors b4 contest for pm but it was 2 late as the media got into a frenzy about a leadership challenge while they lubed themselves up for the big bulls schlong.
Evan Russell
i actually heard this on the radio the other day
they were asking questions like 'do you hear people in islam being homophobic' and the answers were like 'yeah but you hear people being homophobic in all religions'
but which other religions are openly prosecuting people for being gay in 2016 you fucking towelhead cunt
David Wilson
So what actually happens if i just just number the right wings parties for the senate and put nothing beside LNP, labor and greens?
pls no flame
Jose Peterson
meta shitpost
David Davis
>Parties with autism: >Liberal democrats
What a tasty little meme this is! They want Guns for the common man, small government and hate the greens more than anyone else. David is a hero who calls a spade a spade and Shoebridge a communist cunt(actual quote).
LDP man, a party for more freedom.
John Clark
Critical of both parties and points out bullshit on both sides, his schtick is transparency in governance. He's also the guy who called out scientology and is one of the few pollies tring to outlaw pokies.
You're totally uninformed.
Henry Lopez
Yeah he needed to go to the November Paris climate change conference to suck them off because we were basically the only first world country not on board.
Jordan Rivera
Already voted.
Parliament: 1. Liberal 2. Family First
Senate: 1. Cory Bernardi 2. Bob Day 3. Rest of Liberal candidates 4. Rest of FF candidate
Michael Moore
If you're voting above the line then your vote is valid so long as you number at least six parties.
Gabriel Parker
So i work at a prison and i was walking into a prisoners cell looking at his photos that were stuck to his wall and my jaw fucking droped to the floor due to what i saw.
This shitskin mudslime prisoner had numerous photos of himself and a beautiful white women in a loving embrace.
This fucking turbo manlet muslim nigger had a nice looking white girl. What the fuck drives women to men like this? I simply can not comprehend how something like this happens.
Gabriel Robinson
Nothing m8. Your vote will exhaust if none of the parties you pick get elected.
I numbered every box to make sure I would always have my vote in the count, no matter how shitty the alternatives got.
Brandon Nelson
Sup Forums voting method: Favorite memes > minors and independants > majors > unfunny memes > green.
House of reps: You have to preference all parties. Senate: You may preference 1 choice above the line or 6+. You must preference 12 or more if voting below the line.
Chase Lopez
who KAP/ONENATION here?
Samuel Lopez
>Guns for the common man I have met the common man m8, and I don't want him to have guns.
Luke Howard
they are actually pretty autist lad. seems like their whole party is based around the decriminalization of ''''''''''victimless''''''''''''''' crimes like fag marriage and abortion
im gonna preference them for gun rights but MAKE NO MISTAKE they are pure autist
Jeremiah Clark
It's usually the penis.
Cooper Bennett
which prison do you work at? are all the prisoners mudrats?
Gavin Jackson
OP is clearly confused, endorsing one nation but not LDP is madness.
John Brooks
You did pretty shit m8. Voting major party number 1 in this day and age.
Hunter Moore
i wish
Ryder Sullivan
Friendly reminder to vote LDP.
Unless you hate freedom, that is.
Dylan Edwards
They are halfway decent but their endgame is so autismal it isn't even funny. They cannot do what needs to be done.
Noah Young
No One Nation candidate in my electorate. Feels bad man. Nothing but labour Greens and Independents.
Levi Torres
freedom for feminists to kill their own children and for pedophiles to raise children? i dont think so lad
Adam Morales
Its strategic more then anything, apart from Bernardi in the senate, he would always be #1.
Benjamin Peterson
>living in ausfailia for 21 years >still not registered
Thomas Gutierrez
Fail. Why the fuck did you vote nothing but liberal? In Reps sure, but why the senate?
Jose Evans
Will be a glorious shit show if we get a Senate shared by minors and the majors locked out.
Christian Mitchell
You should have vote NXT in the House m8. Fuck the majors up. Break the duopoly.
Parker Thompson
>tfw there's literally a maccas on the site of the right side of that pic
5 mins from me house.
Also Albo blew the fuck out of Pyne in that Q&A. Political allegiances aside, it's a miracle Pyne can talk and breathe at the same time.
Thomas Jenkins
do you think i could pick up qt conservative chicks if i became a member of the christian democratic party?
Jason Brooks
I'm just going to get my name ticked off, there is literally no one worth voting for.
Jackson Green
But we need the libs weak in the senate to block the TPP, most other party are against it but the libs are fucked in the head.
Leo Martinez
why do greens have so many senate candidates, is it some scam to increase chances? they have twice as many as ALP in qld
Justin Baker
feeling this way for the house of reps
Caleb Martin
Yeah no, Xenophon himself is alright, but if he is successful in this election we will see that change. Hes better where he is now. Bernardi is the single best right wing candidate on the list in all respects (followed closely by Bob Day), not least in both simply being a more realistic option then the other small parties.
Jacob Bell
If you're having electorate problems then I feel bad for you son. I've got 99 problems but Pauline aint one.
Jaxon Watson
LABOR AND GREENS LAST CUNT
THAT SHOULD BE REASON ENOUGH
Oliver Ortiz
They get the collectivist funding.
Kayden Reed
In that case, just vote liberal, you may not agree entirely but it keeps the pendulum on the right (even if that's just a perception of the public and not actually the real right).
Brandon Harris
63. Sarah Hanson Young 64. Penny Wong End of list
Camden Jenkins
The big long list is meant to make them stand out and look impressive.
Their number 2 used to be the leader of the Democrats btw. Got in trouble for being a drunk and stealing bottles of wine from the Liberals.
Aaron James
Greens and majors last with LDP/memes first lad.
Evan Miller
>Bob Day There is no humanity in Bob Day. He gives me the creeps. Family First is full of those types.
Bentley Nguyen
>Marking any cucked senate candidates at all
David Sullivan
Senate:
1. ALA 2. One Nation 3. LDP 4. Rise Up 5. Shooters 6. Independent
Xavier Williams
who hyped as fuck for the tears when senator hanson
Josiah Ward
m8 you need to expand your image collection. You post the same ones in every thread.
Mason Davis
yea vote libs for asian ownership of australia yayy :]
Joseph Bell
Are you shilling for or against the libs mate? Can't tell.
Christian Anderson
do you think there's a chance of her getting in? the media STILL makes her the butt of jokes and the face of australian racism, absolutely disgusting to be honest
Leo Morris
Take a bow.
Daniel Rogers
What are you basing that on exactly? And if that's the case, what politician do you see 'humanity' in? The guy has very simple family values and puts them across very reasonably, how is that creepy? Marking them last (and any parties that side with them) ensures they get no preferences, right? Also, its fun to fuck with the vote counters.
Nicholas Smith
Maybe you're a heretic
Ryan Phillips
All prisons are swarming with mudslime, trust me.
John Sullivan
I miss Abbot.
Andrew Baker
>lefty guitarists
disgusting
Lincoln Peterson
Its a strategic vote, because for every idiot like you who doesn't vote or votes for some minor party, there is another person voting for labour/greens. Just keep it on the right in the most realistic way possible if thats all you can do.
Eli Kelly
>LDP man, a party for more freedom.
the freedom to sell your #1 senate ticket in a given state for cold hard cash.
Andrew Anderson
This. Holy shit it cannot be overstated how much of a threat the TPP is.
Brandon Hernandez
yeah don't fight back because you'll just lose anyway
do you apply this mentality when your wife's boyfriend convinces her to let him fuck her in the ass?
Jace Fisher
hello shitpost/pol/ what is this ive never seen auspol before whats the big deal are there any based candidates if so what have they done
Leo Lopez
>"But this other group does it therefore we don't have to change until they do" Fucking despise this argument
Jackson Fisher
>Have to waste my Saturday afternoon to go to my local voting area to vote for a government that pushed for a double dissolution Fuck this shit, I'm going to make sure all my votes go into independents, which party supports of 2D lolis?
Juan Young
You fucked up. Enjoy the refugees and mosques you cunt
Jayden Reed
Darwinfag here, I wouldn't be so sure on Libs getting either of the two seats up here. We've had the CLP as our local parliament for the past few years and people seem to be losing their shit at them due to funding issues. I imagine it'll end up being reflected on the Solomon/Lingari seats.
Lucas Fisher
Read the thread, he said he wasn't going to vote at all, that's not fighting back, shill.
